Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[Valynth]

Here's how it works:
1. Someone makes a wish. Example: I wish I were not a Bishy Kitten

2. The person who replies, must corrupt that wish in some way. Example: You're not a Bishy Kitty! Primarily because you have just been assigned as the Deity of Cuteness

3. Then that person makes a wish to be corrupted.

Original thread is: HERE


Just one thing, you can only corrupt a wish that hasn't been corrupted.  So it helps if you quote the wish you are corrupting.

And so we begin!

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Granted, you are eventually hunted down and killed by some adventurers.

I wish I was immortal.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. You are now the world's smallest diamond.

I wish I had more things to say.

[Valynth]

Granted, you now cannot stop talking and are eventually put down for the humanitarian reason of being annoying to everyone else.

I wish I had an unlimited food supply of excellent quality.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I wish I had an unlimited food supply of excellent quality.

Granted. Unfortunately, it's far more than you can eat, and, like, well, y'know, there's no hope you can eat even a little bit of it, comparatively speaking, before it starts to go stale, old, and inedible.

Right about now, actually. Pay attention, your timeframe has been extended, too, so it seems like it's starting to rot immediately...


I wish I could be a little more creative with my corruptions. I feel like I'm just barely coping...

[Snuggles]

Corruptions are now you life you can't do anything else!

I wish that i could be as strong as 50 men w/o showing it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You are now a woman. :-)

Get ready for pain, however, as you're in 1st stage labour....



I wish I had something more useful to do with my time.

[Valynth]

Granted, you are now working the fields of a cotton plantation.

I wish I had a date with a intelligent, beautiful, and not-going-to-kill-me woman!

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, and as a bonus she has more than 20 other personality disorders to keep you entertained.

I wish for an atomic pumpkin launcher.

[Aisha deCabre]

Granted.  However, it malfunctions and about 5 million pumpkins are raining on various parts of the world as we speak.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.   

[Stygian]

Granted. However, that sadly breaks the thread down, and you're expelled from it for an indefinite time.

I wish that I had more time and enthusiasm to do schoolwork right now.

[Valynth]

Granted, you now do nothing but school work for the rest of your life leading you to a could and lonely death.

I wish there were no bad anime and WW2 games.

[Zedd]

Granted! You now both get the same thing in one part! Now your endless stuck in a WW2 anime game for rest of your life! And yet till a zeplien drops onto your poor n00bish head

I wish someone killed the creators of Assy Mcgee

[Valynth]

Granted, but the cost of a hitman quickly empties you wallet.

I wish humanity had a common enemy so we would stop fighting each other.

[e_voyager]

granted but it seems that the common enemy is not only man made but victorious as well.

i wish i could get ghostbusters extreme out of my head!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It has been replaced with Super Mario Bros theme tune.


I wish I'd gone to bed earlier.

[Zedd]

Granted but sadly now your compled to sleep in earlier than usual and now suffer of 10% less anal leakage as well...

I wish I had more energy to stay awake and not becoming a power sorce of any kind and I wish I had a job as well

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately, you can't seem to sleep at all.  With the added stress of a job and sleep deprivation, you eventually gain multiple strokes and seizures, which your employer refuses to treat.

I wish I had a license to kill.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. Unfortunately, it only applies to one specific person, and in a fit on confusion, you sign your own name.

I wish that it would snow down here sometime. Just once!

[Aisha deCabre]

Granted.  The drifts pile up to five feet high and nobody can get anywhere for the next two days...and you're stuck inside.   

I wish I had my incentive to write stories back... 

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately you can not stop writing and must write by hand.

I wish I could build a working Mech.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however you regret it immediately when you discover you could have bought one from Japan at 1/10 the cost.


I wish for a turkey with all the fixings.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You now have a castrated turkey.

He doesn't seem all that pleased about it.


I wish I'd gone home earlier...

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately it's so early you don't even exist yet.

I wish I had my own servant robot.

[e_voyager]

granted you not have Forte's little sister techno to look after but she's no roll. her ideal of cooking is ordering pizza and her ideal of cleaning  a room is arson but if you hurt her you'll answer to me then to him.

i wish that mind and forte's  mental states did not over lap so often this is a copy body for goodness sake.

[KarlOmega1]

Granted...but now yours overlaps with Gospel's mental state...

I wish I had a Date with Fa'lina...

[Cogidubnus]

Granted.

You never come back.

I wish that I had a really good coffee right now.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Only it's gone cold, while you're distracted.


I wish my wife was coming home tonight.

[Alan Garou]

Granted. She comes home with a shotgun and blows your boxy head off.

I wish DeviantArt would let me see Miaka's latest piece of art.

[Zedd]

Granted sadly you see it and scars your mind for a lifetime and your have a anureism dead in your bathroom on the can

I wish could find ways use my perverion skills for good

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted you are now Deuce Biggalow.

I wish I had a plasma gun