The ban game, v04

[Suwako]

Ren Gaulen is banned for the good of sentient kind and aiyno tajaka, who is me.

[meany]

Aiyno is banned by order of Axis.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned by the order of comrade Stalin.

[Cogidubnus]

Meany is banned on the order of the allies.

[Ryudo Lee]

Cog is banned without delay.

[Darkdragon]

Ryudo Lee is banned after eleven years, three months, eight days, fifteen hours forty-two minutes and twenty-one point eight seconds of appeals and overturned based on a technicality.

[Slowtini]

Darkdragon is banned for excessive use of the legal system.

[Ryudo Lee]

Slowtini is banned for not abusing the legal system.  C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it.

[Leon]

Ryudo is banned for jumping on the bandwagon.

[Ren Gaulen]

Leon is mercilessly banned for ninja'ing me.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not ninja'ing me.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned because I'm a knight, not a ninja. I have also realized that I am a spell-smith.

[meany]

Ren is banned because anyone can spell smith. Look! I just spelled smith. Ooh! I did it again!

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because I was talking about spell-blade smithery. Do not mock it.

I am the flesh and bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
I have withstood pain to forge thousands of blades.
And yet, those hands that have braved so much will never hold anything.
And so, as I pray, the Unlimited Blade Works.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for not being able to take being mocked.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because I was merely trying to fix Meany's attitude towards the high and noble (not to mention difficult and painful) art of the spell-blade smithery.

[Slowtini]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I enjoy banning Ren Gaulen.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Slowtini is banned because I also enjoy banning Ren Gaulen. ;-]

[yakanaj]

llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because I finally get to ban him! Yay for the banning!

Ahhh...That was fun.

[VSMIT]

yakanaj is banned because she banned an admin.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned for the hell of it. *shrug*

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned for the heaven(?) of it.

[Angel]

VSMIT is banned for confusing me so soon after reading the beginning of Paradise Lost.

[meany]

Black_angel is banned for illegally inhaling oxygen.

[Angel]

Meany is banned for having an avatar that will give me nightmares and watch me while I sleeeeeeeeep. (shudder shudder)

[VSMIT]

Black_angel is banned because llearch is the only mod to play this game since Bill banned everyone (I think).

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned for invoking the mods lest they descend upon us in a host to ban us all.

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned because there is no need for the mods to descend upon us. All we do here is ban each other anyway.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for questioning the motives of all who play this game.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned for not having an ulterior motive while playing this game.