Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Is the toaster from 'The Brave LIttle Toaster' a he or a she..Or a heshe or shehe or hermaphrodite? O.o

[Roureem Egas]

I'll give a cookie if anyone can geuss about how often I answer questions here. I will dock you if you don't ask questions though. Moving on.

does the letter M mean anything to you?

If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?

I forgot if M was the roman numeral for 1000 or if X was.

The fact that someone in the factory can't spell "pliathorium" correctly. Pliathorium's the number one preventer of slushie-induced hallucinations, man! Not platorium! That one can cause serious burns by keyboard face.

If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?

.. a cereal killer?

I'm Joe and I'm here to wash away the bad taste, sahr.

Is Kirby a he or she..Or a heshe or shehe or hermaphrodite? O.o

Let's just say it's a he AND a living gumball that can fly and swallow things that ought to get him a circus job.

Does Ink ever get any hugs?

Well, if his little narrative I was shown is any indication, yes to some extent. But do you really want to?

Is the toaster from 'The Brave LIttle Toaster' a he or a she..Or a heshe or shehe or hermaphrodite? O.o

I'm saying a he. And that the junk seller's a freak.

[xHaZxMaTx]

You mean the fat guy with the big truck and the dog named Quadroped?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'll give a cookie if anyone can geuss about how often I answer questions here. I will dock you if you don't ask questions though.

What's a geuss?
And it looks like about once a day, to me. At least, over the previous couple days. There's a 4 hour variance, though, and before that, you answered twice in one day, then missed four days...

If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?

.. a cereal killer?

I'm Joe and I'm here to wash away the bad taste, sahr.

You know if you remove the "link=topic=1323.msg58667#msg58667 date=1162991580" bit, it messes up the quotes?

And you have to add a quote-endquote set after it to show what else is happening? :-)

[Alan Garou]

What is the airspeed velocity of a wingless falling sparrow after 5 seconds, neglecting air resistance?

What does this quote mean to you?

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. Or maybe I shouldn't.

How does one get a chihuahua to shut up?

[e_voyager]

why does eating the devil's fruit make you a hammer in the water?

[xHaZxMaTx]

How does one get a chihuahua to shut up?

Couldn't you just get Dakata to kick it?

[Roureem Egas]

You mean the fat guy with the big truck and the dog named Quadroped?

Pretty much. I haven't watched the movie in forever.

I'll give a cookie if anyone can geuss about how often I answer questions here. I will dock you if you don't ask questions though.

What's a geuss?
And it looks like about once a day, to me. At least, over the previous couple days. There's a 4 hour variance, though, and before that, you answered twice in one day, then missed four days...

If you were to read tha back of a cerial box, what would you find most scary?

.. a cereal killer?

I'm Joe and I'm here to wash away the bad taste, sahr.

You know if you remove the "link=topic=1323.msg58667#msg58667 date=1162991580" bit, it messes up the quotes?

And you have to add a quote-endquote set after it to show what else is happening? :-)

I had a typo on that bit. And no.

I blame the school computers for that one. It can't insert quotes beyond the first so I have to type in the rest manually.

What is the airspeed velocity of a wingless falling sparrow after 5 seconds, neglecting air resistance?

What does this quote mean to you?

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. Or maybe I shouldn't.

How does one get a chihuahua to shut up?

That would depend on the weight of the bird. Why it's even like that to begin with, I won't ask.

Another meaningless line in one of the most mind-numbing books ever.

How do you get any dog to shut up? I wouldn't really know. I should ask the next time I see one of my friends.

why does eating the devil's fruit make you a hammer in the water?

All that extra weight in one concentrated locale.

How does one get a chihuahua to shut up?

Couldn't you just get Dakata to kick it?

Can you?

Edit: Now it looks better. Finally.

[KarlOmega1]

What is your greatest fear?

What is your greatest fantasy?

And why, oh why didn't I take the Blue Pill?!

[King Of Hearts]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/DeinonychusDen/piratesvsninjas.jpg

[Supercheese]

Why do I get teh 404 o' death when I go to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ ?!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why don't I get teh 404 o' death when I go to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ ?!

Why doesn't Bill like italics?

[e_voyager]

what is the power of a dream?
who came up with the punk kiry smiley?
why do i scary people when i talk about my past or linguist short coming?
who is the invisible man?

[Roureem Egas]

What is your greatest fear?

What is your greatest fantasy?

And why, oh why didn't I take the Blue Pill?!

Spiders is the first thing in mind.

All my dreams are my greatest fantasies.

Indecent exposure.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/DeinonychusDen/piratesvsninjas.jpg

The side that has more fireworks.

Why do I get teh 404 o' death when I go to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ ?!

For an "O TEH DRAMA" moment. Afterwards, it's to piss off everyone.

Why don't I get teh 404 o' death when I go to http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ ?!

Why doesn't Bill like italics?

The stupid don't recognize a changing face.

Where'd this come from?

what is the power of a dream?
who came up with the punk kiry smiley?
why do i scary people when i talk about my past or linguist short coming?
who is the invisible man?

The hope of a new dawn.

I dunno. It looks awful to me.

Fear's is an odd reaction.

Your mom.

[Alan Garou]

Wherefore art the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Who went and spoiled her, who indeed?
Who had to give her everything?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits?
Who did that?

