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Title: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Jack McSlay on June 22, 2008, 02:57:51 AM
Isn't Oolong the pig from dragon ball? hmm...
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #18]- What a book
Post by: Gamma on June 22, 2008, 03:03:37 AM
You do realize its Abel's story #22. In your haste you forgot how to count. :P
*EDIT* It has changed!!! Oh NOES!!


Anyway, uhm that's certainly a sight and thought to come back to reality with.

*Talking slyly while thinking of panel 3*
Quite the sight indeed.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #18]- What a book
Post by: Kasarn on June 22, 2008, 03:28:33 AM
Will there be a short where Fa'Lina confronts Oolong while she has a pancake on her head? :V
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22]- What a book
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 22, 2008, 03:37:42 AM
Heh.

I'm with Fa'Lina here. What the heck kind of books is Oolong stocking, now? Is she going through a romance phase or something?

*snicker*
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: CubeGuy on June 22, 2008, 03:38:27 AM
Wait. Library? Abel?

:eager
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Daymond42 on June 22, 2008, 03:39:35 AM
Y'know that probably is gonna have an effect on Abel.. Oh wait..

I guess it makes sense now.. :)
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #18]- What a book
Post by: Fragmaster01 on June 22, 2008, 03:44:19 AM
Quote from: Gamma on June 22, 2008, 03:03:37 AM
*Talking slyly while thinking of panel 3*
Quite the sight indeed.

"D Cups! Full of Justice!"
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Zedd on June 22, 2008, 04:15:23 AM
Heh whatever shes reading..It must be tricky
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Anri on June 22, 2008, 04:25:01 AM
Quote from: CubeGuy on June 22, 2008, 03:38:27 AM
Wait. Library? Abel?

:eager

You know, I am REALLY hoping we get to see the infamous Library Incident. :3
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #18]- What a book
Post by: Grenn on June 22, 2008, 04:27:08 AM
Quote from: Fragmaster01 on June 22, 2008, 03:44:19 AM
Quote from: Gamma on June 22, 2008, 03:03:37 AM
*Talking slyly while thinking of panel 3*
Quite the sight indeed.

"D Cups! Full of Justice!"

So if Mab has the fists of justice, then Falina has the BOOBS of justice!!!!  :U
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Gamma on June 22, 2008, 04:49:48 AM
Quote from: Grenn on June 22, 2008, 04:27:08 AM
So if Mab has the fists of justice, then Falina has the BOOBS of justice!!!!  :U

I doubt that.
She probably has "Mammaries of Malice", "Breasts of Corruption", "Knockers of Ill Intent", or "Vengeful Jubblys." >:3
I could go on and on but we get right out of PG territory.

I try not to be a perv but when it's made easy.... Ehh can't help it.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: MT Hazard on June 22, 2008, 06:42:19 AM
It seems that the approach from that Naked gun film to wake up a bored audience also works on Cubi in shock.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #18]- What a book
Post by: Goatmon on June 22, 2008, 07:48:53 AM
Quote from: Fragmaster01 on June 22, 2008, 03:44:19 AM
Quote from: Gamma on June 22, 2008, 03:03:37 AM
*Talking slyly while thinking of panel 3*
Quite the sight indeed.

"D Cups! Full of Justice!"

Sealab reference!

Hi5
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Raskahn on June 22, 2008, 07:54:06 AM
I love how Abel's eyes go shiny again after "waking up"
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Wanderer on June 22, 2008, 08:00:14 AM
http://www.missmab.com/DLoads/DMFA_Wallpaper28_1024.jpg (http://www.missmab.com/DLoads/DMFA_Wallpaper28_1024.jpg) ...Her name is Oolong?

Quote from: Tikki on June 22, 2008, 04:25:01 AM
Quote from: CubeGuy on June 22, 2008, 03:38:27 AM
Wait. Library? Abel?

:eager

You know, I am REALLY hoping we get to see the infamous Library Incident. :3
I'm pretty sure we've been told that we wouldn't. It's far more impressive when we're forced to imagine it.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Tapewolf on June 22, 2008, 08:06:32 AM
Quote from: Wanderer on June 22, 2008, 08:00:14 AM
http://www.missmab.com/DLoads/DMFA_Wallpaper28_1024.jpg (http://www.missmab.com/DLoads/DMFA_Wallpaper28_1024.jpg) ...Her name is Oolong?
Yep.  Amber gave a brief run-down when that picture was released.
For the curious it can be found here:
http://nice.llearch.net/dmfa_forum3067.htm#ref69

QuoteI'm pretty sure we've been told that we wouldn't. It's far more impressive when we're forced to imagine it.
That is correct.  IIRC Amber offered a refund for anyone who voted for Abel's Story under the impression they would learn about the library incident.  And as you say, it's so much more fun if it's never revealed.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Psaakyrn on June 22, 2008, 08:08:51 AM
Well, even if we won't know what happened, we've at least a potential reason why why whatever happened....

Out of a bazillion other possibilities, of cause.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: kaskar on June 22, 2008, 08:10:54 AM
   
    Didn't Abel work in a bookshop or Library before all this happened ???
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Tapewolf on June 22, 2008, 08:24:35 AM
I wonder if Abel is looking like that in the last frame because of what he's being read, or because he's just recognised Fa'Lina (whom he last saw here (http://missmab.com/Comics/Ab_004.php).

