Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[Darkdragon]

Is there a body of water between the trains?

[VSMIT]

Are the trains even heading toward one another?

[xHaZxMaTx]

No one can beat up Bannakafallata, Bannakafallata cyborg!

*BLAM*

Oops. Oh well. Scotch tape is the solution to all problems. With dynamites and other good explosives.

More like Scot's tape!  'Cause he's Scottish, get it?

[e_voyager]

what is this cake that everyone keeps calling a lie?

[Gabi]

If 2 trains leave 2 stations 250 miles apart from each other, one going at 15mph and the other at 20 mph, how long until they hit each other and crash?

At what rate do the trains accelerate?
Is the track a straight line from station to station?
Where the Hell is the dispatcher during all this?

Which way are they going? And are they on the same track, even? ;-]

Is there a body of water between the trains?

Are the trains even heading toward one another?

What makes those trains so interesting anyway? They're not even real. They're hypothetical trains!

No one can beat up Bannakafallata, Bannakafallata cyborg!

*BLAM*

Oops. Oh well. Scotch tape is the solution to all problems. With dynamites and other good explosives.

More like Scot's tape!  'Cause he's Scottish, get it?

*Wraps Scotch tape all around Haz, especially his mouth and fingers.*

what is this cake that everyone keeps calling a lie?

There is no cake.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What makes those trains so interesting anyway? They're not even real. They're hypothetical trains!

They're hypothetically interesting?

[e_voyager]

why am i woke again?
is there some conspiracy to keep me just barley functioning by depriving me of all but the bare minimum of sleep?
can i borrow a malled?

[Gabi]

What makes those trains so interesting anyway? They're not even real. They're hypothetical trains!

They're hypothetically interesting?

That doesn't even have the grammatical structure of a question. You can't turn something into a question just by adding a question mark at the end. *Locks llearch inside a cargo train.*

why am i woke again?
is there some conspiracy to keep me just barley functioning by depriving me of all but the bare minimum of sleep?
can i borrow a malled?

Ok, now that grammar doesn't match anything I've seen before. Maybe you should go to sleep.

[VSMIT]

Why can't hypothetical trains be hypothetically interesting?

[Gabi]

Why can't hypothetical trains be hypothetically interesting?

I didn't say they couldn't. I just said that "they're hypothetically interesting" is not a question.

[Poofyspikes]

When did those goddamn train fetishists start invading our forum?

[e_voyager]

when did the questions become so serious?
if i ask about a certain form member is that a forum question?
(as homer simpson) where is Christmas?
does my karma reflect my behavior in the forums or simply how people feel about me? ( i know that karma has no real meaning but is still it has some sort of meaning to the people setting it i'm sure)

[xHaZxMaTx]

When did those goddamn train fetishists start invading our forum?

Where'd EMD run off to, anyway?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Why can't hypothetical trains be hypothetically interesting?

I didn't say they couldn't. I just said that "they're hypothetically interesting" is not a question.

It was a suggestion, I suppose. Why am I not allowed at least a little slack? ;-]

[Poofyspikes]

Not gonna answer my own question, by the way.

when did the questions become so serious?
if i ask about a certain form member is that a forum question?
(as homer simpson) where is Christmas?
does my karma reflect my behavior in the forums or simply how people feel about me? ( i know that karma has no real meaning but is still it has some sort of meaning to the people setting it i'm sure)

... *sighs*

December 25.

It means that in the next life you'll be reincarnated as a tapeworm.

Where'd EMD run off to, anyway?

The local train station. Several trains have reported rape to the police.

It was a suggestion, I suppose. Why am I not allowed at least a little slack? ;-]

Foxes and boxes are a tricky combination to work with, so we're not taking any chances.

[Gabi]

When did those goddamn train fetishists start invading our forum?

On: 11-01-2008, 12:31:31 (my time). For further details, see below.

If 2 trains leave 2 stations 250 miles apart from each other, one going at 15mph and the other at 20 mph, how long until they hit each other and crash?

[Darkdragon]

What about aeroplanes?

[Kenji]

What about aeroplanes?

They're immune to earth magics.

[Darkdragon]

Are the foxes tired of seeing silly questions?

[Gabi]

Are the foxes tired of seeing silly questions?

No, they haven't reached our threshold yet. (I haven't even had to resort to silly answers in most cases).

[NDDR]

why is Lysol still around when it contains agent orange and phenols that can kill in small quantities?

why is england the same dvd region as japan instead of europe?

is there any disorder more awesome then HPPD? i love it, best disorder i ever got.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

fish or cut bait?

[Dannysaysnoo]

Does anyone here like Maoams?

[Poofyspikes]

why is Lysol still around when it contains agent orange and phenols that can kill in small quantities?

why is england the same dvd region as japan instead of europe?

is there any disorder more awesome then HPPD? i love it, best disorder i ever got.

Lawl, check your facts.

EU actually stands for "England uncool."

Woo, saving money!

fish or cut bait?

I like knives.

Does anyone here like Maoams?

They're German.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Does anyone here like Maoams?

They're German.

And?

[Poofyspikes]

Draw your own conclusions, man. I'm not going to walk you through the entire process. Sometimes you've just got to do these kinds of things by yourself.

[Darkdragon]

How will the human race be eradicated?

How will that affect us after that's happened?

Should the aliens from Scorpii 258 care?

Do you?

Will you?

[Poofyspikes]

How will the human race be eradicated?

How will that affect us after that's happened?

Should the aliens from Scorpii 258 care?

Do you?

Will you?

Dental floss.

We'll be dead. I highly doubt we'll care.

Seeing as they don't exist, again, nobody will care.

See answer two.

Goddamn, I wouldn't be surprised if this scenario was your private fetish fantasy.

[Darkdragon]

What makes you think that?