Hello guys, introduction thread

[Joe3210]

See, I've diviated from the standard "Hi" thread.

I've been lurking for about a year now, and I'll probably just go back to lurking after I get bored with posting here.

[Eibborn]

Welcome in, newbie!
...At least you're honest about stopping posting.

[Joe3210]

It all depends on how I feel about future comics in the "Lost Lake Inn" and other topics like that.

[bill]

hello how are you doing im pretty new too so we should be friends

[Netrogo]

Hey the... AHHHH NAME WITH RANDOM NUMBERS IN IT!!!

*Flees*

[RJ]

*gives muffins, runs away*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Hey the... AHHHH NAME WITH RANDOM NUMBERS IN IT!!!

*Flees*

Oh, I don't know that they're -that- random. ;-]

[Netrogo]

*Flees back in*

Fine... Ahem... AAAAAHHH NAME WITH A GROUP OF NUMBERS IN A SPECIFIC DECENDING SEQUENCE!!!

*Re-flees*

[Darkmoon]

It's actually a super secret code that gives the person that deciphers it the greatest porn even made.

EVER.

And that's not just porn made by man. It's the single greatest porn ever made by anyone, alien, animal, whatever. It's THAT good.

I figured it out, and I'm not sharing.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Bastard! Share, or I'll applaud you! ;-]

[Netrogo]

Perhaps a hint as to what the greatest porn ever entails?

Tentacles? Goats? A midget in scuba suit with bagpipes?

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Gasp-u~!!! He's followed the rules!!!

*snirks at the antics of the thread*

Hello Joe3210,
It is quite nice to meet you, and a very nice intro thread I might add. Although you had a spelling error (and only one mind you) I can tell that you are a rather intelligent individual, also, you clearly indicated for whom you owe your allegiance to
The one thing that might be held against you is the fact that you have been lurking for a year and yet still somehow decided to join, this will be cause to bring your sanity in to question, on the other hand, here, those that lack sanity can be a good thing Just as long as you have common sense, which as of yet you seem to have.

Now then, that having been said I suppose that a few warnings ought to be issued, for one DON'T TOUCH THAT MUFFIN! Listening still? Good, beware of all squirrels and the treats they might offer. They can vary from the most delicious-looking of confectioneries to the most innocent-looking of acorn( grenade)s, but I guarantee you, they will explode.
Alright, the next thing to bear in mind is to (for the most part) ignore anything Bill says and to be aware and wary of all moderators in general, and llearch, but especially Billearch.

Alright, lacking anything else of any real importance to say I shall now give you the proper Sienna-Greeting... *reaches into a plot-hole and pulls of a stick* of a pointy-stick! *tosses over in his general direction* You may use that in any way you desire to help protect you from things you deem fit to be afraid of.
So, enjoy your (now official) stay ,
Sienna Maiu - Moonshine Tallgrass

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I can tell that you are a rather intelligent idividual

You don't say... ;-]

Alright, the next thing to bear in mind is to (for the most part) ignore anything Bill says and to be aware and wary of all moderators in general, and llearch, but especially Billearch.

I'm not bi, though. I'm straight. Does that mean he doesn't have to be scared of me?

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

dumb-244.

...

[TheGreyRonin]

I'm not bi, though. I'm straight. Does that mean he doesn't have to be scared of me?

But I can see how one could make that mistake, what with you being a box. If you see two boxes resting on each other, the last thing most people would think of is checking their gender...or even what they're doing.

I happen to handle boxes of all kinds for a living, and I assure you that the thought of box gender has never crossed my mind until now.

Oh, and hi, Joe.

[xHaZxMaTx]

...Billearch.

[Darkmoon]

...Billearch.

Billearch drives all the girls crazy, and makes all the guys question their sexuality.

Plus, he's great at parties and knows how to make a mean queso.

[Suwako]

Greetings, as you see this thread holds your last chance to escape. But you'll have to dig yourself out through concrete since we -like- you.  Anyway, here you go *hands you a box of matches* fire repels evil, but mostly looks pretty. 

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Wow, a newbie intro thread. I haven't been in one of those since... well, since the last time I was in one.

*clears throat* HI! Welcome to this place of strangeness.

Be sure to leave your remaining sanity (if any) at the secure storage facility, and be sure to keep your claim ticket.

Avoid all muffins, especially those brought by squirrels.

Beware of llearch.

What else was there...? *checks script* Oh, yes...

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[Joe3210]

Hey the... AHHHH NAME WITH RANDOM NUMBERS IN IT!!!

*Flees*

It's the username I use for every forum I post on.  I'm not extremely original.

Edit:  Read thread before replying.  I think it might be in the rules somewhere.

Anyway, thanks for all the greetings and I'll be wandering around a bit longer.

[Netrogo]

The sad part is I can't mock you the way I do people with numbers in there names on other forums and games. Because there aren't more then 3210 members on this forum On other games whenever I meet up with someone with 'the numbers' I make a point of referring to them as something number whatever (IE: Hey there three thousand two hundred and tenth Joe) it sometimes get's laughs but primarily it just drives the person in question nuts in situations where they keep running into me.

Oh well, welcome to the forums.

[Joe3210]

I really doubt that there were over 3000 people with the username "Joe," but I have a really nasty habit of making the same username for each and every forum I make an account for.  I don't mind the jokes about it though.

[Netrogo]

Atleast you're not one of the final fantasy seven dorks either. They get really bitchy when taunted about the numbers.

[bizun]

Greetings!
(Sei Begruesst alle!)

So,  I finally reigistered. I hope we all go along well, but I must warn I'm a real forum spammer with average rate of three posts every...
...
..year.

I'm mostly interested in DMFA part, and TapeWolf (aka D.T.E) musical doings, but I plan not to restrain myself only to these.

Nice to meet You all!

[bill]

hello

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

So,  I finally reigistered. I hope we all go along well, but I must warn I'm a real forum spammer with average rate of three posts every...
...
..year.

I'm sure we'll all notice those, amongst the 200/day that everyone else puts out. ;-]

Velcomme.

... and watch out for Bill, he's a bit grumpy.

[bill]

So,  I finally reigistered. I hope we all go along well, but I must warn I'm a real forum spammer with average rate of three posts every...
...
..year.

I'm sure we'll all notice those, amongst the 200/day that everyone else puts out. ;-]

Velcomme.

... and watch out for Bill, he's a bit grumpy.

i am now medicated 

[Netrogo]

So,  I finally reigistered. I hope we all go along well, but I must warn I'm a real forum spammer with average rate of three posts every...
...
..year.

I'm sure we'll all notice those, amongst the 200/day that everyone else puts out. ;-]

Velcomme.

... and watch out for Bill, he's a bit grumpy.

i am now medicated 

Soda pop isn't medication.

[bill]

So,  I finally reigistered. I hope we all go along well, but I must warn I'm a real forum spammer with average rate of three posts every...
...
..year.

I'm sure we'll all notice those, amongst the 200/day that everyone else puts out. ;-]

Velcomme.

... and watch out for Bill, he's a bit grumpy.

i am now medicated 

Soda pop isn't medication.

It was a placebo. And now that you ruined it, it won't work. Dumbass. 

[Netrogo]

Curses! Well try this new medication called Life Savers. That should help.