New Person... well... kind of.

[Faerie Alex]

Do you like children? Just a question.

*shivers* depends...  is it possible to like little anklebiters who scream until your ears explode?

No

Welcome and stuff.

[Darkmoon]

They're not complete assholes.  Well, llearch isn't, anyway.

Indeed. I would not, however, do anything overt at the outset. My guidelines on the matter are quite specific, and I follow them to the letter.

At first, I will simply act cold and rude (which isn't far off from my normal demeanor).

However, over time, the list I slowly build of all your faults and improper actions grows.

One day, you'll do something, and someone won't like it, and that is when I will silently strike. It was be cool, calculated... surgical.

By the time they realize you aren't posting here anymore, I will have moved onto someone else.

That is what I'd do.

[Kuari]

They're not complete assholes.  Well, llearch isn't, anyway.

Indeed. I would not, however, do anything overt at the outset. My guidelines on the matter are quite specific, and I follow them to the letter.

At first, I will simply act cold and rude (which isn't far off from my normal demeanor).

However, over time, the list I slowly build of all your faults and improper actions grows.

One day, you'll do something, and someone won't like it, and that is when I will silently strike. It was be cool, calculated... surgical.

By the time they realize you aren't posting here anymore, I will have moved onto someone else.

That is what I'd do.

ok Darkbu...  err...  I mean moon :p  yes, moon as in the one in the sky, not the other moon..  err...  I said too much *runs*

[Darkmoon]

Oh yes, how creative, because I haven't heard that one before.

[Kuari]

Oh yes, how creative, because I haven't heard that one before.

Heh, well if you're going to pick on me, you can expect it right back :p

[Zina]

If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.

[xHaZxMaTx]

D'Moon's above that, anyway, so your efforts are futile.  Have a nice day.

[Kuari]

If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.

Meh, only so clever you can be about certain things if you don't know much about a person.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Or you could try not being clever.

[Zina]

Seems to be what they were doing. :o

[Darkmoon]

 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.

Meh, only so clever you can be about certain things if you don't know much about a person.

What, like, say:
"hey, have you been a minstrel in the past?" (Black & White Minstrels)
"Pink Floyd, right? (Dark Side Of The Moon)
"Are you a lunatic, or are you just coded that way?"
"Should we be objecting to the way you run your game, or just laying low and saying nothing?"


... this is what, 5 minutes thought on "darkmoon" with no other input. I -could- have done the same with your nick, but that'd be nasty, now, wouldn't it? ;-]

[Darkmoon]

"Your gaming group called. Since you've been gone, they've realized how necessary you really were. They want you to come home so that they can feel justifiably better about themselves in comparison to you."

[bill]

"ur a cock"

[Kuari]

If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.

Meh, only so clever you can be about certain things if you don't know much about a person.

What, like, say:
"hey, have you been a minstrel in the past?" (Black & White Minstrels)
"Pink Floyd, right? (Dark Side Of The Moon)
"Are you a lunatic, or are you just coded that way?"
"Should we be objecting to the way you run your game, or just laying low and saying nothing?"


... this is what, 5 minutes thought on "darkmoon" with no other input. I -could- have done the same with your nick, but that'd be nasty, now, wouldn't it? ;-]

I only see how the Pink Floyd and lunatic things fit in...  I never listen to Pink Floyd though.  But now you do have me curious about what you can come up with just with my name.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"Your gaming group called. Since you've been gone, they've realized how necessary you really were. They want you to come home so that they can feel justifiably better about themselves in comparison to you."

That would require knowing that you gamed, DM. While I do, I felt it was spoiling the challenge of coming up with abuse based on forum name only.

What, like, say:
"hey, have you been a minstrel in the past?" (Black & White Minstrels)
"Pink Floyd, right? (Dark Side Of The Moon)
"Are you a lunatic, or are you just coded that way?"
"Should we be objecting to the way you run your game, or just laying low and saying nothing?"


... this is what, 5 minutes thought on "darkmoon" with no other input. I -could- have done the same with your nick, but that'd be nasty, now, wouldn't it? ;-]

I only see how the Pink Floyd and lunatic things fit in...  I never listen to Pink Floyd though.  But now you do have me curious about what you can come up with just with my name.

Black and White Minstrels -> Dark and Moon.
The game one is referring to DM/GM.

As for your name - well, if you want...

Couldn't you spell Kauri correctly?
Why don't you make like a tree and leave?
You've only got half a double you there.
Is Kuari some sort of gourd?

... next task?

[Kuari]

Your next task is to explain how you got all those, lol

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.

Can we make fun of his clothes and fashion-sense then?
What about shoes?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Your next task is to explain how you got all those, lol

Kauri is a type of native New Zealand tree. That covers the first two.
"kua" is, under what I understand to be the general english spelling rules, pronounced "kwa" - hence "you've only got half the W there..."
The last is a freebie cheap shot. What can I say, I ran out of letters.

Can we make fun of his clothes and fashion-sense then?
What about shoes?

Darkmoon has shoes?

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Yes, of course. Haven't you ever heard of the The Shoe in the Moon? It was my favourite bedtime story growing up.

[TheGreyRonin]

 ...Then a former Star Wars geek could make an obscure reference to you being a telbun, and why do you guys wear dresses....Oops, that's a Kuati, nevermind...

But that would be a tad excessive and ridiculous, so I shall refrain.

[Zedd]

Yes, of course. Haven't you ever heard of the The Shoe in the Moon? It was my favourite bedtime story growing up.

Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one night
     Sailed off in a wooden shoe,—
Sailed on a river of crystal light
     Into a sea of dew.
"Where are you going, and what do you wish?"
     The old moon asked the three.
"We have come to fish for the herring-fish
     That live in this beautiful sea;
     Nets of silver and gold have we,"
           Said Wynken,
           Blynken,
           And Nod.