Corrupt a Wish

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, but they are now 30 feet long and want to eat their mama.


I wish for a really expencive watch....preferably a rollex or somthing equally unobtainable

[vulpesweasel]

granted, you got a rollex, however, the rollex is a cheap knockoff of the real brand, Rolex, so it dies the minute you get it. I wish for control over all living things.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted, you have control over all living things. However, the control is minimal and can be boiled down to you being more demanding, so people ignore your very existence.

I wish I could find something a bit more interesting to do in Trickster. Being level 25 for my raccoon and buffalo characters seems to have put me in a rut.

Strike that, I wish the US version of Trickster was as fancy as the one in Japan! Or at least have more official artsy stuff. Seriously!

[e_voyager]

granted but only there such games are made and i have two of them the third is kept but the cerater.


i wish i had my puppies back. i miss them

[Lysander]

Granted, but they come back with something a little extra in their bite. Something called Rabies. Also makes them want to bite more too.

I wish for a Great Bay Shrine.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, however the wish granter is a little dyslexic, and what you actually get is a Slate Grey Brine. In a mug.


I wish for a dictionary.

[Falcarthum]

Granted. *POOF* Meet  Richard "Dick" Shonaree.

I wish for better ideas to corrupt wishes...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Unfortunately, your idea is provided to you in Morse Code. By the Swedish Chef.


I wish Falcarthum had better ideas for corrupting wishes, too. :-)

[Falcarthum]

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I wish for an really good idea for an avatar of my own...

[Corrupted wish sponsored by the Morse Translator]

[Drake Manaweilder]

Granted, but nobody will draw it

I wish Sephiroth wasn't soo hard in KH1

[vulpesweasel]

granted, but now he's a pushover, and you beat him easily, leeaving you feeling unsatisfied, and then he cries.

I wish for...my own vincent valentine!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Vincent, or "Vinnie", as he is more popularly known, is a nice guy. To anyone who doesn't owe his boss money.

... you borrowed some last week, didn't you?

Didn't you. And now he wants it back. Plus interest. (as Vinnie puts it, "I'm interested, that's close enough.")

* llearch n'n'daCorna applauds Fulcarthum.

I wish I hadn't had that third half of Guinness, since my alcohol tolerance is a trifle lower than I thought...

[vulpesweasel]

granted, but i dunno what that is, so here, have this guinness book of world records. *confetti*

I wish for an Über iPod that held 100000 songs

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, but the songs are at 92 kbps.   (I can't stand anything under 320 kbps, and normally rip my music in WMA lossless (~1000 kbps))

I wish for an MP3 player that could hold 100,000 songs in a WMA lossless format.

[e_voyager]

granted but it is incaptable with all forms of windows and Apple OS above 3.1

i wish i really was DigigodE.

[vulpesweasel]

...poof...your name is Digigode, but you yourslef are no different. I wish to become Overlord of the Underworld!

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a tiny hovel named the Underworld that is situated beneath a hill.

I wish for more interesting videos of .hack GU.

[vulpesweasel]

granted, but they are educationally interesting, thus boring you.

I wish for Über good german-speak

[e_voyager]

granted but you lose you American speak for it.

i wish for a new monitor with TV capabilities ore was that a TV with monitor capabilities

[xHaZxMaTx]

Granted, Itos now has a built-in TV.

I wish my desk computer desk was here already.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's also broken, already, just in case you might have wanted to use it.

And there's some pieces missing.

And you got a splinter out of it.


I wish I knew where I could find a needle, to remove the splinter from -my- hand as well...

[xHaZxMaTx]

[offtopic]I'm wondering how it's possible to get a splinter from a steel/glass desk. [/offtopic]

[Lysander]

Well I know it's possible to get metal splinters. Have some stray filing find its way into you. The glass would probably stick in you just the same.

I wish I knew where I could find a needle, to remove the splinter from -my- hand as well...

Granted, you are lead to a waste bin with a used syringe needle. Don't worry though, the chances of extracting a disease from such aren't too high.

I wish to Never Turn Back.

[e_voyager]

granted but now you never turn again. enjoy you life on the strait and narrow.

i wish i could auto upgrade my PC with out the need for money to buy parts.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, you get a five fingered discount. Unfortunately, the man behind you in the queue is an off-duty police officer, and you get caught, arrested, and put in jail, and never get to play with your PC again.


I wish I'd got more sleep.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, however it is the sleep of the damned and you go to hell every night and return to the land of the living by day.

I wish I was faster than a speeding bullet, but not superman.

[e_voyager]

granted you are now the streak with powers of super speed and  hyper activity bladder. I'd go with depends man

i wish for other people to make more wishes in a 24 hour term. (think wish master 3)

[vulpesweasel]

granted, but now people are making so many wishes, it says that you need to wait to post to prevent thread flooding (i've gotten that before)

i wish Red XIII/Nanaki was my pet

[Falcarthum]

Granted. However, in this plane, Red XIII pets you.

I wish that midychlorians never existed...

[e_voyager]

granted but now life as we know it can not exist voiding you wish

i wish fore peas