The ban game, v13

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for usurping my prerogatives.

[e_voyager]

boxy is banned by bitpawnsmanship!

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned because what the hell is bitpawnsmanship?!

[e_voyager]

Ren is banned by the chess based  the pun of bipartisanship

it was bi the b got cut off when i deleted the web link i couldn't find

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned for making up weird words (then again, "ipartisanship" isn't half bad).

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because iPartisanship sounds like a new Apple product.

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned because i could not have said it better. thought i wish i could.

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned because iPartisanship is when civilians start fighting against the invading forces of Microsoft.

[Mao]

Ren is banned for forgetting to include the mandatory dancing in silhouette with an iPod clearly displayed.

[e_voyager]

Mowser is banned because my political joke has become a pop culture joke and i don't understand it any more.

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned for making a political joke.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for fighting against the Computer. The Computer loves you. The Computer cares for you. Trust the Computer...

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned because I feel neither loved, nor cared for, and I am certainly not going to trust the Computer.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet.  They're the plague and we are the cure.  Be part of the cure or be destroyed by it.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because that.. that.. that is HERESY!!! *BLAM! BLAM!*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned because if he is not part of the solution, he is part of the precipitate.

[VSMIT]

llearch is banned because the world needs fewer of that type of chemistry joke.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

VSMIT is banned because if you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made from prolonging the problem.

[Mao]

llearch is banned for a statement that reminds me of Rules 34 and 35 of the Rules of Acquisition.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned for declaring peace every once in a while. That's confusing.

[Dagardo]

Ren is banned for getting confused.

[Mao]

Dagardo is banned with a declaration of peace.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned with a piece of a declaration.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by a piece of pie.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned by a piece of e.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned by i.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by the hand of my arm.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by this hand of mine that is burning red. Ouch. Ow. OwowowowowowOWOWOWOWOWO!!!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for setting his arm on fire. That was clumsy of you, Jay. Here, let me ease your pain.. *produces a huge syringe from his medical bag*

[Dagardo]

Ren is banned for stealing Ink's bag. YOU'RE NO DOCTOR, YOU'RE A HERETIC!!!!