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Title: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: The_one_who_is_odd on April 09, 2010, 01:02:51 AM
Whoa that has definitely gotta be the biggest couch I've ever seen
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Demont on April 09, 2010, 01:23:53 AM
I wanna couch that big.  :erk
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: RandomMetaphysics on April 09, 2010, 01:32:12 AM
Well that was a nice surprise :boogie
Hehe. This makes me wonder where she even got a couch that big.
Also, Dan isn't alone. I too am curious about how big her bed is :mowdizzy  
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: InsanityRequiem on April 09, 2010, 01:33:06 AM
Bwehehahaha. She's got the best face ever. >:3
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Prroul on April 09, 2010, 01:33:10 AM
You know, I just thought of something...

Miss Soulstealer is of the opinion that Dan is currently dating her daughter.

So what happens to Dan when she realizes that Dan is cheating on her?

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: RandomMetaphysics on April 09, 2010, 01:38:03 AM
Quote from: Prroul on April 09, 2010, 01:33:10 AM
You know, I just thought of something...

Miss Soulstealer is of the opinion that Dan is currently dating her daughter.

So what happens to Dan when she realizes that Dan is cheating on her?

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN

Part of me says Kria would go berserk should the situation arise.
The other part of my brain is telling me that she'll say "Well... he is a Incubus."
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: InsanityRequiem on April 09, 2010, 01:54:51 AM
And a part of me thinks that when/if Kria finds out, she may go to Lorenda to see if she'll go 'demon/rage' on Dan, and learn the truth that it was a lie!
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Drayco84 on April 09, 2010, 02:10:31 AM
For the couch... Well, she -is- a taur. It stands to reason that they'd need a lot of space for something like that. (Imagine Matilda lying down and sleeping... LOOOOOTS of space needed there...)

Quote from: Prroul on April 09, 2010, 01:33:10 AM
You know, I just thought of something...

Miss Soulstealer is of the opinion that Dan is currently dating her daughter.

So what happens to Dan when she realizes that Dan is cheating on her?

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN
This could be one of three four possibilities...

One: {Normal logic} Kria goes into a rage about Dan cheating on her daughter.
Two: {Demon Logic} See above, then Kria adds that Dan would make an excellent son-in-law.
Three: {Kria Logic} Kria is surprised by Dan's behavior, then quickly concludes that Dan is a harem man, and then asks if he'd like an older woman for his 'collection'. (Three guess who she means, and the first two don't count!)
Four: {Amber Logic} Three words... Fnarfin'... COP... OUT...

EDIT: Oh yeah, Amber's Yawn Count went up by three! http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_765.php (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_765.php)
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Gamma on April 09, 2010, 02:19:59 AM
Quote from: InsanityRequiem on April 09, 2010, 01:54:51 AM
And a part of me thinks that when/if Kria finds out, she may go to Lorenda to see if she'll go 'demon/rage' on Dan, and learn the truth that it was a lie!
Pi is no lie on the day that pigs fly
Soaring so high in the nights sky
On a whim and prayer but never shall be there.

I really have no idea where that came from. :, My gosh an original idea from my head! Today Pigs do fly!
/retard

Any-Who (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who), Matilda does look deviously cute in the last panel, it suits her. I much theorized that her needs for seating and the like would be most odd, forced to stand or lay down in most public places. I do wonder if her beneficiaries* make special accommodations for her if/when she visits?

*See her character profile (http://www.missmab.com/Cast/matilda.php), end of line two of the personality section.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Congo Jack on April 09, 2010, 02:44:29 AM
Quote from: RandomMetaphysics on April 09, 2010, 01:38:03 AM
she'll say "Well... he is a Incubus."
And I HATE incubi. :)

Also, I have a thought that Matilda's bed may be the big red-hot frying pan. :erk
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Jairus on April 09, 2010, 03:18:15 AM
Man, they're a cute couple. Also, I guess this shoots down the possibility of those two having done anything last night. And yes, that's a big couch. It reminds me of Austin Powers' rotating bed on his airplane.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Brownie on April 09, 2010, 05:50:23 AM
Most people's houses couldn't fit a couch that big. Lucky Matilda seems to be an exception to everything except lovable and awesome.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Jack McSlay on April 09, 2010, 06:33:06 AM
Thi biggest problem isn't if the couch fits in there, but how damn big is the doorway that made it possible to put that couch there.

