This is positively messed up...

[Tapewolf]

http://www.swmoore.com/kt_fruitsandvegetables.html

[techmaster-glitch]

 
Whoa. That IS messed up, yet stangely halarious....

[Faerie Alex]

 

Oookaaayyy...I, er...didn't know fruits were carnivorous.

[Distracting]

...

Now I'm gonna feel guilty about eating fruit and vegetables.

[bill]

An amazing work of art. A stunning tour-de-force!

[Netami]

Green peppers are pedophiles?

[Kryptic]

Now I know who came up with "Don't Play with your food."


That guy's mom.

[Zedd]

Ooh snap...But the other stuff...Im not really keen on it

[RJ]

...



That was awesome.

[Jim Halisstrad]

I have a new hero.

[techmaster-glitch]

Who? Tapewolf, or one of the fruits?

[Zedd]

Im sure his fursonia is an apple now

[thegayhare]

Im sure his fursonia is an apple now

wouldn't that be a fruitsona?

[Jigsaw Forte]

Im sure his fursonia is an apple now

wouldn't that be a fruitsona?

We have a new favorite word!

[superluser]

Oookaaayyy...I, er...didn't know fruits were carnivorous.

I think technically they're herbivores.

[techmaster-glitch]

Lol, that and I think the word he was looking for was "cannibals" 

[thegayhare]

wouldn't that be a fruitsona?

We have a new favorite word!

you know the wierdest thought just popped into my head... 

[superluser]

wouldn't that be a fruitsona?

We have a new favorite word!

you know the wierdest thought just popped into my head...

Run!  It's a fruitsuiter!  And yes, TGH, in accordance with what I suspect your thought was, this was taken at a gay pride parade.

[Feroluce]

lol, that was just funny.

[thegayhare]

Run!  It's a fruitsuiter!  And yes, TGH, in accordance with what I suspect your thought was, this was taken at a gay pride parade.

LOL
close but no cigar. 
I'm going to try and trade cookies to an artist at AC to get my Idea drawn
*giggles*

[Brunhidden]

I find it mildly disturbing that this in no way disrupts my appetite.... in fact i want a salad now.

keep in mind that i have eaten roadkill deer, pheasant some other hunter didn't get to in time, and a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder- just about anything unable to sue me can be considered dinner.

Call me a monster if you will, but I still have the moral high ground even when crushing your skulls like overripe pumpkins. Adds a bit of a sting doesn't it?

[RJ]

...a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder

I'm never going near your bird feeders.

[Zedd]

...a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder

I'm never going near your bird feeders.

Eat much you like but not the feeder its self!

[Tapewolf]

keep in mind that i have eaten roadkill deer, pheasant some other hunter didn't get to in time, and a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder- just about anything unable to sue me can be considered dinner.

My father, in his wicked and misspent youth, had a thing for living rough.  With a huge expanse of open fields at his disposal he used to build little shelters with a friend and they would set snares for rabbits, which they would cook over an open fire.
One day the snare contained the tomcat from next door.

Im sure his fursona is an apple now

I had no idea what you were talking about, but it looks like the link is out.  That or I've blocked FA locally from work

[Arcalane]

Bizarrest thing I've seen all morning. The world never ceases to amaze me.

That and human stupidity.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

One day the snare contained the tomcat from next door.

Heh. Let me guess, they had dinner anyway?

[Tapewolf]

Heh. Let me guess, they had dinner anyway?

They had to dispose of the evidence somehow. 

[Jim Halisstrad]

That, and few men can resist eating pu*is shot*

[superluser]

[uses the Fruit of the Loom fruitsuiters as an avatar]

You know, I should have expected that.  And looking back at it, I kinda did.

[Brunhidden]

...a few squirrels who were on the bird feeder

I'm never going near your bird feeders.

When you cant leave the house for a week due to three feet of snow cute things ten feet from your window start to look pretty tasty, root cellars don't store enough for a winter famine without taking a trip to a grocery store every so often. The birds were way too hard to shoot anyways.

my dad shot cats too, cause he didn't like cats. He said a boy is not a man until he buries a body in the woods so he always gave evidence disposal to me.

But being a hillbilly in a swamp is the reason i am such a strange and mildly disturbing individual today, i would not be worth reading if i had not been messed up would i?

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