The ban game, v11

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because we missed him too.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I definitely didn't miss him.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because that hurts my feelings.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for assuming that I meant him.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for not being clearer in his second-to-last statement.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because it's 5:30 where I am, and I need to go to the University today. I htink I'm becoming an hero. *passes out*

[Jairus]

Ren is banned so that he goes to bed. Seriously, dude, get some sleep.

[Colgatecrusader]

BANNED FOR SPAM, you post like every other post lol

[Jairus]

scorpio803 is banned to welcome him to the ban game. Allow me to make a simple note: if more people played, I wouldn't be every other post, now would I?

Besides, part of the definition of "spam" in my book is ill-thought out posts designed to drive your posts up. I think through all of my posts before I post, and no posts made in this forum count towards your post count. So... yeah.

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banned for banning a new player, as the rules state I should give a reason to ban. However, I agree with your definition of spam, along with the brand name of canned meat.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned for spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam lovely spam wonderful spam!

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banned by the dead Norwegian Blue!

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because it's not dead, it's pining for the fjords!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because it was nailed to the perch.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because if it wasn't nailed to the perch it would have nestled up to those bars and VOOMP!

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banned because it is simply sleeping! Very soundly!

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because if it's resting I'll wake it up. HELLO POLLY! POLLY PARROT! I'VE GOT A NICE CUTTLEFISH FOR YOU! POOOLLY! *slams parrot on table* Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned by the joke that killed people.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because wehn ist das Nunstück geht und slottermeyer? Ja, bayerhund, das Oder die Flipperwaldt gespurt.

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banned because I know no German.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because the joke is basically nonsense. It doesn't mean anything, it just sounds right.

As for not knowing German, das ist okay, meinen Herr: vier jahren am Deutsche klasse und Ich bin nicht so gut, ja.

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banned for not providing a translation for the benefit of the general forum populace, forcing others to resort to Google Translate or Babelfish.

[VSMIT]

Darkdragon is banned for sniping me.

Jairus is banned because even though he's only taken German for a little bit, he's still ok at it.

And for reminding me that I need to get in four semesters of the stuff.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because I said "That's okay, my sir: I spent four years in German classes and I'm not so good, yes." Basically, anyway.

VSMIT is banned because that sucks. You have to do four years of a foreign language?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because my major requires four SEMESTERS of German, not four years.

[Jairus]

My mistake. VSMIT is banned for taking a major that requires two years of German. What is your major?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I are a music education major.  And I think it's a requirement for all of the music majors at my school.  Either German or Italian.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because the four years of German I took in high school fulfilled the foreign language requirements for most of the UCs (DAMN YOU SAN DIEGO!!!!!)

[Darkdragon]

Jairus is banned because we require 5 years in a foreign language to graduate from high school.

[Jairus]

Darkdragon is banned because I was about to ask how you got five years of foreign language into four years of high school, and then I remembered that you're Canadian, and thus have magical Canadian time-manipulation power.