Also, Dan's teeth!
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: MT Hazard on April 09, 2010, 06:35:28 AM
Having noticed that both Dan and Abel (two people who apparently need little sleep) have slept in till noon I have to wonder at any connection to the plan half the world will sleep though.

Quote from: Jack McSlay on April 09, 2010, 06:33:06 AM
Thi biggest problem isn't if the couch fits in there, but how damn big is the doorway that made it possible to put that couch there.

Also, Dan's teeth!

A wizard did it, a wizard who works for a moving company.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Jasonrevall on April 09, 2010, 07:31:09 AM
Dan's yawn is so cute. Those beautiful teeth with those cute closed kitty eyes.

Also about the dieing electronic pointing devices named after tiny pesky mammals. I myself have been getting bad mice recently. One of my newly acquired ones broke and my new one double clicks on its own. I'm guessing it's a world wide conspiracy so they can reveal the next line of electronic pointing devices and we all feel the need to buy them cause we hate mice now!

Just for those of you who are always serious, that was a joke.

Also purple round couch rocks.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Kuari on April 09, 2010, 07:31:46 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on April 09, 2010, 02:10:31 AM
For the couch... Well, she -is- a taur. It stands to reason that they'd need a lot of space for something like that. (Imagine Matilda lying down and sleeping... LOOOOOTS of space needed there...)

Quote from: Prroul on April 09, 2010, 01:33:10 AM
You know, I just thought of something...

Miss Soulstealer is of the opinion that Dan is currently dating her daughter.

So what happens to Dan when she realizes that Dan is cheating on her?

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN
This could be one of three four possibilities...

One: {Normal logic} Kria goes into a rage about Dan cheating on her daughter.
Two: {Demon Logic} See above, then Kria adds that Dan would make an excellent son-in-law.
Three: {Kria Logic} Kria is surprised by Dan's behavior, then quickly concludes that Dan is a harem man, and then asks if he'd like an older woman for his 'collection'. (Three guess who she means, and the first two don't count!)
Four: {Amber Logic} Three words... Fnarfin'... COP... OUT...

EDIT: Oh yeah, Amber's Yawn Count went up by three! http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_765.php (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_765.php)

Do remember this is the person who ate her husband for cheating...  though he WAS a being...  hmm.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Timothy on April 09, 2010, 07:39:42 AM
Awesome faces today ... talk about a toothy grin Dan.   :)
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: AGE00 on April 09, 2010, 08:04:41 AM
Quote from: Jack McSlay on April 09, 2010, 06:33:06 AM
The biggest problem isn't if the couch fits in there, but how damn big is the doorway that made it possible to put that couch there?

You could bring the parts in separately and assemble them in situ. That's how I got my current couch into my living room. Of course, my couch is an oversized, slippery piece of garbage, but that isn't pertinent.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Alondro on April 09, 2010, 08:08:36 AM
Dan has fangs!  He's a vampire! 

I guess this means he'll have to move to Oregon and be all moody and brooding all the time and sparkle in sunlight. 

I have mice die all the time.  Thousands of them.  I kill them... then take their bodies apart... for experiments...  I am filled with evil.   :kruger
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Daymond42 on April 09, 2010, 09:14:56 AM
The terrible part of my brain says, "Dan! Matilda! There's never a wrong time to check out the bed!" :D

... but that'd be bad of me to say that. *nods*
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Hanii Puppy on April 09, 2010, 09:17:29 AM
Quote from: Alondro on April 09, 2010, 08:08:36 AM
Dan has fangs!  He's a vampire! 

