I am new :D

[mk1221]

Hi guys I am new o.O
I am a huge fan of DMFA, never caught on to castlevania and the others....

Expect random things coming from my mouth....O.o 

[Faerie Alex]

Then watch out for Darkmoon. He'll be after you shortly.

Anyway...the mods are nuts...the admins are a shade less nuts...and the rest of the forum has no sanity left. And if you do have any remaining sanity, please leave it in the marked bins. But remember to keep your claim ticket, or your sanity will be disposed of.

Thank you for choosing the Clockwork Mansion.

[Suwako]

Hi, Do you like pie? If not, you might die, by the power of pie and that is a lie.

Pizza is more nutritious tho, and maybe just as good if not better but that is a debate I can´t even get into agreement about myself.

§Pie~Aiyno

[bill]

Hi. Be sure not to trust anyone, except me. I'm the only friend you have in this place. Stick close. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

But remember to keep your claim ticket, orand your sanity will be disposed of.

Just a little more accurate...

[Zedd]

Do you like pina colatas? Do like getting caught in the rain? If so..Welcome to the fourms where nothing like that will happen but will happen robots will harrass your elderly folks and take their medication for fuel sources. And nothing can help them unless you switch to Old Glory Insurance..Cause it will help you no matter your age..cause you need to feel safe.

[Faerie Alex]

But remember to keep your claim ticket, orand your sanity will be disposed of.

Just a little more accurate...

[xHaZxMaTx]

Hi. Be sure not to trust anyone, except me. I'm the only friend you have in this place. Stick close. I'm an ass whole. 

*Cough.*  Hello, new guy!

[RJ]

Hm... This newbie lacks muffins.

*sticks muffins to the newbie before running away*

[techmaster-glitch]

Do you like pina colatas? Do like getting caught in the rain? If so..Welcome to the fourms where nothing like that will happen but will happen robots will harrass your elderly folks and take their medication for fuel sources. And nothing can help them unless you switch to Old Glory Insurance..Cause it will help you no matter your age..cause you need to feel safe.

*gasp* Zedd, you better not be talking about me, I have never done anything of the sort! I don't even like organic medication! It clogs up my hydrogen-cell
And I do like organics, I swear! Even if you flesh-things are always insane, you are still fun to be with.

Oh, and new guy, contrary to what Modlin said earlier, there are a few pockets of sanity in the forum...but they are very well guarded. I am one of the guardians, because, having a digital mind, I am immune to insanity. If you even find yourself in need of some, I am tuned into all radio stations

ANDHURRYGETTHATMUFFINOFFITWILLEXPLODELIKEANUKE!

[TheDXM]

A little beam of azure light shimmers to life and trains towards MK. Closer, and closer... Until finally setting upon his forehead. Then.

BANG!

Welcome.

That is all.

[Darkmoon]

Hi guys I am new o.O
I am a huge fan of DMFA, never caught on to castlevania and the others....

Expect random things coming from my mouth....O.o 

Fuck you.




Thank you, come again.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Thank you, come again.

I would, but I'm not into necrophilia....

[Zedd]

Thank you, come again.

I would, but I'm not into necrophilia....

Do boxes even have wangs??

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Do boxes even have wangs??

*smiles sweetly* you're not pretty enough to ever find out, Zedd... ;-]

[Zedd]

Do boxes even have wangs??

*smiles sweetly* you're not pretty enough to ever find out, Zedd... ;-]

Says whom?

[bill]

Do boxes even have wangs??

*smiles sweetly* you're not pretty enough to ever find out, Zedd... ;-]

Says whom?

Me, that's my job.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Well then, getting back on to topic, Welcome to the forums! ^-^
I am Sienna Maiu, a not so well known Mistress of Plotholes, but shh... don't tell anyone. I also give out the pointysticks which shall protect you from certain things. Though I do not so much guarantee it's usefullness against certain characters on this forum...

On top of all that I feel the necessity that I must inform you of the dangers of RJ's muffins, for they shall bring explodey-doom upon us all. While on the subject, I suppose you aught to be aware of Charline, the Lionine Cubi-Goddess who feels compelled to eat the likes of Being flesh.

So, I suppose I must be off, I bid you adieu,
Signed,
                Sienna Maiu - Moonshine Tallgrass

[Darkmoon]

Well then, getting back on to topic...

NEVAR!

Who here likes ham and cheese sandwiches?

[Netrogo]

Well then, getting back on to topic...

NEVAR!

Who here likes ham and cheese sandwiches?

Mmmm ham and cheese....

Oh right the topic, umm heya new type person.

Well now, back to the sandwich.

[Zedd]

Well then, getting back on to topic...

NEVAR!

Who here likes ham and cheese sandwiches?

Mmmm ham and cheese....

Oh right the topic, umm heya new type person.

Well now, back to the sandwich.

With or without mayo?

[Fuyudenki]

Well then, getting back on to topic...

NEVAR!

Who here likes ham and cheese sandwiches?

I like 'em toasted, with lots of mayo on each side.

They're kinda like crack, too.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Fried spam and egg sandwiches on toasted sourdough is where it's at.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

but technically you're staying on (new) topic... :<

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Banana.

[Netrogo]

Ceiling fan.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

This isn't the Word Disassociation Game! >.<


(Beware for stuff like this to mk1221)

[Fuyudenki]

This isn't the Word Disassociation Game! >.<


(Beware for stuff like this to mk1221)

and you're not a mod/admin, so why do you care?

If you're not part of the cure, do try to be part of the problem, eh?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

If you're not part of the cure, do try to be part of the problem, eh?

Let's not, and say we did.

[Darkmoon]

I find that dingoes generally can help cure cancer so long as the electrical current you apply to the leads in no way is covered in whipped cream or chocolate syrup. That sort of snafu will only end in war.