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Title: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Wallaby Warrior on October 03, 2010, 03:13:09 AM
My Pokemon Sapphire cartridge, since my save gets deleted every time I plug it in.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: nevwyn on October 03, 2010, 04:50:00 AM
My sister's fiancee during hockey season, keeps waking me up from my pre-work nap when the game is on.  :kruger

Other then that I think I would like to feed a Warp-Aci 6am on my day off  :mowmeep
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Grey Wolf on October 03, 2010, 11:38:01 AM
Government homework.
Just try to convince me that "my warp-aci ate my homework" isn't the most common excuse used by cubi and 16-year-old, female creatures/beings.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: jeffh4 on October 04, 2010, 10:04:32 AM
Anyone involved with the Tea Party "movement."
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Netrogo on October 04, 2010, 11:09:22 AM
My crappy, living room, cordless phone. Thing won't hold a charge for longer then fifteen minutes, and it hates my best friend for some reason since the calls to him always fuck up on this phone only.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Anker Steadfast on October 04, 2010, 07:10:51 PM
My parking bills.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Inumo on October 04, 2010, 07:15:07 PM
My bass 5 player. Not his drum, though.

And whoever harassed my aunt/band director.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: AmigaDragon on October 05, 2010, 03:18:44 PM
My sister's grumpy cat (we're cat-sitting til she has a kid).
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Shachza on October 05, 2010, 03:24:20 PM
Me.   :)

What?  I want to go on a crazy amazonian pygmy shrew adventure like Wildy!
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: 127.0.0.2 on October 05, 2010, 06:31:15 PM
That large assortment of fireworks we have left from last year.
After I've sparked them, of course.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on October 06, 2010, 08:40:52 PM
Quote from: Shachza on October 05, 2010, 03:24:20 PM
Me.   :)

What?  I want to go on a crazy amazonian pygmy shrew adventure like Wildy!

I second this!  :cheers

Plus it's a really cheap way to visit another place, without having to deal with airports or planes, etc.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: 127.0.0.2 on October 07, 2010, 06:16:47 AM
Quote from: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on October 06, 2010, 08:40:52 PM
Plus it's a really cheap way to visit another place, without having to deal with airports or planes, etc.

Except of course that you have no way of knowing which place you'll visit.
Then again, this doesn't have to be a disadvantage...
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Evilkritter on October 07, 2010, 12:10:31 PM
Mrs. A Zetavia, if you have a Warp-Aci you can go ANYWHERE without dealing with planes...unless you use it to get on a plane...

127.0.0.2, you are a genius, but with the comedic luck of the DMFA universe it would be like "Eat them now now now! Good! Why do I still hear-" *turn around* "-Hocrap-" *BOOM*.

But to answer the question, I would have it eat all of the spiders in my house. Hopefully most of them wouldn't appear on me, or at least some of them.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on October 07, 2010, 06:38:15 PM
Quote from: Evilkritter on October 07, 2010, 12:10:31 PM
Mrs. A Zetavia, if you have a Warp-Aci you can go ANYWHERE without dealing with planes...unless you use it to get on a plane...

Personally, I wouldn't want to have/own a Warp-Aci, just not my thing; but if I came across one the fact of being eaten by it and landing somewhere random seems like a inexpensive grand adventure to me. :3

Plus if I did warp on a plane I might be arrested for being a terrorist or something.....

"Oh My God! This random person with a creepy glow-rat appeared, it's an attack!!"

Yeah, no jail for me please...... :sweatdrop

Quote from: 127.0.0.2 on October 07, 2010, 06:16:47 AM
Quote from: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on October 06, 2010, 08:40:52 PM
Plus it's a really cheap way to visit another place, without having to deal with airports or planes, etc.

Except of course that you have no way of knowing which place you'll visit.
Then again, this doesn't have to be a disadvantage...

