Give the Next poster a...

[Faerie Alex]

Yay! Digitized virus-fighting! I've always wanted to do something like that.

TNP gets to fill up the freed disk space.

[Stygian]

Yay! I have enough drama to do so anyway... This reminds of the way I filled up th... *THUNK!*

The next poster gets to kick Stygian while he's out.

[bill]

*kicks*   


Next poster gets to wrap him in a bag, and dump him in the Hudson River.

[Stygian]

Let me help you with that... Wait...

The next person gets Stygian's EEEEYES!

[Cogidubnus]

Jeepers Creepers, where'd I get these peepers?

The next poster gets some Bad Medicine. Which is what he/she needs.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

perfect. just what I need to get even with that nut across the river.

next poster gets a foxsquirrel/squirrelfox (whichever it's called) from nausicaä of the valley of the wind.

[Vaguely Creepy]

Well, he's a cute little guy, isn't he?

*CHOMP*

A bit hungry though.

Next poster gets to learn Modern Major General in twenty four hours, and then immediately recite it flawlessly.


What if you fail?

I would think it very preferable (from your point of view) that you don't.

[King Of Hearts]

recites "it"

Next poster gets Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, GOD OF THUNDER! And becomes an Aesir.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Nah, I'd rather have MJOLNIR Mark V body armor.

The next peep gets an energy sword.

[e_voyager]

take that little brother Zero

the next poster gets a clip show of zeros riser to hunter

[Stygian]

Meh. Not interesting.

The next poster gets a temporary gender swap.

[Suwako]

giggles evilly, Time to have fun while this lasts. Wonder who is going to be my target   

Next poster gets a goal to his/her/its life.

[KarlOmega1]

My goal is to bring balance back to the Universe...

TNP gets to date Lilith Prower's older sister, Shivana.

[xHaZxMaTx]

I don't know who either of those people are.

The next peep gets to fill me in.

-EDIT-
Ah, thank you, Karl.  I'm looking forward to this.

[KarlOmega1]

Lilith H. Prower is a Red Fox Succubus who has two siblings...one is her younger brother, Issac S. Prower...the other is her older sister, Shivana Prower...Shivana tends to be the flirtiest of the three, while Issac is a Serious Ninja.

TNP gets to help Issac in his training...

[Alan Garou]

Cool! I get to meet the Prower family!

Next person gets a lifetime supply of lard, from Jamie Hyneman's personal stash.

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Slathers it on the inside of a pipe to help reduce friction when the CO2 canister shoots through.*

The next peep gets to be on the recieving end of said CO2 canister.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Urgh. I'll be ages, polishing that dent out. :-/


TNP gets to help polish.

[e_voyager]

calls a division form dad's army to do it for him then goes to attack the wright lab complex again.
the next poster get a  tone of scrap left form the attack.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Darn. It's a semitone flat.

TNP gets to tune e_voyager.

[Vaguely Creepy]

*presses a button that activates powerful electromagnets which lift E high into the air and paralyze him*

Now then, let's see... *inspects one of the fins coming out of E's helmet, then taps it with a mallet*

duuuuunnnnn....

Huh. Sounds fine to me.

*presses button to turn off magnets*

And here's your buster upgrade, complimentary with your tuneup. It'll triple your firing rate and add charge and homing abilities.

*installs upgrade*

Next poster gets the country of Soozlifix. As soon as they find it. It's not like I know where it is.

[Cogidubnus]

*trades the deed for the deed to Bosnia*

The next poster gets to meet the reaper that the songs here keep referring to.

[Stygian]

Oh goody! Haven't seen the chap in ages. I wonder if he still has that kitten around.

The next poster gets a cute little kitty that has been trained to turn into a death machine with a whistling signal.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

wow. *whistles* Argh! Getitoff!getitoff!urgle....

TNP gets to extract the kitten from my oesophagus.

[Vidar]

This looks like a job for The Jaws Of Life!

* cuts into llearchys oesophagus with an oversized pair of scissors *

The next poster get a severely mascerated kitty.

[Stygian]

Good lords! Don't tell me you're going to leave him like that, when it's a perfect opportunity to do some cruel and unusual surgery? Good that I've done things like this before... Oh, right. The kitty. *whistles and lets loose on Vidar*

Oookay. Now that that's done, who wants a slightly torn but perfectly fine windpipe and some tendons? I am going to have to replace Llearch's with cybernetics and seal up his throat with plastics and carbon filaments. Don't be confused if he sounds kinda "off" and dual-voiced henceforth.

[Alan Garou]

Cool! I'm a jackal, and we consider these things quite the delicacy.

Next poster gets a screaming sunflower. Genetic reprogramming is hard to do right.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Great! It can get stuck in my throat, thereby making me sound normal again.


.... well, as normal as ever.

TNP gets an opera in scream, three sonatas and a little operetta.

[e_voyager]

chands the opera in question to fiddler on the roof Shatner style.

the next poster is force... heartily invited to attend

[Cogidubnus]

Your fiddling cannot harm me! I'm Tevye, @#$@!

The next poster gets a completely kosher meal.