The ban game, v08

[Ren Gaulen]

You wanna test her immortality? Go ahead. The Empress will be greatly amused. For the time being, be banned.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because I'm pretty sure the empress can test her own immortality.
-sends the empress a bottle of poisoned wine, clearly labeled as "POISON, DO NOT DRINK THIS"-

[Jer-oh-me]

Slowtini is banned cause I experienced error, I should be the banned one.

[Ren Gaulen]

Be banned if you want it, Jer-Oh-Me.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because the east STILL isn't burning red.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because I have a clearer view of the East, and it is burning red.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because, continent wise, I'm about as east as I can get, I'm on the eastern coast of america, any further east and it's nothing but ocean.

Nothing is burning red.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because it doesn't matter how far east he is in America, he's still in New Jersey.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because while the East is burning red, the North is snowing white!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because he is practically on the exact other side of the planet from me, and I'm wondering what the heck he's doing up at 4 AM local time.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because this is obviously what I do at this moment.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for his logic-fu.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because my power of Logic-Fu is effervescent!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for being bubbly.

[Jairus]

llearch is banned for being boxy.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for.. err.. for being neither bubbly nor boxy! J Quath!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for still being bubbly.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because he is about to become crispy..

Rise from the flames!
J Phoenix!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm starting to wonder if he has a YouTube playlist made up entirely of giant robots kicking one another's butts.

...

Sweet gods about and below, my spellcheck program knows "YouTube."

[yakanaj]

Jy-Jy is banned for reminding me of a bad cartoon I saw a while back.

[Jairus]

Ya-ya is banned for not telling us what cartoon it was.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I don't have such a playlist as that he had mentioned earlier. It was stolen from me! By ninjas!!

[yakanaj]

Ren is banned for bringing the ninjas into this.   Poor Naruto. And you thought you had it bad!

[Jairus]

yakanaj is banned because Ren Gaulen must obtain his honorable revenge against the ninja! We must raise an army of mutant cybernetic zombie pirates, and wipe out the ninja threat in the name of true justice! It shouldn't be too hard to find a ninja wearing bright orange!!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned by a KNIFE EYE ATTACK!!!

[yakanaj]

yakanaj is banned because Ren Gaulen must obtain his honorable revenge against the ninja! We must raise an army of mutant cybernetic zombie pirates, and wipe out the ninja threat in the name of true justice! It shouldn't be too hard to find a ninja wearing bright orange!!!

At leat as hard finding the bright red bulls eye on the back of the teachers back anyway...
Jy-Jy is banned for reasons only known by the gods of war!

Ren is banned for that creepy picture...

[Ren Gaulen]

Yakanaj is banned by Sir Manley Fuzzball.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because here's the rest of that last image.

Sheesh, Naruto ninja just don't know how to dress, do they?

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned by a STICKMAN LAZER BLAST!

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because.. Listen to my song!

I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain, evil stopper
I get to wear big black helmets
I pilot the BANNINGCOPTER

I am likely to find
For my failure to fly
That I will be banned
For not banning you
Cause that is my job
BANNINGCOPTER!

You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Deliver your ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!