I like my spontaneity every once in awhile. Who knows I might end up in the exact same place as your fireworks, so that way I can watch them...........and hopefully, not be blown up by them...... :eek
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: SilentSoror on October 08, 2010, 12:40:11 PM
The next person to gravely offend or anger me.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Mao on October 08, 2010, 01:24:12 PM
Oh!  Oh!  Does that include me?  That'd be awesome. 8D
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: SilentSoror on October 08, 2010, 05:42:37 PM
Yes, but only because it would be awesome. 8P
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: That_wolf on October 08, 2010, 06:43:31 PM
This junky drawing I drew in 6th grade. My mom keeps it in my room and to be honest, I suck at drawing anything more complex than a stick figure in clothes.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: SquirrelWizard on October 09, 2010, 10:52:23 AM
so what happens if two warp aci eat each other at the same time? Does it tear a hole in the fabric of space and time?
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Shachza on October 09, 2010, 12:10:43 PM
Nah.  One goes to Universe 1, and the other goes to Universe A.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: ChaosMageX on October 09, 2010, 10:30:32 PM
Quote from: Shachza on October 09, 2010, 12:10:43 PM
Nah.  One goes to Universe 1, and the other goes to Universe A.

Futurama reference FTW!

As for me, I wouldn't mind having a warp-aci eat off some of those promotional toys and cheap crappy items I end up dragging home by the bagful from every career fair, convention, seminar, etc that I go to.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Unsilenced on October 10, 2010, 12:54:11 AM
"Name one object belonging to you"

Quote from: jeffh4 on October 04, 2010, 10:04:32 AM
Anyone involved with the Tea Party "movement."

Um...

I think the 13th amendment might have something to say about that.



Anyways, I don't know...

Could be great for taking out the trash. Other than that, I don't own many things I want to get rid of. I mean, I wouldn't own them if I didn't want or need them.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Anker Steadfast on October 10, 2010, 10:14:01 AM
Quote from: Unsilenced on October 10, 2010, 12:54:11 AM"Name one object belonging to you"
Quote from: jeffh4 on October 04, 2010, 10:04:32 AMAnyone involved with the Tea Party "movement."

Um...

I think the 13th amendment might have something to say about that.

Just eat their teapot then! :)
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Attic Rat on October 10, 2010, 11:33:45 PM
An HP 5246L "lab-quality" frequency counter with a nixie-tube readout and 3 GHz downconverter. Why? Just to confuse whoever stumbles across it on that island.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Castle Pokemetroid on October 11, 2010, 12:37:11 AM
I would try to feed it to itself just to see if it would work.

That or something larger than the warp aci itself.

I'm not sure if that would work, though...
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: 127.0.0.2 on October 11, 2010, 05:07:06 AM
Quote from: Attic Rat on October 10, 2010, 11:33:45 PM
An HP 5246L "lab-quality" frequency counter with a nixie-tube readout and 3 GHz downconverter. Why? Just to confuse whoever stumbles across it on that island.

I like the general idea, though chances are they'd simply eat it... (again)
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Anker Steadfast on October 11, 2010, 07:45:17 AM
Quote from: Attic Rat on October 10, 2010, 11:33:45 PM
An HP 5246L "lab-quality" frequency counter with a nixie-tube readout and 3 GHz downconverter. Why? Just to confuse whoever stumbles across it on that island.

I raise you a Fujikura Arc Fusion Splicer ... which, coincidentally, i *do* know how to use. 

(http://www.fiberbd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fujikura-arc-fusion-splicer-fsm-50s-01.jpg)
Said fusion splicer.

Alternatively, we could go with an Optical Time Domain Reflectometer.

(http://www.fiberoptics4sale.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/otdr-yokogawa-aq7270-1.jpg)


Yeah, I have been working on fiber optics.

:D
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Ryy Lazurus on October 11, 2010, 01:14:29 PM
Right now it would have to be the DVD I bought and watched yesterday (The Hills Run Red). It was a two for one offer (I wanted the Twilight Zone movie. No regrets there). While there where some good ideas in the flick, It was poorly exucuted and kind of boring with some really crap FX.

So I'd feed my Warp-Aci The Hills Run Red DVD.

F^$K You Fangora!
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Tapewolf on October 11, 2010, 01:39:42 PM
I have a spool of old Ampex 456, the unstable stuff from the California plant that breaks down and becomes sticky.  I think it would be interesting to see what would happen if all 2400 feet were despooled into the warp-aci like a half-mile strand of spaghetti.

It would take quite an attention span, though.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Shachza on October 11, 2010, 03:31:36 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 11, 2010, 01:39:42 PM
I have a spool of old Ampex 456, the unstable stuff from the California plant that breaks down and becomes sticky.  I think it would be interesting to see what would happen if all 2400 feet were despooled into the warp-aci like a half-mile strand of spaghetti.

