The ban game, v04

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned by the average person.

[Slowtini]

llearch is banned by an above average person.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned by a superior life form.

[Suwako]

Ren Gaulen is banned by himself

[Ren Gaulen]

Aiyno is banned by someone else.

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned because  it all cycles.

[meany]

E_voyager is banned by the suprise ban.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Meany is banned for not spelling "surprise" correctly.

[VSMIT]

llearch is banned for taking so long to break up this game and send it to the treasury.  Then breaking that up into two parts...

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because I wear a toaster on my head.

It is frigging heavy.

[Suwako]

Ren gaulen is banned because he replaced his brain with said toaster.

[VSMIT]

Aiyno is banned because I replaced his brain with tater tots.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because I can make poptarts with my helmet.

Poptarts! :З

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for not catching my Opus reference.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned by a flying squirrel.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned by wings that work.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned for not lowering the flaps.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because I fly a gigantic monster,
I'm a captain, evil stopper,
I get to wear big black helmets,
I pilot the BANNINGCOPTER!

I fly the beast made of steel,
Thick knives that cut the night,
Gas tank is filled with vengeance,
Machine guns shooting spite.
Can't find the thing that makes this,
Thing take a hard turn right,
I follow where it leads me,
Blind bans on wings of might!

You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Deliver your ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned for excessive monologging during a ban (singing your own theme song is bad M-Kay).

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned because I do what I have to do, and I have to do it because I am the best there is at what I do. And what I do is banning, and banning is my expertise. It is my duty. It is my destiny.

[Valynth]

Ren is banned for exposing his destiny in public.

[Ryudo Lee]

Valynth is banned by men in black suits and sunglasses who came around in black, unmarked vehicles.

[e_voyager]

Ryudo Lee is banned for the banning must continue until moral improves.

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned because the morale of our troops is as high as ever. We shall die fighting! For the Empress!!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for being the typical management type who has no idea what the actual morale of the troops is, and instead substitutes his own morale.

And, as ever, he is happily eating cake while the troops subsist on shoe leather, and wondering why they're not as happy to walk 30 miles in full kit as he is to ride same with his kit carried and packed by his batman...


Not that I'm bitter or anything.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ren Gaulen is banned for being the typical management type who has no idea what the actual morale of the troops is, and instead substitutes his own morale.

And, as ever, he is happily eating cake while the troops subsist on shoe leather, and wondering why they're not as happy to walk 30 miles in full kit as he is to ride same with his kit carried and packed by his batman...


Not that I'm bitter or anything.

llearch is banned because we are the friggin' Spess Mahreens, not some ordinary troops. And the cake tastes like cardboard. And we've got metal boxes Rhino transports to cover long distances. And I am not a "typical management type who has no idea what the actual morale of the troops is". We all live to serve the Empress!

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned because he's a different kind of typical management type... the type that wanted a report on the morale of the troops, but was too busy eating cake to be bothered to read it.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo, you are banned because the cake is stale.. and I am going to smite you with it.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for making a lie out of the cake.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned for heresy. The cake is the truth, for the Empress said so!!