So he's now a vampire-cubi with notions of being a ... being who kills demons, and someone who the undead think is an angel?

Headexplody :B :U
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Pagan on April 09, 2010, 09:24:54 AM
Well. That subverted expectations. This coming from Amber, I am not surprised.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: A. Lurker on April 09, 2010, 09:40:44 AM
I'm honestly not too worried about Kria's reaction at the moment.

First, she'd have to find out about Dan's date with Matilda. She probably doesn't have some handy magical boyfriend alarm set to monitor Dan's slightest move, so she'll have to discover it just like everybody else.

Second, it's not necessarily a given that she fully believes the whole 'boyfriend' story in the first place. That 'revelation' was just a little bit too convenient, and Kria isn't stupid; but I wouldn't put it past her to run with it anyway just for a chance to stick one to Aliph. (The two may be family, but I did get the feeling that while they may go through the obligatory motions they don't necessarily like each other all that much.)

Third, given that Dan supposedly cheated on Lorenda, not her, Kria might well decide that her daughter should have dibs on revenge. Not that she wouldn't enthusiastically support it, but if she talks to Lorenda first instead of just running out to lop off Dan's head all by her lonesome, there's a fair chance that she'll find out that the two aren't actually an item.

And fourth...Dan is an Incubus. A young one, to be sure, but still. (I'm not sure right now whether Kria knows he's been to SAIA already, but I'm pretty sure she does remember that nasty bit of business involving Aniz, Abel, and Fa'lina.) And the 'hussy' he supposedly 'cheated' Kria's darling daughter with is herself a Mythos of a not-exactly-harmless type. If nothing else, that might give Mrs. Soulstealer a moment's pause.

Besides, there's a bright side to consider: if Dan isn't Lorenda's boyfriend after all, that means he's once again potentially available...  :mowwink
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Tapewolf on April 09, 2010, 10:03:58 AM
Quote from: A. Lurker on April 09, 2010, 09:40:44 AM
Third, given that Dan supposedly cheated on Lorenda, not her, Kria might well decide that her daughter should have dibs on revenge.
Yes, that strikes me as very much the Demon Way.

QuoteAnd fourth...Dan is an Incubus. A young one, to be sure, but still. (I'm not sure right now whether Kria knows he's been to SAIA already, but I'm pretty sure she does remember that nasty bit of business involving Aniz, Abel, and Fa'lina.) And the 'hussy' he supposedly 'cheated' Kria's darling daughter with is herself a Mythos of a not-exactly-harmless type. If nothing else, that might give Mrs. Soulstealer a moment's pause.
'Cubi are usually weaker than Demons so I'm not sure she'd automatically think he's cool just because of that.  The fact that he's a Cyra 'Cubi would help, though.  However, if anything, I'd say it was his reputation for killing DP that would impress her.

And as Drayco implies, she might simply think it's part of the whole incubus seducer thing.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: joshofspam on April 09, 2010, 10:05:22 AM
I just love how Amber Likes to tease some of her fans.

Wait I sense a tremor in the fandom.

It is as though a million fan's cry out in anticipation only to be silenced by hard cold reality.

But at the very least she put in a good joke about the couch and the bed. ;)
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Scrap Fish on April 09, 2010, 10:39:51 AM
[/scandal]

Quote from: Alondro on April 09, 2010, 08:08:36 AM
Dan has fangs!  He's a vampire! 

I guess this means he'll have to move to Oregon and be all moody and brooding all the time and sparkle in sunlight. 
Aaaahhhh! Noooo! *garlic stake burn behead*

Quote from: Drayco84 on April 09, 2010, 02:10:31 AM
Two: {Demon Logic} See above, then Kria adds that Dan would make an excellent son-in-law.

EDIT: Oh yeah, Amber's Yawn Count went up by three! http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_765.php (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_765.php)
That seems about right, considering Kira's past actions.
Also, that page was my first reaction upon seeing the caption.

