The ban game, v13

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for having such a perverted mind..

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because I agree.
Jairus DOES seem a tad bit perverted.
...This coming from the talking tentacle.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because I have suddenly realized that he may be a tentacle monster larva.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I am not perverted: I am open minded.

[silentassassin]

Jairus is banned for being open minded.

[Slowtini]

SilentAssassin is banned for having a One-Track mind.
There's more to life than killing.

[silentassassin]

Slowtini is banned because while there may be more I choose it to be my only life.

[Slowtini]

Essay is banned for not broadening his horizons.

Yes, I used phonetics.
Whatcha gonna do?

[VSMIT]

I'm gonna ban you.  That's what.

[Slowtini]

Oh yeah?
Well.

You get... The Dreaded DOUBLE BAN

[Dagardo]

Well then, I will triple that ban unto you.

[Slowtini]

I'll see that ban, and raise you seven more!

[VSMIT]

I go all in!

Slowtini!!

U! R! B&!

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned because the house always wins.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because House always wins.

[Dagardo]

Slowtini is banned because I always win.

[VSMIT]

Dagardo is banned for banning the wrong person.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for wanting to be banned.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I only corrected Dagardo because he didn't follow the rules of the game.

[Dagardo]

VSMIT is banned because i wasn't paying the least bit of attention.

[Slowtini]

Dagardo is banned because if you weren't paying the LEAST bit, you were obviously paying a LOT of attention.

After all, according to your previous statement, you WERE paying the majority of the attention.

[Dagardo]

Slowtini is banned because that statement confuses me.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

dagaro is banned for a jolly spartan's spam. And because things seem a lot funnier after midnight.

[Jairus]

Kitsune is banned for noticing that. Here, have a zombie.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I see your zombie and raise you a Kruger.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I see your Kruger (I thought his name was Krueger?) and raise you... A MOW!!!!!!

*SCREAM*

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I see your Mow and raise you...

A GIRL SCOUT!

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I see your girl scout, and eat it. Yum. Tastes like peanut butter cookies.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because I am an Eagle Scout 

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I never did anything scout related. Lucky me.