Give the Next poster a...

[ninjannihilator]

I want it in red

The next poster gets to see my red halo.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

woot, ring-toss!

TNP gets to be the stake we toss the ring onto.

[Stygian]

Get out! I'm in the...

The next person gets to see where the halo actually went...

[xHaZxMaTx]

The Halo was destroyed, but there are still 6 left, IIRC.

The next peep gets to know why I use the word 'peep' instead of 'person.'

[bill]

Oh. That's interesting. *doesn't tell*


Next poster gets to be the scapegoat.

[e_voyager]

what else is new?

the new poster gets to eat this fruit and become a hammer

[Alan Garou]

Okay... (Becomes a giant hammer and smashes e-voyager into the ground)
Next poster gets a giant Pop-Tart.

[e_voyager]

(sigh my one piece reface did not go over well. any one who eats certain fruit becomes a hammer in the water. oh well )happy tummy.

the next post gets the lovely gold shackles as the go on trial in mount nevermind.

[ninjannihilator]

Cool, I've never been to Mt. Nevermind.

The next poster gets a Super Famicom emulator that runs on Windows XP and a ROM of his/her choice.

[Cogidubnus]

Chrono Trigger, here I come...

The next poster gets a Rye, Cornbeef, and swiss cheese sammich.

[King Of Hearts]

*munch munch*

Next poster gets to expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[Stygian]

Wow. I didn't expect that. I'll keep that one...

The next poster gets a nice red uniform and a stylish hat to go with it.

[Suwako]

*Wears the thing*

next poster gets an umbrella

[KarlOmega1]

good thing too...because it's raining here!

Next person gets a DMFA plushie of his/her choice...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... How do you know what the plushie chose?


TNP gets a slightly overweight java application. In the same way that the Pacific Ocean is slightly damp...

[Stygian]

*timed out: connection full*

The next person gets an almost fanatical devotion to the pope.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Well, I didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition.


.. nice comfy chair, though.


TNP gets a slice of cheese, and a Monty Python sketch.

[Faerie Alex]

Yay Python! But I'm lactose intolerant.

Next poster gets macaroni & cheese made from the cheese slice.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Yum!

Well, that worked out well for all involved, didn't it? :-)

TNP gets to wash the dishes.

[Stygian]

*mutters sourly*

The next person gets the eyeballs that I rip from here ---> http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=1504.0

(how the hell do you embed those adresses?)

[e_voyager]

uses the clean dishes for skeet shooting. "the dishes are done"
ninja-ed. well done. *puts the eyeball in his collection

the next poster gets and missile whale.

edit my mistake it is a Torpedo whale not a missile whale

[GabrielsThoughts]

Well the whale that was once a missile really wishes it was a not crashing into the ground.... How unfortunate my whale misssile has kerspated poor e-voyager, oh well.

Next poster gets to reassemble e-voyager into whatver form they want. I think he's hand made from legos or something.

[Faerie Alex]

A locomotive. How about an EMD BL-2?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMD_BL2

TNP gets to figure out how to move this newly formed, annoyingly heavy, locomotive. (Keep in mind that I forgot to build tracks. )

[ninjannihilator]

Meh...the nuclear explosion moved the thing into the atmosphere. 
Don't look at me, you asked me to figure out a way to move the damn thing.

The next poster gets the deed to the crater I just formed.

[GabrielsThoughts]

sweet! this is bigger than the crater in New Mexico, if only the radiation wasn't a hinderance.

Next poster gets mutated by cosmic rays.

[KarlOmega1]

Great, now I can add time-traveling to my list of powers...

next poster gets busted by Section 9 from the "Ghost in the Shell" anime.

[Stygian]

I've just waited for this day... But why?! I didn't commit any cyber-crime! All I did was steal minds and bodies!

The next person who posts gets a very comfy chair.

[Alan Garou]

Mmmm... comfy chair...
Zzzz...
Wait, wuzzat? Oh.
Next poster gets a trained ninja mow. 

[e_voyager]

mow. go eat the dagger ninjannihilator Broke on my chaise. also if it's more then 5 mintues between post how does that count as a ninja strike? i'm inhabiting a war machine not a ninja.

the next post gets to argue the case

[KarlOmega1]

*goes and argues his case*

TNP gets to be digitized and fight computer viruses on the net...