Quote from: Congo Jack on April 09, 2010, 02:44:29 AM
Also, I have a thought that Matilda's bed may be the big red-hot frying pan. :erk
Actually... That's quite possible once I think about it.

So, Dan spent the night on the couch. Not that anyone else is going to think that when he gets back to the lake around five P.M.
Hmm... That's potentially awkward. Time for a spontaneous adventure!
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Drayco84 on April 09, 2010, 10:47:34 AM
Quote from: Kuari on April 09, 2010, 07:31:46 AM
Do remember this is the person who ate her husband for cheating...  though he WAS a being...  hmm.
She was also pregnant at the time, and I hear all kinds of stories about how the smallest thing with make a pregnant woman explode into a violent, murderous rage. (Some of which have been told to me by my own mother, about when she was pregnant with me!) Plus, that was some-odd years ago. (And time changes things...) So, it's gonna be hard to tell with Kria.

Quote from: A. Lurker on April 09, 2010, 09:40:44 AM
I'm honestly not too worried about Kria's reaction at the moment.

First, she'd have to find out about Dan's date with Matilda. She probably doesn't have some handy magical boyfriend alarm set to monitor Dan's slightest move, so she'll have to discover it just like everybody else.
This is AMBER we're talking about. Since the results of this can ONLY end in a good punchline, it's not a matter of "If" but "When". MInd you, Abel could eventually begin a friendship with Lorenda with eventually becomes a romance. I'd better stop here as the Abel fanboys/girls are lighting their torches and sharpening their weapons of choice...
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Traveller on April 09, 2010, 10:48:25 AM
Aaaaaawwwww!

Is that a gleeful comment on how cute it is?  Or a pouting comment at the dashed hopes that Dan's night had been as, um, cathartic as Alexsi's?  ...Not telling.   :mowninja

(Now I want to know what DID happen, though.  And maybe, just maybe, the rating is low enough that we get to find out!)
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Scow2 on April 09, 2010, 10:50:53 AM
Why the heck does everyone believe the cast defaults to promiscuity?

Or can I say "See, I told you so!" about it?

And... it seems Dan turned down any sexual advances Matilda may have made or hinted at... both acting entirely in-character.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: jeffh4 on April 09, 2010, 11:02:05 AM
It does make me wonder what Matilda and Dan did to end the evening while sharing a drink or two.

Tiddlywinks?
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: D'ymkarra on April 09, 2010, 11:11:22 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on April 09, 2010, 02:10:31 AM
Quote from: Prroul on April 09, 2010, 01:33:10 AM
You know, I just thought of something...

Miss Soulstealer is of the opinion that Dan is currently dating her daughter.

So what happens to Dan when she realizes that Dan is cheating on her?

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN
This could be one of three four possibilities...

One: {Normal logic} Kria goes into a rage about Dan cheating on her daughter.
Two: {Demon Logic} See above, then Kria adds that Dan would make an excellent son-in-law.
Three: {Kria Logic} Kria is surprised by Dan's behavior, then quickly concludes that Dan is a harem man, and then asks if he'd like an older woman for his 'collection'. (Three guess who she means, and the first two don't count!)
Four: {Amber Logic} Three words... Fnarfin'... COP... OUT...

What I'm even more curious of, is being that Dan was unconcious/ injured/ out of earshot at the time Lorenda told Kria this, is he even aware that he's now supposedly dating Lorenda? It would seem that from here (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1044.php), it may have been discussed, but as usual, there's no way to know for certain  :erk
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Tapewolf on April 09, 2010, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: Scow2 on April 09, 2010, 10:50:53 AM
Why the heck does everyone believe the cast defaults to promiscuity?

QuoteAnd... it seems Dan turned down any sexual advances Matilda may have made or hinted at... both acting entirely in-character.

