Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Zedd]

Unfortunantly, The hauntings of Magic ghost looms into his mind torrmenting him forever....

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, he can ignore that fairly easily.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he's still stuck in a ditch, without a leg, he's still gotta figure out how to meet Santa, and there's a gun toting lady up there.  What a predicament!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately the gun-toting lady offers to help him get out of the ditch.

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, the reason she's helping is because she's is a pedophile...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, Drake isn't female enough for her tastes.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, she knows just how to solve that minor biological inconvenience.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately drake is very perswaysive, and she let's him go one to find santa

[Angel]

Unfortunately, he's running out of time, and now his leg is useless again.

[Azlan]

Fortunately a wandering genetics engineer and medical genius wanders by and clones Drake a new leg and attaches it for free!  He can now continue on his quest.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately it's on backwards and now it's one step forward one step back.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, that's how opposites attract.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Unfortunately, his leg has a limit for how long it can last.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, it's longer than he needs it.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, with it being on backwards, he can't make any progress.

[Angel]

Fortunately, he finds an abandoned Segway. Those things can balance ANYONE.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, it's busted.  There's a reason it was abandoned after all.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately by the shi arr happened to be crusein around in their ship and helped josh out by fixing it.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, they left him with one huge bill and demanded payment up front.

[lucas marcone]

luckily it's the shi arr were talking about. josh fought them off with his new super powerful segway.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, that made absolutely no sense.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, it didn't have to, and Drake can go on his merry way towards Santa.

After all, does going to visit Santa make sense? of course not. :-]

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, Drake comes to a realization: Santa lives at the north pole, and Drake lives significantly south of the north pole... and all he has is one backwards leg and a segway.  How will he ever get to the north pole?

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, Drake has a friend who is a pilot.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, that friend is currently on the other side of the world.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately, Drake learns that Santa is in Las Vegas for the summer. Gambling away the saint Nicholas fortune, so that he can buy toys for all the children of the world on Christmas, and hang out at the Star Trek experience dressed as a Klingon.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately santa entered the neuteral zone.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

unfortuneately santa entered the neuteral zone.

*wince* I do not think that means what you think it means.

Fortunately, Santa didn't get neutered, but instead got directions to the Neutral Zone.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he was directed to the Neutral Zone that was depicted in the television show... several lightyears away from earth.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately there was a bird of prey nearby


for any nontrekkies out there the bird of prey is s klingon war ship.