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[Alkarii]

once again, I become the new guy, only this time, I haven't come up with some off-the-wall comment that either says volumes about who I am, or absolutely nothing at all.

Um, let's see, what's there to say about myself without trying to look like I'm trying to divert your attention so I can stab your spleens out with a rubber chicken?

Hmmm... metalhead, got tattoos, play bass, had long hair... ah, I'll just let you guys figure the rest out later.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Your avatar is going to get really annoying really fast.

[bill]

Haz has a worse avatar tbh

[techmaster-glitch]

I think his avatar looks pretty darn nice...

[bill]

i am the only member with a good avatar

[xHaZxMaTx]

If it weren't for the NASCAR logo in the background, I'd say that was Pat Sajak.

[bill]

that looks nothing like Pat Sajak, unless he got really fat

[Alkarii]

huh... that was an unexpected response.  Only been told two things about having Eddie as my avatar that I can remember.  One was that the person thought that having the mascot of a world famous metal band was cool, and then the second (and more confusing, now that I consider the source) was that it was "creepy."

[Roureem Egas]

Eddie huh? I thought it was some psycho ghost lady at first.

Welcome to the forums.

[Alkarii]

Heh, nah.   That thing that looks like a necklace is the chain for the dogtags he's wearing.  It's from the cover of the single "Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg."  He's attacking Breeg's tombstone with a pickaxe or something.

But yeah, I'm gonna try taking a look at the other threads, see if my connection will let me view them now.  Dial-up is about 1.537489 times more evil than Starbucks... especially when you live right outside the largest and most important city in your state, and your phone company is too lazy to make DSL available to you.

[Darkmoon]

that looks nothing like Pat Sajak, unless he got really fat

Fat Sajak.

[bill]

that looks nothing like Pat Sajak, unless he got really fat

Fat Sajak.

lmao

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

i am the only member with a good avatar

When were you planning on using it?

[Brunhidden]

i am the only member with a good avatar

When were you planning on using it?

I agree, the current one gives me nightmares.....

[Alkarii]

i am the only member with a good avatar

When were you planning on using it?

I agree, the current one gives me nightmares.....

At least it's not Richard Simmons... 

[Fuyudenki]

Um, let's see, what's there to say about myself without trying to look like I'm trying to divert your attention so I can stab your spleens out with a rubber chicken?

You have got to teach me how to do that.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You have got to teach me how to do that.

Oh, it's easy. First, you get a good edge on your rubber chicken.