It would take quite an attention span, though.

Oh god, the whiplash on that spaghetti would be phenomenal!  You'd have sauce covering everything in a 10 foot radius around the Warp Aci.

Quote from: Attic Rat on October 10, 2010, 11:33:45 PM
An HP 5246L "lab-quality" frequency counter with a nixie-tube readout and 3 GHz downconverter. Why? Just to confuse whoever stumbles across it on that island.

If we're going for sheer WTF value then I'd feed it a dumptruck load of Super Balls.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Sunblink on October 11, 2010, 04:36:33 PM
The family of daddy long legs that moved into my closet and is preventing me from taking an actual inventory of the stuff I'd like to get rid of, FFFFFFFFFFFF.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: VAE on October 11, 2010, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on October 11, 2010, 04:36:33 PM
The family of daddy long legs that moved into my closet and is preventing me from taking an actual inventory of the stuff I'd like to get rid of, FFFFFFFFFFFF.

You hate spiders too?
One of the reasons why i like cats so much... one finds only disembodied legs from various type of spiders lying around the house.

back to the topic... i guess the empty coke cans and other mess on my floor... and perhaps the germs who made their new home in my breathing tract!
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Attic Rat on October 11, 2010, 08:23:41 PM
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on October 11, 2010, 07:45:17 AM
Quote from: Attic Rat on October 10, 2010, 11:33:45 PM
An HP 5246L "lab-quality" frequency counter with a nixie-tube readout and 3 GHz downconverter. Why? Just to confuse whoever stumbles across it on that island.

I raise you a Fujikura Arc Fusion Splicer ... which, coincidentally, i *do* know how to use. 

(http://www.fiberbd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fujikura-arc-fusion-splicer-fsm-50s-01.jpg)
Said fusion splicer.

Alternatively, we could go with an Optical Time Domain Reflectometer.

(http://www.fiberoptics4sale.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/otdr-yokogawa-aq7270-1.jpg)


Yeah, I have been working on fiber optics.

:D

Impressive! Nothing says "Painstaking, tedious, have-to-get-it-right" like fiber optic cabling.
On the other hand... I actually OWN the frequency counter. You can't feed the Warp Aci stuff you don't own. It says so right at the top of the thread. Too bad... It'd be a fun way to deliver the USS Constitution to that island, while giving the Warp Aci and real workout it won't soon forget.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: Anker Steadfast on October 12, 2010, 07:32:49 AM
Quote from: Attic Rat on October 11, 2010, 08:23:41 PMImpressive! Nothing says "Painstaking, tedious, have-to-get-it-right" like fiber optic cabling.

Yeah, we had a guy in our group that kept making a hash of things and he couldn't figure out why.
Turned out it was because he was a smoker.

How many mechanical things out there can be defeated by smoke ?

And then offcourse there's the name of it, an Arc Fusion Splicer !!
It sounds like it's nuclear powered or something !
That and it looks like the insides of RoboCop.

:D

Quote from: Attic Rat on October 11, 2010, 08:23:41 PMOn the other hand... I actually OWN the frequency counter. You can't feed the Warp Aci stuff you don't own. It says so right at the top of the thread.

Oh damn, I had forgotten about that.

Quote from: Attic Rat on October 11, 2010, 08:23:41 PMToo bad... It'd be a fun way to deliver the USS Constitution to that island, while giving the Warp Aci and real workout it won't soon forget.

Or a lawyer perhaps ?
Or some of the old ustbuckets of cars out there on the roads ?
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: SilentSoror on October 13, 2010, 01:08:26 PM
oh yeah I guess I could let my Warp Aci eat Mao, even if it would be awesome.

I would feed the Warp Aci the evidence

Maybe I could slip Mao into an Enigma Hole.
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: AmigaDragon on October 13, 2010, 01:32:01 PM
my tinnitus (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_659.php).
Title: Re: Name one object belonging to you you wouldn't mind a Warp-Aci eating.
Post by: iceick on October 14, 2010, 01:23:11 AM
My VCR that eats every tape put into it. :kruger

On a side note, I would love to watch it eat all those over-paid politicians. :mwaha