Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[e_voyager]

grand the the hard drive is fragged with a systems killing virus that spread to your network knocking you off line as it kills all you hard wear.

granted but the experience is all bad as you lead that you need infinte lives in any rpg to make it pas lever one and after that the are not enough.

i wish i knew what yattaro was think when he that name of his.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, he was thinking the same thing I am. lots of luck figuring it out my friend.

I wish to be lord of the dance.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, though you are only the lord of the rain dances and you'll end up completely flooding any place that you dance in.

I wish I was a genius.

[e_voyager]

granted you are not a savant in the art of anime trivia

i wish that i understood why people would say i was evil before i had a chance to prove myself.

[RushFox]

Granted, you learn the truth behind this, but you are slain by a paladin shortly afterwards due to said observations by populace.

I wish Rush would get their new album out earlier. (I'm so excited!  )

[bill]

k. it sux because it was produced about as well as Vapor Trails. 


I wish I could smite people.

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately it requires you to be a priest.  The celibate kind.

I wish I could make bananas ripen at will.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted. now, if you could only find the right guy named will.

I wish for a time paradox involving a pair of time socks at the docks.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but all it does is start this whole thread all over, or it would but the server is sitting on a dock somewhere in Japan, and the socks got lost in the dryer.

I wish I could could create quantum singularities.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however your inability to concentrate whil creating said singularities causes a mega super ultra black hole to be created...all of the universe is swallowed and everyone blames you.


I wish fo invader zim to return with better diolouge and less stupidity,

[Suwako]

Granted however nobody watches it. 

I wish I never posted in this thread. 

[e_voyager]

granted but not a younger sibling has hijacked you account and posted in this thread under your name.

i wish i could repair biological malfunctions and damage.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but now the entire medical community is out for your head.

I wish the Confederacy won the Civil War.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Fine, but the Confederacy divides by zero.
Oh SHI-


I wish I was a Hyperfur.



(from bad to worse in minutes)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Gra....

Nuts. You're not standing still long enough for your wish to be granted.


I wish I could figure out what my wife wanted me to do, when she wanted me to do it.

[Ryudo Lee]

Congradulations!  You've been granted knowledge that not even God Himself has!  Too bad it's too much for your mortal brain to comprehend, and so your head goes asplode.

I wish I had the most useful item in the universe.

[Caswin]

I wish I had the most useful item in the universe.

As it turns out, the most useful item in the universe is a wish.  Your wish is self-fulfilling, and therefore moot.

I wish I knew just what was going on in Fall Out. (Or Things Change.  They were both weird.)

[e_voyager]

granted but the answers warp you fragile little mind.

i wish i knew why humans were so in love with dragons of every gender.

[Valynth]

Granted, you now know some of the most perverse thoughts in the universe.

I wish I could lose one of my many doomsday weapons and still be feared.

[e_voyager]

granted you are not professor Hubert Fonzworth. look out your 20 (+1000) year old uncle is mess with your electromatic  atomic denotation again.

i wish that i understood why people see dragons as sexual object. all these thoughts oh well at least i can't be warped.

[Caswin]

You are hit with even more perverted thoughts, uncushioned by love.  If only due to the occasional reality-transcending habits of dragons mixed with the subject matter, contrary to your statement, you get mindwarped beyond belief.

I wish such people would hold themselves to the same standards of jerkdom as whoever they're talking to when the subject is brought up.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but the standard is so low that no one can really tell the difference anyway.

I wish for the ability to comprehend all languages.

[Valynth]

Granted, you are now a translator in the United Nations, unfortunately you end up becoming so tired that you slurr your words and cause World War 3.

I wish I could create the best video game EVER!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You create Pong.


I wish I had gone to bed hours ago.

[Valynth]

Granted, you never stayed up late enough to post your wish....Who was I talking to again?

I wish people couldn't lie to each other.

[e_voyager]

granted but not war and violence ate at and all time high due to the destruction's of the little cover stories and lies.

( its almost impossible to warps something that was pre warped beyond the fabric or reality to begin with.)

i wish my hyper bytes would stop locking when when i predict the future of web comics

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted I guess but now your hyper bits are hyper nibbles.


I wish I knew the score for the superbowl a year in advance.

[e_voyager]

granted but you don't know the teams that played or who got what score.

i wish i could have been more original in corrupting that wish.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

granted. however, your ability to corrupt wishes begins to corrupt you.

I wish I could shapeshift into a fox.

[Boog]

Granted, you're a fox. Enjoy that vulpine brain capacity. Don't worry, foxes are clever, I'm sure you'll be able to turn ba- Do you hear hounds?

I wish for a reputable female to english dictionary.