Conversing using only Monty Python lines!

[Dicey]

Someone started a thread like this in another forum and I enjoyed it so much I thought I'd start one here as well.

So anyway. Here's the deal. In this thread we have a conversation using ONLY lines that appeared in Monty Python sketches or films. And the rules are:

1. Only one line per post.
2. The line following (posted by another person) should be from a different sketch/film. We don't want this to turn into a line-by-line thread.
3. The lines should logically fit into each other. An occasional random outburst ("Lemon Curry?") is OK, but this shouldn't turn into posting of random MP quotes.
4. If you need to comment or ask something, please use italics and small font - but don't overuse it.
5. Have fun!

And now...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

For something completely different.

[Dannysaysnoo]

A man with three buttocks.

[Dicey]

... Just like my dear papaaaa.

[Dannysaysnoo]

It's only a model...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

It's pining for the fjords.

[Dannysaysnoo]

PINING FOR THE FJORDS?

[Dicey]

I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Count to four.

[Dicey]

No, this is a tobacconist's.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Any red leicester?

[Dannysaysnoo]

LION TAMING!

[VSMIT]

The Larch.

[Dannysaysnoo]

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU T*T!

[VSMIT]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Dicey]

Do you know what happens to your kind? Crucifixion!

[Cogidubnus]

Well, I wasn't expecting some sort of Spanish Inquisition.

[Dannysaysnoo]

How to defend yourself against a raspberry, Without a gun!

[VSMIT]

Gangs of left turn signs have been spotted terrorizing the city.

[Dicey]

Aaaargh.

[Darkdragon]

Not another shrubbery!

[Dicey]

What about a pointy stick?

[VSMIT]

I'm amazed nobody's done this one yet.

IT'S!

[xHaZxMaTx]

What, the curtains?

[Dicey]

No! No, no no... Yes.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

A... herring!

[Cogidubnus]

*organ blares*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Let us begin. Would you like to give up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think.

[Dannysaysnoo]

No.

[Dicey]

Schh!