The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game: The Adventures Continue!

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, they're also pacifists so they don't really have any guns.  They just stand outside and shout pointless slogans at the zombies' homes.  Eventually the neighbors get to the point where they've had enough and start shooting the PETA militia.

[Shaotic Master]

Fortunately, they don't miss 

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, PETA has ninja-lawyers at their disposal.

[gh0st]

fortunately those ninja lawyers are just really bad law students because real ninjas wouldn't dishonor themselves by becoming a lawyer... they'd be an executioner

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, they're still ninjas anyway, and they start going on a rampage.

[LionHeart]

Fortunately, the ninjas are attacked by pirates, which stops them from rampaging.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, it's the Pittsburgh Pirates, who lose to the ninjas 8-1.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, it was a great game, and good times were had by all.

[GabrielsThoughts]

unfortunately the loosers decide to have a post game homicidal killing spree...their weapon of choice a loaf of stale rock hard French bread.

[e_voyager]

fortunately seagulls as pigeons swoop; in stealing most of the bread.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, they also steal some innocent people.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Fortunately they steal a pirate, two ninjas and a terrorist.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, the groups they belong to see this as an act of war and start fighting each other in the streets.

[e_voyager]

fortunately they fight with water balloons.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately the water balloons are filled with cement.

[e_voyager]

fortunately they were too heavy to throw very far

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately, because they can't be thrown very far, the land on everyone's toes.

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately, it makes everyone bounce around, holding their feet, which was quite amusing.

[Vidar]

Unfortunately, everyone survived. Even the stupid ones. 

[e_voyager]

fortunately the foot pain distracted them form trying to hurt each other.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, not for long.

[GabrielsThoughts]

fortunately the God almighty intervened and everyone's the hairs on everyone's body turned white as the driven snow.

[LionHeart]

Unfortunately, all this did was to start a riot, as the groups blamed each other.

[e_voyager]

fortunately the riot was too far disorganized to cause much harm.

[GabrielsThoughts]

then burst through a window with gun's blazing,  putting an end to the senseless violence.

[gh0st]

unfortunately a giant neoplurodon jumps out of the atlantic ocean and lands on the city because it is just that awsome

[Ryudo Lee]

Fortunately that stops the riots.

[LionHeart]

Unfortunately, it leaves a huge mess to clean up.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fortunately, it's a very flat mess.

[LionHeart]

Unfortunately, it's also a very sticky mess.