To answer both questions, it looks like it was not always that way:
http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_391.php

That and Dan is an incubus and rightly or wrongly, they seem to have a reputation for this.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Jasonrevall on April 09, 2010, 11:46:29 AM
Quote from: jeffh4 on April 09, 2010, 11:02:05 AM
It does make me wonder what Matilda and Dan did to end the evening while sharing a drink or two.

Tiddlywinks?

Monopoly and Fritos would be my guess. It makes for a fun night especially when you try to play two pieces at once.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Atharyn on April 09, 2010, 11:50:54 AM
First thought - dang!  Boy has teeth!  Those canines are friggin' huge.  (Is that what Pip sees in him?)

Second thought - While Kria did eat her husband for cheating on her, I would be surprised if there wasn't some magic spell to find out if two people had .. "dated."  You'd think in a world with both magic and a legal system SOMEONE would have done the magical math on that a long time ago.

Third - From what we've seen in the comic, Dan "powers up" (yes, lame choice of words) when someone is threatening him.  Look at the fight with Dark Pegasus when he was nearly killed early in the comic.  Then look at his latest fight with Dark Pegasus.  DP put his claws through a couple of Dan's important organs, and then Dan nearly took his arm off!  I think the entire second fight shows that Dan's "power" rises as the battle becomes more intense.  If Kria did try to kill him, he'd probably maul her in the process.

.. note I have no guesstimate on who would win that fight.  I'd lean towards Kria with her longer experience, but Dan has a habit of wtfkerpwning people who should out-class him.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Kenji on April 09, 2010, 11:51:36 AM
The bed certainly needs more tumble room than that.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Ghostwish on April 09, 2010, 11:56:33 AM
TEEF!

To comment on the rant, I wish I could help Amber.. I shelled out 90 bucks for this logitech G5 I have, and it's been going strong for roughly 2 years now. Very high precision mouse, and being a gamer I can assure you it gets a beating.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Fex on April 09, 2010, 12:14:17 PM
Quote from: Alondro on April 09, 2010, 08:08:36 AM
Dan has fangs!  He's a vampire! 

I guess this means he'll have to move to Oregon and be all moody and brooding all the time and sparkle in sunlight. 

I have mice die all the time.  Thousands of them.  I kill them... then take their bodies apart... for experiments...  I am filled with evil.   :kruger

You can also give your family one claiming that it is a diamond ring
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Scow2 on April 09, 2010, 12:21:06 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on April 09, 2010, 11:30:26 AM
To answer both questions, it looks like it was not always that way:
http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_391.php

That and Dan is an incubus and rightly or wrongly, they seem to have a reputation for this.
While it say's he used to have a strong interest in hitting-on/dating girls, he may be a bit more cautious when it actually comes down to doing anything with them. He'd get the emotional pleasure from mundane companionship and the anticipation of a "hot time", but keeps himself from actually committing to it because of the risks involved. Like dating between singles was before premarital intercourse became considered socially normal behavior forty years ago. So, he'd turn down an actual offer and be content with fantastic anticipation and mundane cheer from spending time with a female he likes. (I wish I could describe the psychology behind this in more detail.) Studies show relationships have a tendency to go downhill rapidly after they become "physical", supported by comparing the duration and success of long term chaste relationships between single people (mostly adolescents) and long-term sexual relationships, and also citing the success of the Marriage Counseling industry.

Meanwhile... it seems Matilda has been fangirling over Dan since they met. I cite the propensity of Mary Sue relationship fanfics as to why she'd make sexual advances to Dan.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Congo Jack on April 09, 2010, 12:25:02 PM
Quote from: Drayco84 on April 09, 2010, 02:10:31 AM
Quote from: Prroul on April 09, 2010, 01:33:10 AM
You know, I just thought of something...

Miss Soulstealer is of the opinion that Dan is currently dating her daughter.

So what happens to Dan when she realizes that Dan is cheating on her?

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN
This could be one of three four possibilities...

