Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Lysander]

Granted, but the the flurries are mild because of the unusually warm temperature the snow melts the instant it touches the ground.

I wish for an air bubble.   

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, you go under water with it and it pop's by accident

I wish to know the true meaning of Christmas

[Darkdragon]

You learn that Christmas was the largest hoax pulled off by the Church, thus has no significance.

I wish for less errors.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, you realize you yourself are an error and destroy yourself to better the world

I wish i knew the true meaning of quanza

[yakanaj]

Granted, but then you realize that Christmas is just so much more fun.

I wish I had paid vacation.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, you get a paid vacation to hell, and accidently fall into a pool of lava

I wish i knew the true meaning of haunnika (definitely not spelled right)

[Angel]

Granted. You learn the true meaning of Hau'nnika, a celebration in the Cthulu world that happens right before the beast awakens and devours the souls of the living. The true meaning of Hanukkah, however, escapes you.

I wish sleep was more refreshing.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, so refreshing in fact you fall asleep and never wake up

i wish i knew how you guys knew so much about the cthulu
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[yakanaj]

granted. you figure it out then they have to kill you because you know too much.

I wish I was tired enough to fall asleep in my bed with my husband.

[Lysander]

Granted, but your insomnia transfers to him making him unable it sleep near you.

I wish for a point of origin.   

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

It's a black hole, and thus you are unable to depart from it.


I wish my family didn't irritate me so some of the time.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted they irritate you all the time, so much that you attempt to murder them (but fail) and then are executed.

I wish i had the time to watch the blue's brothers so people would stop bugging me about it.

[Rakala]

Granted. You may have the time, but that doesn't make up for the fact that you had a terrible incident that left you blind.

I wish for a snow day.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, but you are snowed into your house, and your power fails.

I wish for a vampire/vulcan cross breed

[Lysander]

Granted, but he is very selective in his designs for obtaining food. In fact he doesn't really enjoy the average blood but only on occasion, and that occasion is with your blood.

I wish for a persona.   

[Rakala]

Granted. It's a garbage man.

I wish I had a hippopotamus.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Upkeep for said hippo quickly spirals out of your means, and it dies. Then it starts to smell bad......



I wish that certain individuals in my library would realize that it's possible to speak in softer tones of voice for their conversations, and that the rest of us might not be so interested in their latest escapades.

[Azriel]

Granted, but your ears explode spewing out mayonnaise and you go deaf

I wish I had a car

[Valynth]

Granted, you now have a model T in such poor condition it's more rust than car.

I wish I could buy God in a bottle for a cheap price.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted, but the invisible figure inside the bottle promptly vanishes in a poof of fairy dust, leaving behind the note "I don't exist"

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, you wished you didn't exist.

[Angel]

Your nonexistent wish is granted. Zombies invade your house and eat your Goldfish crackers.

I wish Charlie Manson didn't look so disturbingly normal when he smiled.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Now Charlie Manson looks disturbingly normal when he doesn't smile.

Which is worse, I think, than the other way around...


I wish I didn't have this cough.

[LionHeart]

Granted. You now have a much worse cough.

I wish this weather wasn't making me feel so tired all the time. (It can't seem to decide what season it is lately...)

[Lysander]

Granted, now it's sunny all day making you too energetic to ever sleep.

I wish for a blank page.   

[Azriel]

Granted, but every page becomes blank and nothing may mark it.

I wish I had a fish

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, but the fish did not make quite a dish.

I wish i had the legal right to kill anyone who asks me too grant their wishes.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Legal rights aside, people grow tired of your tyrannical authority and you are drawn and quartered while the police turn a blind eye.


I wish I could keep going on less sleep than I do now.

[Lisky]

Granted, you know have severe insomnia, and your sanity is slowly ripped away as your lack of sleep slowly destroys your brain

I wish my dog would listen to me better

[Lysander]

Granted, but he refuses to care about anything you have to say.

I wish to walk a mile in your shoes.