The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game: The Adventures Continue!

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately Amber decided that that was as good a reason as any to start Publishing/writing/Illustrating short stories for all of her mabsland characters.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fotunately, Mabsland turns out to be just as good as DMFA

[Angel]

Unfortunately, it updates far less often.

[Zedd]

Fotunately, We move on the newset movie that came out

[LionHeart]

Unfortunately, the movie turns out to be really bad.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately Halo made millions of dollars in the deal even if  the movie is to be  directed by Uwe Bole (?) oh god, did I let out the secret?

[namelessblade]

unfortunatly yes you did and the name uwe bole made us all slightly depressed

[gh0st]

fortunatly the movie isn't named bioshock (shiver that game freaks me out)

[namelessblade]

unfortunatly the movie was terrible anyway

[lucas marcone]

fortunately for the gamers the integrity of the game makers would let them whore their games out for the movie industry to butcher and both movies were never made.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, they've decided to make a sequel to the Doom movie instead.

[gh0st]

fortunately (or wait is it) jack thompson (sp) gets on the directors case and the director has to give it a harsher rating (like mature)

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, it still sucks.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately it discredits jack thompson

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he keeps trying.

[lucas marcone]

fortunately a company finds reaon to sue him and win.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he doesn't let that stop him, and he keeps trying.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately, he is found to be certifiably and irredeemably insane, and is locked up in a padded cell in the deepest part of Lower Slobbovia and left to rot forgotten and alone.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, he had himself cloned just in case something like this were to happen.  So now the world is being invaded by the Jack Thompson clones!

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, the make one shitty army.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately this didn't stop them from  taking over America, Africa, Europe, and China.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, they had no way to hold on to whatever they overran, and were quickly overthrown.

[namelessblade]

Unfortunately their army was never defeated, by sheer lack of effort and continued to retake said places.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunatately the insanity increased exponentially with each clone, and they soon tore themselves to pieces with their bare hands.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately that didn't stop them from becoming zombies, and the American government had to clone Mila whatevrhernameis, star of the Resident Evil trilogy, and Run Lola Run to combat them.

[namelessblade]

Fortunately, they tore each other apart and the world was saved as the greatest war ever was held

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, this was all the plot of an extremely budgeted zombie flick... the unfortunate part is that they got the go-ahead to start distributing it to theaters.

[gh0st]

fortunately all the theaters are out of business because the jack thompson clones sued the living daylights out of every theater in the united nations

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, that doesn't do anything for theaters not in the united nations, and anyone in those theaters who watched the horrible zombie flick has turned into a zombie.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately the definition of zombie has been extended to include sleep deprived human beings...with the desire to eat  the flesh of dead mammals (Cooked, raw, or fried) while sitting in front of a television screen... this is fortunate only for the vegans of PETA, as they have started a militia to rid the world zombies and the homeless once and for all.