Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he's very well respected.

[Azlan]

Unfortunately it was respect as a rearward operating, livestock colon cleanser.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, he's very good at what he does.

[lucas marcone]

unfortunately he's not very good at anything else.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, he's still got his portal, and goes back to the space station.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Unfortunately, there's a bunch of huge fat gay guys in the station, since anyone can just walk through the portal.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, in zero-gravity their mass is really easy to push around, and he shoves them all into the airlock and ejects them

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, their mass was a balancing factor in the space station and now that they are gone, the orbit decays rapidly.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, the station has strategically placed rocket-boosters for this very situation, and four redundant backups.

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, they were built by the lowest bidder.  The primaries fail and the four backups implode.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, the primary actually blew up, which launched the station back into it's proper orbit, completely by accident!

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately when the backups implode, it sends the station hurtling into deep space.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, the escape pod is functioning properly.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, it escaped 30 minutes ago.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, He has all the dark chocolate he wants!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Unfortunately, dark chocolate won't do you much good when you're spiraling out of control into deep space.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, this is going to be an adventure for him as he struggles to survive in deep space!

(OOG: Please, no one end this one now. I'm gonna have fun with this one )

[lucas marcone]

Unfortuneately the murder of all those fat guys means the space police are after him. GO MIHOSHI GO!

[Zedd]

Fortunately Course the old jedi hand wave works all the time on stupid space patrol

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, this is the Clever Space Patrol.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, they weren't clever enough to believe his story... that he's actually a hologram and that the real him is hiding on the dark side of the sun.  AND THEY WENT AWAY!

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately being on the dark side of the sun gives him a tan.

[Shadrok]

Fortunately he was able to hijacks one of the patrol ships before they left.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Unfortunately, he ramms into a space cow. Hehehe, moo.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, the Space Cow enjoys it.

.. or is that Unfortunately? It's a little difficult to tell - after all, the Space Cow thinks it's fortunate...

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, he receives a space bill for the damages, approximately 1.2 Billion space credits.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, They had good terms and the bill was mainly one earth US dollar bill so the space cow and him team up as new lovers

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, there were too many differences between them, so they split up.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, he met someone new.

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, it was a life-force sucking space vampire... and she was hungry