Dead Man Posting

[TheGreyRonin]

 Hello.

(Okay, no villagers with torches yet, so they're friendly.)

Introductions are always hard for me, so I tend to be a bit wordy. I'm The Grey Ronin, and I answer to Grey, Ronin, TGR, and several thousand cursewords in at least thirty languages, with varying results.

I've been reading both DMFA and CVRPG for about a year now, and decided to give the forum a try.

Not sure what else to say up front, but I look forward to spending time here.

(Great, Grey, you just came off as a stiff. Oh well, first impressions never count...do they?)

[Suwako]

Welcome stranger, I hope you enjoy yourself here. Watch out for some formates some of them are weird, ebil, evil or just sarcastic. Also some muffins lying around might explode on contact you can blame our squirrel Modetor for that  For now welcome to the community, TGR

(TheGreyRonin)

[DigitalMan]

*examines the new creature* It does appear to be sentient...

Greetings and salutations! Remember to read all the rules and keep away from Darkmoon, and you should enjoy yourself muchly!

*tosses nealry-invisible confetti*

[TheGreyRonin]

 Thanks. It's good to be here. Exploding muffins are...saner than what I usually encounter online.

And I have little to fear from Darkmoon. I haven't been a barmaid in decades, and that...was...on a bet...NM

*blushes*

[DigitalMan]

... *stares and blinks*

... Yup, you fit in. Welcome aboard!

[Zedd]

Hello there...I will be your local cubi tour guide if you like...My name is Zedd

[Nikki]

...

*CHOMP*

0o mushroom? the new guy tastes like sauteed mushrooms!

[RJ]

Aw, I hate it when you guys warn the newbie!   

*leaves a muffin basket on the ground and scampers away* 

[Nikki]

*whistles innocently*

hey RJ...do you taste like a muffin? ^^;

[RJ]

*whistles innocently*

hey RJ...do you taste like a muffin? ^^;

No, more like a fluffy acorn. Or at least that's what that T-Rex told me last week. But let's speak no more on that particular event...

[Nikki]

  Nawty 

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Nawty 

This from the person going around taking bites of people...


*turns to the new person*

Hi! Welcome to this place of strangeness.

Leave your remaining sanity (if any) at the door, in the secure storage provided, and make sure to wrap it securely, to prevent spoilage.

I have problems with intros too, so don't worry too much about it.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the chaos your stay.

*waves, and vanishes, leaving a smile that slowly fades away...*

[Nikki]

hush you >>

[xHaZxMaTx]

*Waves* Hello!

[ITOS]

Wait... that's not right... *clears throat*

Why hello! I am 7 Itos Atio, Monitor of Installation 00.

[mini-lion]

*big two handed wave* welcome

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ah, fresh meat. :-)

[RJ]

>.< No eating of the newbies!

[Jim Halisstrad]

 


Welcome to the fourms. 

[bill]

Are you guys trying to give the guy clinical depression, or something?

[Darkmoon]

I dunno what you're talking about...

[xHaZxMaTx]

I'm trying to figure out how this would work...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

>.< No eating of the newbies!

Aww, but Moooom, I just, I just....

[RJ]

>.< No eating of the newbies!

Aww, but Moooom, I just, I just....

Uh-uh! What did I say now? Now go eat your Soylent Green.

[Tapewolf]

>.< No eating of the newbies!

Aww, but Moooom, I just, I just....

Uh-uh! What did I say now? Now go eat your Soylent Green.

You know, it's been a few years since I read it, but I don't remember so much as one line implying that it was anything other than soya and lentils.  Now, 'Half-Past Human' on the other hand...

[Zedd]

>.< No eating of the newbies!

Aww, but Moooom, I just, I just....

Uh-uh! What did I say now? Now go eat your Soylent Green.

You know, it's been a few years since I read it, but I don't remember so much as one line implying that it was anything other than soya and lentils. Now, 'Half-Past Human' on the other hand...

I finished my plate do I get pie yet? 

[Tapewolf]

Uh-uh! What did I say now? Now go eat your Soylent Green.

I finished my plate do I get pie yet? 

Since you asked so nicely in the baking thread, here you go:



And yeah, welcome aboard, TGR.  Blade may or may not turn up later with her customary welcoming gift of sugar.  If she's too busy, I'm sure someone else will provide.  If she turns up later, you'll have two of them

[heads off muttering 'I was not always as you see me now..']

[Boog]

*Sidles out of nearby closet* Welcome to the forums, TGR. Hope you enjoy your stay, play nice with the other forumites, avoid anybody who just sits and smiles at you for any amount of time, yadda yadda. Oh, and don't eat the muffins. Just a teensy bit of advice there.

[Dakata]

Yay! Boogey came out of the closet!

Don't believe anything Oogie Boogie says. He's a liar. *Noogies Boogey*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Nummy pie! nyomnyomnyomnyomnyom!

... pie is people? Or is it the Soylent Green in there?