One: {Normal logic} Kria goes into a rage about Dan cheating on her daughter.
Two: {Demon Logic} See above, then Kria adds that Dan would make an excellent son-in-law.
Three: {Kria Logic} Kria is surprised by Dan's behavior, then quickly concludes that Dan is a harem man, and then asks if he'd like an older woman for his 'collection'. (Three guess who she means, and the first two don't count!)
Four: {Amber Logic} Three words... Fnarfin'... COP... OUT...
Or something like that:
Kria: Lorenda! I've seen your boyfriend with another girl!
Lorenda (sudden insight): I...dumped him yesterday.
Kria: Oh! Let's go to the beach to eat ice-cream and ogle surfers than!
Lorenda:...Okay.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: A. Lurker on April 09, 2010, 12:55:51 PM
Quote from: Drayco84 on April 09, 2010, 10:47:34 AM
This is AMBER we're talking about. Since the results of this can ONLY end in a good punchline, it's not a matter of "If" but "When".

Oh, I quite agree that it's a matter of "when". The timing on that "when", however, could just turn out to make the difference; if Kria were to hear of Dan's 'date' right on the following day (which is to say, the current one), that would prompt a quite different reaction from rumor only reaching her in a bunch of weeks and possibly after Lorenda has already come clean about lying about that whole 'boyfriend' thing.

(Which I imagine she will eventually; unless my reading of her is a long way off target, she's just not the type to be comfortable knowing she's lied to her own mother, even if it was in an emergency situation.)
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Naldru on April 09, 2010, 01:22:16 PM
Based upon this strip, does anybody else think that Kria might have been hinting to Lorenda that claiming Dan as her boyfriend would enable her to halt the fighting. (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_984.php)  After all, it's not as if Kria spent the last four hundred years knitting. (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_773.php)
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: The_one_who_is_odd on April 09, 2010, 01:27:00 PM
I think Matilda's last line implies that she ofered to bed him the night before...
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: A. Lurker on April 09, 2010, 04:49:12 PM
Quote from: Naldru on April 09, 2010, 01:22:16 PM
Based upon this strip, does anybody else think that Kria might have been hinting to Lorenda that claiming Dan as her boyfriend would enable her to halt the fighting. (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_984.php)  After all, it's not as if Kria spent the last four hundred years knitting. (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_773.php)

Wouldn't surprise me, anyway. When all else is said and done, it did rather seem that Kria wouldn't have been all that sorry to see Dan win and possibly even put an end to her brother's career for good.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Rambon on April 09, 2010, 06:41:52 PM
I now fear for Dan... Lets hope Kira won't do anything drastic. BY OUR STANDARDS!
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Shachza on April 09, 2010, 07:42:25 PM
Oh, behave Matilda!

/AustinPowers

Quote from: The_one_who_is_odd on April 09, 2010, 01:27:00 PM
I think Matilda's last line implies that she ofered to bed him the night before...

Look at his reaction, he already thought he was IN her bed.  So he obviously accepted...
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: taltamir on April 09, 2010, 09:10:26 PM
i don't see kria kill stealing from her daughter. plus she has been trying to encourage her daughter to flip out and slaughter things for a while...

so i see her going to her daughter with the info... MAYBE bringing a bound dan for her to mutilate.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Chairtastic on April 10, 2010, 12:40:00 AM
I concur with the previous comments made about Dan's teeth; except for the vampire related ones of course. :U


All this talk about Kria's reaction to Dan and Matilda dating makes me wonder how the rest of the Soulstealer family will react. I do not presume to know their characters well enough to develop a witty dialogue, though I'm sure someone will think of something hilarious. :V

[/serious]
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Madmann135 on April 10, 2010, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on April 09, 2010, 02:10:31 AM
For the couch... Well, she -is- a taur. It stands to reason that they'd need a lot of space for something like that. (Imagine Matilda lying down and sleeping... LOOOOOTS of space needed there...)

