Silly New Years Resolutions

[Akisohida]

This is a thread to type in silly resolutions for the New Year!

1 ) I resolve to start drinking.

2 ) I resolve to quit drinking.

3 ) I resolve to not go on a multi-state killing spree. (I keep this one every year! Honest!)

[xHaZxMaTx]

Shouldn't this be in the Outer Fortress?

My New Year's Resolution is to stop doing stuff like that.   I will fail.

[Zedd]

Mine is finaly give everyone a nice pattling

[Dakata]

1. Kick some puppies.
2. Flee from Gar when he wants to kick my butt for kicking "innocent" puppies.
3. Drive Boogeyman insane.
4. Not-get-held-back at school.
5. Draw a crapload of stuff.
6. Drink lots of pop.
7. DESTROY Do something evil to my bratty cousins.
8. Play Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie alot.
8. Never stop using smilies.

[Suwako]

1) become less lazy. 
2) become less tired. 
3) become ...paying... whatever. 
4) ..attention span! 
5) learn to not scream VEHICLAR MANSLAUGHTER when driving a car. 
6) Actually pay better attention to what the teachers say.
7) open my school books once so often.
More pizza! <3
9) Get more of these without editing then DAKATA 
10) Get a life, seriously....

[Brunhidden]

i resolve the following...and im dead serious

1- i resolve to bake a pie once a month, muffins once a week, and at least six batches of cookies a year. screw loosing weight, this is more fun.

2- i resolve to aquire the equipment to manufacture chainmaile goods, and hopefully find a way to sell it online (my wife states the market for chainmaile bras is huge, i was thinking of starting with belts)

3- i resolve to read to my daughter, if not every night at least twice a week

4- i resolve to occasionally plunk my rear down and draw something, regardless of how much pain meds i will need to use my hands like that

The only promises you can ever keep are those you make to yourself

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[Fex]

1. pounce people more
2. giving people more cookies
3. trying to kidnap Amber and force her to draw forever
4. .... still thinking what I should put here

[RJ]

1) Bake more muffins- 'nuff said.

[bill]

1) Buy more albums.
2) Get an internship so I can get more $$$ to complete #1.

[Valynth]

1)  Learn how to draw reasonably well.
2)  Find the programs necessary to edit/modify my drawings
3)  Get a part time job to help pay some of my expenses
4)  Post more often.
5)  Post on-topic more often
6)  design a fully-automated ship complete with robot crew to destroy piracy on the open sea.
7)  gain weight.
  outrun more over-weight people.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

1) not to make any silly new years resolutions.
2) not to make fun of other people making NYR.

Hmmm...

[Stygian]

1) Start smoking seriously, then stop, then start smoking like I usually do.
2) Torture my family back a bit for these craptastic holidays.
3) Kick overweight people.
4) Headbutt more buses.
5) Stop being a pesky bastard.
6) Draw more!
7) Turn my whole life on end. The right one.
Get someone to share my p with.

Happy new years!

[Drake Manaweilder]

1. Improve drawing skills.
2. Get more consistent with drawings.
3. Get a job this (next) summer.

[Alan Garou]

1. Make an art topic
2. Finish the giant Hershy's KissTM I got for Christmas
3. Not beat anyone up
4. Get to 300 posts

[roninfoxtail]

1. Attempt to work out, or at least walk around more often
2. Post more often
3. Get more sleep
4. Avoid making resolutions that will most likely fail

[ShadesFox]

1) Get online more often, get to know people.
2) Eat their brains.
3) Set up a DNS resolver.  That way I can resolve all the time!
4) NYAR!

[Gornemant]

NYAR sounds good 

ermmm, get a haircut? 

[Madmann135]

Well... my new yesrs resolutution is for me to know and you to not know

[Miaka]

1. Cut my hair. Its long enough to go into a ponytail, its too damn long.
2. Pay more attention in school
3. do my damn homework.
4. work on(maybe finish?) he stories Ive been working on.

[Alablast]

Well... my new yesrs resolutution is for me to know and you to not know

...but now we know that... o_O

I resolve to stop... um... cut back on stealing shiney things.  <.< >.>

[thegayhare]

I resolve to be more perverted in the comming year

I mean now I can go days with out saying something overtly sexual

[Aridas]

Really. I never noticed.

[Sirius Griffon]

New Years resolutions hmmm? Oh what the Hey. *laughs*

1) Move out of my folks house into my own
2) Go to college and start my vet tech degree
3) LEAVE WALMART. x-x; Seriously, it sucks out ones soul! *laughs*
4) Actually think about spirituality
5) Try and be more social. No more lurking ><;

I think that about covers things. *smiles*

[Distracting]

1. Not to have a new years resolution.
-more may come later-

I think I already failed...miserably.

[TheGreyRonin]

Hm. I rarely make resolutions, but I've already made these to myself.

I resolve to sit my sorry tail down and write more.
I resolve to get this blasted novel finished.
I resolve to get my back-burner stories either updated and finished, or burn them so I won't waste time on them.

Not exactly silly resolutions, but hey, better than nothing...

[Distracting]

Mine is to not have a resolution so I can't feel the sting of failure.

Ouch. Stinging failure hurts.

[Aridas]

Hint: Resolve with less bees.

[Teroniss]

#1 - To stop doing silly stuff all the time, no matter how tempting it is.

#2 - Stop cutting bits of myself off while attempting to perform said silly stuff.

[Blazehawk]

I resolve to...triple my rate of crane pouncing. *eyes JousterL*   

[Vidar]

1) Continue to try to get my boss a job closer to home, so I wont spend 4 hours each day communting, resulting in more free time.
2) if 1) == success, cook more real food, instead of microwaving so much c*** because I don't have the time to cook a proper meal. (I swear, the last week I've eaten better then the rest of the year combined)
3) play more Zelda