Dirty little secrets

[GabrielsThoughts]

tell everyone your dirtiest secret...even if it is make believe.

I once farted and blamed it on the dog, I like chick flicks, I larp, etc. are all acceptable secrets.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Heh.

"Let us live! Let us love! Let us share the deepest darkest secrets of our souls!

.... You first."

[lucas marcone]

i took a wizz in a total stranger's flower garden.

[Zedd]

I stole a cookie when i already had one

[Azlan]

I'm really a woman baby... yeah!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Mallow, you're...  not a tadpole. (DUN-DUN!)

[bill]

I once recounted an account of an NFL game with only implied verbal consent from the NFL Commissioner, rather than explicit written consent.

[Manawolf]

I dream in video game format, and get turned on by just about anything short of blood and guro.

[Kenji]

I dream in video game format, and get turned on by just about anything short of blood and guro.

The topic is about secrets, Mana.

Ahem... If given half a chance, there's a "doctor", for lack of better word, that I would kill with my bare hands gladly. ^.^

[Cogidubnus]

I have, on occasion, deliberately confused a child.

[superluser]

Sometimes my liquor goes bad because I don't drink often enough.

[Azlan]

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas... how he got in pajamas I'll never know.

[lucas marcone]

i once sniffed the sweet smell of ladies armpit hair...unfortuneatly the woman it was still attached to was still asleep...

[Brunhidden]

I see the future...no, i don't know when you die, usually it involves supermarkets for some reason.

Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.

[e_voyager]

after many years i've come to believe that i have no soul.

[King Of Hearts]

There was this one time, at band camp, I shoved a flute up my...

...wait, no that was American Pie.

[Turnsky]

i actually bought a copy of daikatana... granted it was two bucks, but still >.>

[Brunhidden]

I haven't brushed my teeth in seven years.

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

[Vidar]

i actually bought a copy of daikatana... granted it was two bucks, but still >.>

*GASP*
Put the game in the trash-bin where it belongs, then set fire to the trash-bin. Only then can you regain your dignity and our respect.



Also, I'm almost 30 and the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I paid for it. Not doing that again.

[xHaZxMaTx]

I take showers daily, but I don't remember the last time I actually used soap.

I heard soap isn't necessary as long as you rinse off, and it seems to work because no one ever says anything about me smelling bad.   Either that, or everyone I've ever met is incredibly polite.

[Angel]

Mallow, you're...  not a tadpole. (DUN-DUN!)

GO SNES. I don't care what you new-console-users have to say, SNES rocks. (I still have mine. And my N64. And a Sega Genesis 3.)

Aaaaanyways.

I once saw the future in my dreams. I dreamed there'd be a sequel to Pokemon the First Movie where Mew and Mewtwo came back, and three days later, commercials for Mewtwo Returns started airing.  Keep in mind, I was a bad Pokeholic at the time.

[Brunhidden]

I take showers daily, but I don't remember the last time I actually used soap.

I heard soap isn't necessary as long as you rinse off, and it seems to work because no one ever says anything about me smelling bad.   Either that, or everyone I've ever met is incredibly polite.

For years i had showered daily, sometimes twice daily, with soap. followed by deodorant. and yet people (specifically and incessantly my parents) kept telling me i smelled like a dead man. Now i shower once a week, people only say i smell if i run around and get sweaty or aim an armpit blast at them- otherwise i just smell like crotch to anyone close enough, anyone further then two feet cant smell a thing.

so irritating that the body and its odors do not follow rules.

Too much information can be lethal

[Fuyudenki]

I'd actually participate, but all of my deep, dark secrets are secrets for a reason, and most of them have become secrets even from me.

[Eibborn]

I spend time on a furry-populated forum.  Don't tell anyone.

[xHaZxMaTx]

[Zedd]

I slept your sisters boyfriend...And later stole his soul...Hush hush

[Turnsky]

i actually bought a copy of daikatana... granted it was two bucks, but still >.>

*GASP*
Put the game in the trash-bin where it belongs, then set fire to the trash-bin. Only then can you regain your dignity and our respect.

i played it for five minutes..

afterwards i nuked the entire partition and reinstalled everything from scratch to get the taint off my hard drive.

and now, it makes a really nice coaster for my drinks.

i made up for purchasing that horrid excuse for a program by purchasing Knights of the old Republic.

[Alondro]

Charline and I are, in truth, married.

[Arcalane]

I spend time on a furry-populated forum.  Don't tell anyone.

Too late!


Freefall © Mark Stanley

I'm really the ruler of a small volcanic island somewhere off the coast of Iceland.

[Turnsky]

I spend time on a furry-populated forum.  Don't tell anyone.

i draw things... mainly anthros.. >.>