[Zedd]

Why is Ink such an asshole?
Whats the best way freezing orcs?
And lastely....Can I have John Handcock?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why does almost every mattress company start with an 'S'?

[TheGreyRonin]

 Why hasn't anyone ever figured out the speed of dark?
What is the exact sound of lemon meringue pie hitting the ground at Mach 2?
Any clue on what's causing the giant storm on Saturn?

[xHaZxMaTx]

The speed of dark would be the speed of light, right?  Because the speed at which darkness fills a room would be the speed at which light leaves a room.

Am I smart?

(BTW, I didn't technically answer his question.   Loop-holes, FTW!)

[bill]

Loopholes get punished. May I watch?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Who says loop-holes get punished?

[bill]

I tried it before, didn't I?



(Bad effort, soz.)

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why are you asking me?  I'm not an APF.

Is Bill a bad mod?


(edited, because Haz can't spell. )

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Is Bill going to change Haz's name? Or is Haz changing it back? :-)

... does anyone other than Amber know where she might be going with the comic? Or with Abel's Story?

[Roureem Egas]

Okay, screw the pattern. NO COOKIES!

Wherefore art the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Who went and spoiled her, who indeed?
Who had to give her everything?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits?
Who did that?

IT IS THE EAST, AND JULIETTE THE SUN!

Who is this "her?"
[spam]
[spam]
[spam] pbbth

Why is Ink such an asshole?
Whats the best way freezing orcs?
And lastely....Can I have John Handcock?

Being calm and aloof can do that, especially when you like to play head games.

Take a leaf outta Dan's book.

No. Now gimme lunch money.

Why does almost every mattress company start with an 'S'?

'Z' was taken under custody on the charge of selling drugs, like endorphin.

Why hasn't anyone ever figured out the speed of dark?
What is the exact sound of lemon meringue pie hitting the ground at Mach 2?
Any clue on what's causing the giant storm on Saturn?

Because Garfield defines that. However long he takes to get to his bed after turning off the light is the speed of dark.

"Zoldpe."

Congestion. There's no Advil around.

The speed of dark would be the speed of light, right? Because the speed at which darkness fills a room would be the speed at which light leaves a room.

Am I smart?

(BTW, I didn't technically answer his question. Loop-holes, FTW!)

Where's the idiot fan? Minus four points!

Loopholes get punished. May I watch?

Kinky.

Who says loop-holes get punished?

The great flame we have out back. It's also good for making hot dogs.

I tried it before, didn't I?



(Bad effort, soz.)

Out of my mind. It never happened...pretty much.

Why are you asking me? I'm not an APF.

Is Bill a bad mod?


(edited, because Haz can't spell. )

I still haven't found the idiot fan, so minus three points! D8<

No, he's a hard ass.

Is Bill going to change Haz's name? Or is Haz changing it back? :-)

... does anyone other than Amber know where she might be going with the comic? Or with Abel's Story?

I dunno.

Not in the loop, even who would be, if at all. Too many commas. :p

[Aridas]

Why does almost every mattress company start with an 'S'?

Hasn't this already been asked before?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'll give a cookie if anyone can guess about how often I answer questions here. I will dock you if you don't ask questions though.

"Too often" ?

In reverse order, excluding the latest one, you're looking at this:
2006-11-11, 06:40:09
2006-11-09, 04:18:21
2006-11-08, 20:23:01
2006-11-08, 01:59:47
2006-11-06, 21:02:10
2006-11-06, 20:31:25
2006-11-03, 06:00:04
2006-10-31, 00:26:13
2006-10-31, 00:19:22
2006-10-30, 19:48:35
2006-10-21, 04:41:31
2006-10-17, 06:46:39
2006-10-17, 01:26:30

If anyone else can see a pattern to that, you're a better man than I, Gunga Din.

I even looked at reply numbers, but no, no pattern there either.

Is there a clean, simple answer, Roureem? That isn't facetious, I mean... Although I'd be happy with that, too :-)

[Roureem Egas]

Why does almost every mattress company start with an 'S'?

Hasn't this already been asked before?

I don't remember.

I'll give a cookie if anyone can guess about how often I answer questions here. I will dock you if you don't ask questions though.

"Too often" ?

In reverse order, excluding the latest one, you're looking at this:
2006-11-11, 06:40:09
2006-11-09, 04:18:21
2006-11-08, 20:23:01
2006-11-08, 01:59:47
2006-11-06, 21:02:10
2006-11-06, 20:31:25
2006-11-03, 06:00:04
2006-10-31, 00:26:13
2006-10-31, 00:19:22
2006-10-30, 19:48:35
2006-10-21, 04:41:31
2006-10-17, 06:46:39
2006-10-17, 01:26:30

If anyone else can see a pattern to that, you're a better man than I, Gunga Din.

I even looked at reply numbers, but no, no pattern there either.

Is there a clean, simple answer, Roureem? That isn't facetious, I mean... Although I'd be happy with that, too :-)

The pattern I was shooting for was every 5 unanswered posts, give ignoring some of the odd posts I had here and there. Then I left for part of the day and there were 7. So screw it.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Is RE calling me an idiot?

If so, why? D:

Why is the apostrophe key so close to the enter key?

Why do all Nascar cars look the same no matter what the make/model?

[e_voyager]

who is changing hazes name since i think he said it wasn't him?
is it true that i have a strange aura?
why do animals like me so much they pets will listen to me over there owner