Quote from: Prroul on April 09, 2010, 01:33:10 AM
You know, I just thought of something...

Miss Soulstealer is of the opinion that Dan is currently dating her daughter.

So what happens to Dan when she realizes that Dan is cheating on her?

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN
This could be one of three four possibilities...

One: {Normal logic} Kria goes into a rage about Dan cheating on her daughter.
Two: {Demon Logic} See above, then Kria adds that Dan would make an excellent son-in-law.
Three: {Kria Logic} Kria is surprised by Dan's behavior, then quickly concludes that Dan is a harem man, and then asks if he'd like an older woman for his 'collection'. (Three guess who she means, and the first two don't count!)
Four: {Amber Logic} Three words... Fnarfin'... COP... OUT...


For some reason when I think Kira and her daughter's 'relationship' with Dan (and Dan's relationship with Matty), number 3 comes to mind.

Still after seeing Matty's couch an elegant and beautiful peace of furniture), I want to see her bed just for comparison purposes.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Prroul on April 10, 2010, 01:06:00 AM
Curse you for ruining my hopes for a humorous comic strip based on an obvious yet unwitting potential plot loophole with your cold, cruel logic. Curse you, CUUUUURRRRRSE YOOOOOO... oooooooh, cookies...  :mowcookie
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Mao on April 10, 2010, 08:40:00 AM
Oh no.  Please, no!  Don't lay on top of me attractive woman with whom I am dating!  That would be a horrible breach of my personal space, borderline on indecency!  I would never think indecent thoughts of you oh my fair lady!

...

;>.>

Little to the left please.. aaaaahhh yeah.  That's the spot.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Drayco84 on April 10, 2010, 11:42:19 AM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 10, 2010, 08:40:00 AM
Oh no.  Please, no!  Don't lay on top of me attractive woman with whom I am dating!  That would be a horrible breach of my personal space, borderline on indecency!  I would never think indecent thoughts of you oh my fair lady!

...

;>.>

Little to the left please.. aaaaahhh yeah.  That's the spot.
Uhhhhh... Mao? Excuse me for (maybe) correcting a mod, but this thread is (loosely) based on strip 1102, where Dan finds out he's on the couch. Strip 1103, topic here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,7268.0.html) is when Matilda lays down on top of Dan.
*Tries to sneak out of topic before he gets smited...*
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Anker Steadfast on April 10, 2010, 12:46:02 PM
If Kria finds out about Dan and Matilda's night out (which is likely, since she's spying on him), she might have to go trough another multiple choice selection (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_761.php), and might end up with "buy icecream".

:D
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Mao on April 10, 2010, 01:24:58 PM
Quote from: Drayco84 on April 10, 2010, 11:42:19 AM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 10, 2010, 08:40:00 AM
Oh no.  Please, no!  Don't lay on top of me attractive woman with whom I am dating!  That would be a horrible breach of my personal space, borderline on indecency!  I would never think indecent thoughts of you oh my fair lady!

...

;>.>

Little to the left please.. aaaaahhh yeah.  That's the spot.
Uhhhhh... Mao? Excuse me for (maybe) correcting a mod, but this thread is (loosely) based on strip 1102, where Dan finds out he's on the couch. Strip 1103, topic here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,7268.0.html) is when Matilda lays down on top of Dan.
*Tries to sneak out of topic before he gets smited...*

