[I.G.C. Chapter 05]

Started by Starcat5, November 14, 2025, 01:56:34 PM

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Starcat5

05-01 - Ernst is not having a good time

Oops! Turns out Ernst thought that "innocent until proven guilty" was a thing in this kingdom. Sorry bud, but it is actually "guilty until proven executed".  :<
Conservative Democrat or Liberal Republican: You decide!
The Centrist line has moved a long way to the Right over the years.

I'd argue that's a horribly shallow argument, except it's completely true. ~ooklah

ProfesseurRenard

Quote from: Starcat5 on November 14, 2025, 01:56:34 PM05-01 - Ernst is not having a good time

Oops! Turns out Ernst thought that "innocent until proven guilty" was a thing in this kingdom. Sorry bud, but it is actually "guilty until proven executed".  :<

Dear lord do I miss the 'applaud' function.

Hope Aisha pulls through on her dramatic rescue.

ProfesseurRenard

05-02 - Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock

Now I'm curious what a shattered guillotine blade would look like...

Starcat5

05-04 - Looks like Ernst is getting an axe for Christmas

Careful there. Things might be worse than you know. The blighter behind the Soul Trafficking Ring will be there. I don't know how subtle Soul Snatching spells are, so there is a chance your suffering won't end with your bodily functions.  :<
Conservative Democrat or Liberal Republican: You decide!
The Centrist line has moved a long way to the Right over the years.

I'd argue that's a horribly shallow argument, except it's completely true. ~ooklah

ProfesseurRenard

Quote from: Starcat5 on December 20, 2025, 07:54:17 AM05-04 - Looks like Ernst is getting an axe for Christmas

Careful there. Things might be worse than you know. The blighter behind the Soul Trafficking Ring will be there. I don't know how subtle Soul Snatching spells are, so there is a chance your suffering won't end with your bodily functions.  :<

That is a horrifying thought.

Come on, Risen, mi amiga, don't let us down.

Starcat5

05-06 - Last words

As far as "No, YOU!" goes, this was a good one.
Conservative Democrat or Liberal Republican: You decide!
The Centrist line has moved a long way to the Right over the years.

I'd argue that's a horribly shallow argument, except it's completely true. ~ooklah

ProfesseurRenard

Quote from: Starcat5 on January 10, 2026, 07:28:51 AM05-06 - Last words

As far as "No, YOU!" goes, this was a good one.

Indeed.

Starcat5

05-07 - This would be more dramatic if he didn't also appear in Dark Lord Rising

On top of what the title says, that is NOT the sound of an axe lodging itself into an execution block. More like Wolverine unsheathing his claws.  >:3
Conservative Democrat or Liberal Republican: You decide!
The Centrist line has moved a long way to the Right over the years.

I'd argue that's a horribly shallow argument, except it's completely true. ~ooklah

ProfesseurRenard

Quote from: Starcat5 on January 16, 2026, 11:07:10 PM05-07 - This would be more dramatic if he didn't also appear in Dark Lord Rising

On top of what the title says, that is NOT the sound of an axe lodging itself into an execution block. More like Wolverine unsheathing his claws.  >:3

Heh, indeed. Sounds like the condemned (to whit, Ernst) got some unexpected legal aid.