Corrupt a Wish

[Suwako]

Granted you are now imployed at a weaponshop and get hit by some kid playing with a weapon htting you with a rubber bullet. Making your shoulder sour for the whole weekend.

I wish I knew why and what

[Leafar]

granted, know you know why you're here...to do what you must do, post!

i wish the playing kid just dropped dead!

[Vidar]

The kid gets shot in the head. You are holding a smoking gun in your hands. Police sirens are heard in the distance, and they are getting closer...

I wish the workday was over already.

[Suwako]

Granted but you got framed for it.

Granted you got fired and with fired I mean that the company you work for burned down and you got framed for it!

I love the word framed... Why would that be? Because I am who I am and have nothing to say. It's my life and i'll do things my way!

I wish I had the worlds largest collection of everything thats worth something!

[Leafar]

granted, you now posses dracula's relics...and Olrox and Shaft are coming to get it back!

i wish i was taller...

[Suwako]

Granted you're now 6'4" but have a bad back, have quite little muscle control and aren't the tallest by far 

[Leafar]

little muscle control?that doesn't suits me well...
i wish you were a girl

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, Aiyno has now fallen into spring of drowned wolf girl...Very tragic story of Giant wolf girl from comic peter is wolf who drown 15 days ago, now any who fall in spring take on apperance of large breasted wolf girl.

Unfortunately for you, by requesting this wish you have fallen into spring of drowned sock puppet and are found shortly thereafter by Aiyno Wolf, who plays with you constantly. Doing what boys who are turned into girls do for fun, you know like playing solitare or something.


I wish I could clear that very disturbing, and graphicly un-carnal image from my fragile little brain which is now filled with fluff...and blood apperently. How is it I fit into evolution again?

[Suwako]

It's replaced by something far worse.

Peter is the wolf *shuckle*


I wish that I had a fleet of Kirov airships nder my control.

[Saist]

Granted, now there are -no- high school folks at all.


I wish I'd managed to get these cv's sorted earlier.

Granted. You got them done quicker. And you found out that Novell Netware 4.2 was never released. It was only beta.


I wish for a crate of muffin flavored snowcones!

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, and they were baked by Mab herself... Now eat them all, or the world will suffer.


I wish for an X-box with every game ever made for the system...

[Vaguely Creepy]

Granted, but all of the discs are scratched beyond repair.

.....and, in the middle of the night, while you're asleep, they come to life to wreak their unholy revenge on you, even though you didn't do anything to them!

I wish to be the most powerful life form ever!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You are now holding the busbars at a local substation. Well... for a while, anyway. :-)


I wish I could see where my post went to...

[Drake Manaweilder]

granted, you can see it but you don't notise it

I wish i was better at division.. or at least faster at it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, there is now two of you. No, four. No, 8. No...


Damn. Stand still, I can't count that fast.


I wish my wife didn't have such a sucky day at work.

[Suwako]

granted, you have no wive anymore. You will never feel love again.

I wish I knew what homework my class mates are talking about....

[Drake Manaweilder]

Granted, you know of it, but still don't know exactly what it is.

I wish my cat hadn't scratched me the other day, it's still all red.

[Hilary]

Granted. Your cat bit you, and your blood failed to clot. It's still bleeding.

I wish I could both be in my school's play, and do tech crew for it (instead of one or the other).

[Suwako]

Granted however you get kicked out of both of them because you could complete niether task they gave you.

I want to have a longer day, life my lif my way, why isn't that okay?

[Hilary]

Granted. You get to 'life your lif' any way you want, and your day never ends, so you never get to sleep.

I wish my friend Lizzy hadn't bitten me today. My hand is still all red.

[e_voyager]

granted but not it was pinched in a door.

i wish my home base net was stable.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted your home is now a horse stable... now get to work, those stalls aren't going to cleam themselves.


I wish for the copyright office to hurry up, so that I can publish my (web) Comic.

[Anara]

Granted, but they give the copyright to someone else.

I wish to do well on my exams.

[lucas marcone]

granted however you are expelled because they found out you were cheating.


i wish that i could be a better writer

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, your computer breaks and all you are left with is a stack of paper and a pencil.

And it's short.


I wish I'd been more organised this morning.

[lucas marcone]

granted but you've spent your hole life organizeinf for this one morning and you have never been outside.






i wish for..........WAR.....monkies in wagons fighting lemurs on big wheels

[Anara]

Granted but you're the first casualty.

I wish my internet was faster.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, but now it's so super dooper ooper fast that you and your computer exist outside of space time.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but, since your wish exists outside spacetime, obviously it's been caught inside the computer.


I wish I'd been more organised today...

[Suwako]

granted you organized everything but fell behind on everything as well.

I wish the job agency could contact me on A day on which I don't have a huge headache on.