So it is and.. I'm not a mod.. unless they're pranking me again...
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Drayco84 on April 10, 2010, 01:37:25 PM
Huh... I thought you were... Whoops, my bad.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Mao on April 10, 2010, 01:42:18 PM
Newp.  If you'd read the rules page you'd have noted that my name isn't on the list of Admins. :P
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 10, 2010, 02:05:01 PM
I _could_ move the commentary to the right thread, but it's more amusing here. ;-]
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Mao on April 10, 2010, 02:23:25 PM
I'm fine with it staying here.  I think it's even funnier that someone thought I was a mod.  I'm pretty sure we tried that somewhere else and people *still* complain about it.  Which is why I'm still a mod there. XD
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Arcblade on April 10, 2010, 05:17:39 PM
That's what you get for being on familiar terms with the admins and people here.   :mowtongue
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Mao on April 10, 2010, 05:44:47 PM
It not my fault.  They just keep talking to me. :O
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Naldru on April 10, 2010, 07:09:53 PM
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on April 10, 2010, 12:46:02 PM
If Kria finds out about Dan and Matilda's night out (which is likely, since she's spying on him), she might have to go trough another multiple choice selection (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_761.php), and might end up with "buy icecream".

:D
Please note that Kria's analysis of her choices was not due to Jyrass's actions but to the fact that Lorenda was upset.  Unless Lorenda is upset, I see no reason for Kria to feel it necessary to do anything.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: AmigaDragon on April 10, 2010, 08:26:12 PM
Quote from: Jack McSlay on April 09, 2010, 06:33:06 AM
The biggest problem isn't if the couch fits in there, but how damn big is the doorway that made it possible to put that couch there?

Haven't you ever heard of "some assembly required"? :mowmeep

Quote from: Kuari on April 09, 2010, 07:31:46 AM
Do remember this is the person who ate her husband for cheating...  though he WAS a being...  hmm.

Do we know that Kria was actually married to Lorenda's father?

Quote from: Scow2 on April 09, 2010, 10:50:53 AM
Why the heck does everyone believe the cast defaults to promiscuity?

Or can I say "See, I told you so!" about it?

And... it seems Dan turned down any sexual advances Matilda may have made or hinted at... both acting entirely in-character.

Advances that she may or may not have made.

Quote from: Atharyn on April 09, 2010, 11:50:54 AM
If Kria did try to kill him, he'd probably maul her in the process.

.. note I have no guesstimate on who would win that fight.  I'd lean towards Kria with her longer experience, but Dan has a habit of wtfkerpwning people who should out-class him.

Kria may have centuries more experience, but what kind? In Abel's Story, we see her as a teacher, present at one massacre of beings and perhaps working at a hospital/nursing home. Dan has years of Adventurer experience killing demons and other creatures before coming into his cubi powers.

Quote from: taltamir on April 09, 2010, 09:10:26 PM
i don't see kria kill stealing from her daughter.

Stealing, perhaps not. Sharing, maybe.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Anker Steadfast on April 11, 2010, 01:20:58 AM
Quote from: Naldru on April 10, 2010, 07:09:53 PM
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on April 10, 2010, 12:46:02 PMIf Kria finds out about Dan and Matilda's night out (which is likely, since she's spying on him Jyrass and his friends), she might have to go trough another multiple choice selection (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_761.php), and might end up with "buy icecream".

:D
Please note that Kria's analysis of her choices was not due to Jyrass's actions but to the fact that Lorenda was upset.  Unless Lorenda is upset, I see no reason for Kria to feel it necessary to do anything.

In the case of Kria, I'm not sure a reason has to be there in order to do anything.
I was merely thinking of how she could react to this.
As in what the possibilities were.

After all - It's up to Amber (in Kria disguise) to figure out if she will make a scene out of it.
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: SCKnight14 on April 11, 2010, 02:20:49 PM
I wonder if Amber is going to show us Dan and Matilda kissing? Who else wants to see them kiss?
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: Anker Steadfast on April 11, 2010, 03:54:00 PM
Maybe they don't kiss in Furrae, but twist tails instead ?  :)
Title: Re: 04/09/10 [DMFA#1102] - Big Couch = Bigger bed?
Post by: SCKnight14 on April 11, 2010, 07:05:27 PM
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on April 11, 2010, 03:54:00 PM
Maybe they don't kiss in Furrae, but twist tails instead ?  :)

Good point.  Maybe on their second date Dan and Matilda will kiss...(Y'all keep your fingers cross!)