The ban game, v05

[e_voyager]

SweepTheLeg is banned for having zero recored post to date.

[SweepTheLeg]

Didn't e_voyager notice? I was already banned for that. E_voyager manages a ban for violating double jeopardy rules.

[Stygian]

SweepTheLeg fails when it comes to double jeopardy, seeing as how he evidently doesn't have any posts at all somehow. So instead, he is banned for this reason.

[VSMIT]

Stygian is banned for having a very convoluted ban.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned for finding Stygian's ban to be convoluted.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned with a Clan Extended Range Particle Projector Cannon.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned with a Charge Particle Cannon controlled by Evil Jyrras, my new avatar.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned by a Gravity Beam Emitter wielded by Evil Kaiko.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by the Final Stage wielded by Roger Smith!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned by a ripped off arm of a Gundam wielded by Shiro Amada.

[Jairus]

Wow, tough to top that one. Okay, I've got one: Ren Gaulen is banned by the sunglasses of Kamina!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned by Domon's bandana wielded by Master Asia (beat that )!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by the wrath of Seto Kaiba's coattails of doom!

[Ren Gaulen]

Attention, duellists! Kemo's hair bans Jairus!

[Jairus]

My voice gives me the power to ban Ren Gaulen!

[Ren Gaulen]

Well played, Jay, but my voice gives me the power to stop time!!

Time is frozen. Now, proceed on your way... TO BAN..

[Stygian]

Jairus and Ren are both banned, and will be severely punished, for their rampant nerdishness. The penalty is a tachyon laser array salvo to the face, effective immediately.

[Jairus]

Jairus reverses the polarity on the Heisenberg compensator and reconfigures the plasma array in order to reflect the tachyon laser array salvo ban blast to ban Stygian.

[Ren Gaulen]

Then I fire four triple Anti-Meson Cannons, two Hyper-Velocity Gravity Accelerator Cannons and a swarm Sub-Space Missiles. I also use a Relativity Field to storp any possible counter-attack. Face it, Jairus, Stygian - you both are utterly and completely banned.

[Stygian]

Stygian applies phlebotinum. And then he exploits the codex rules.

Jairus and Ren may roll two D6es, no stats applied, to avoid getting banned. The save DC is 14.

[Ren Gaulen]

I cast Magic Missile at the darkness, which somehow causes Stygian to become banned. Weird..

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned by the power of justice!

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned by the power of Unstoppable Rage!

[Stygian]

Ren Gaulen is banned by some kind of cave demon.

[Ren Gaulen]

Stygian is banned by a random encounter with a Bizarro Tank.

Oh my God, it's full of guns!

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for posting a picture of such a strange tank.

[Stygian]

I've always believed that less is more, and that a focused and well-engineered design wins out over a bunch of stuff just crammed together for more power.

That's why my tank is fight!


Ren Gaulen would be banned for mechanical inconsistencies, but now it's VSMIT who's banned for being droll.

[Jairus]

Stygian is banned for posting a diagram for what might be the biggest tank I've ever seen. What is that thing?

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned by mistake looking like Jyrras can do that too you.

[Jairus]

e_voyager isn't banned because he banned me. He's banned because he was trying to ban Jyrras.