I guess a lot will depend now on what she says when she notices he's snapped out of it.
(Being empathic she has probably already noticed, but Abel won't know that until she acknowledges it or pretends she's just realised.)
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Rafe on June 22, 2008, 09:33:48 AM
...and this is when Fa'lina discovered one of her most effective treatments -
Porn Therapy.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: rt on June 22, 2008, 09:49:29 AM
Well this porn therapy explains the popularity of the cubi acadamy
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Tapewolf on June 22, 2008, 10:04:40 AM
Quote from: rt on June 22, 2008, 09:49:29 AM
Well this porn therapy explains the popularity of the cubi acadamy
I dunno - he looks a bit TMI in that last panel.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Madmann135 on June 22, 2008, 10:25:23 AM
sometimes the best way to help bring someone out of shock is to read them a story in a calm soothing manner.
Unfortunately due to today's people Sex and Violence sells...

Gotta love a poodle that looks like a model who is more concerned with censorship.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Psaakyrn on June 22, 2008, 10:35:15 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on June 22, 2008, 10:04:40 AM
Quote from: rt on June 22, 2008, 09:49:29 AM
Well this porn therapy explains the popularity of the cubi acadamy
I dunno - he looks a bit TMI in that last panel.

That's not TMI, http://missmab.com/Comics/Abel_78.php is...
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Dard on June 22, 2008, 10:52:37 AM
I find it kind of disturbing to see a creature like the SAIA librarian taking such an interest in porn novels. "She had already moved down her hands to.." WHERE?  :erk

I guess it's just that she's interested in what the students are interested. Yes. That must be it! For the sake of my mental sanity I'm assuming this is it!
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: MT Hazard on June 22, 2008, 11:11:26 AM
I do wonder where Amber got the 'source material' for that story extract. But once you've read one of them I guess you've read them all, can't be too hard to make one up.

The other thing I wonder about is if it ever bugs amber that so much background text gets obscured, this has the positive effect of being a useful device for conveying an idea that is better with less detail, but has the negative effect that some readers will spend an age using image enhancing software to figure out what the words are and then start a conspiracy theory about. I for one think she has a done a good job of it.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Lucheek on June 22, 2008, 11:32:54 AM
I wonder if Abel hadn't been paying attention to whatever Fa'Lina was saying before his eyes got shiny. As it looks from how far she is in the book, that would be a long time.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 22, 2008, 12:27:17 PM
Quote from: Lucheek on June 22, 2008, 11:32:54 AM
I wonder if Abel hadn't been paying attention to whatever Fa'Lina was saying before his eyes got shiny. As it looks from how far she is in the book, that would be a long time.

Unusual for that sort of story to wait that long before getting to the meat of it, as it were...
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: techmaster-glitch on June 22, 2008, 01:03:54 PM
My reaction when I read this comic:
..."Oh shnap!" :U
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Wanderer on June 22, 2008, 01:12:44 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 22, 2008, 12:27:17 PM
Quote from: Lucheek on June 22, 2008, 11:32:54 AM
I wonder if Abel hadn't been paying attention to whatever Fa'Lina was saying before his eyes got shiny. As it looks from how far she is in the book, that would be a long time.

Unusual for that sort of story to wait that long before getting to the meat of it, as it were...
It's probably a romance novel. ...Pornographic romance novel, true, but still, if they're going to write an entire novel they need to have SOMETHING in it besides the sex scenes. But still, even for a full-sized novel, it's true it would be odd for it to wait what looks like more than 100 pages before getting explicit enough for Fa'Lina to realize what she was reading.

Or maybe she knew all along and is doing this on purpose to affect Abel's impression of her.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Zorro on June 22, 2008, 01:18:56 PM
Quote from: Rafe on June 22, 2008, 09:33:48 AM
...and this is when Fa'lina discovered one of her most effective treatments -
Porn Therapy.

Cubi the undisputed Porn Masters of the creatures.    :U
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Slowtini on June 22, 2008, 01:36:59 PM
Quote from: Zorro on June 22, 2008, 01:18:56 PM
Quote from: Rafe on June 22, 2008, 09:33:48 AM
...and this is when Fa'lina discovered one of her most effective treatments -
Porn Therapy.

Cubi the undisputed Porn Masters of the creatures.    :U
...
......
-imagines what fun the fanfic writers will have due to that sentence you just uttered-
-drinks until memory of what I imagined is gone-
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Tapewolf on June 22, 2008, 01:55:06 PM
Quote from: Slowtini on June 22, 2008, 01:36:59 PM
-imagines what fun the fanfic writers will have due to that sentence you just uttered-
Very little, actually.  Most of the current crop of writers are pretty restrained.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: SpottedKitty on June 22, 2008, 01:57:18 PM
Quote from: Wanderer on June 22, 2008, 01:12:44 PM
Or maybe she knew all along and is doing this on purpose to affect Abel's impression of her.
I'd say definitely. Remember, this is Fa'lina we're talking about: she of the reference posters that messed with Dan's mind (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_489.php). Add in the typical 'Cubi seen-it-all attitude (http://www.missmab.com/Demo/Cubi02.php), and... can we safely assume Fa'lina knows how little Abel knows about 'Cubi? As far as I can tell, practically everything she does is an act put on to some purpose, as in the last few scenes of the "Unwilling and Abel" arc.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 22, 2008, 02:04:56 PM
Quote from: Wanderer on June 22, 2008, 01:12:44 PM
It's probably a romance novel. ...Pornographic romance novel, true, but still, if they're going to write an entire novel they need to have SOMETHING in it besides the sex scenes.

Since when? ;-]

Quote from: Wanderer on June 22, 2008, 01:12:44 PM
But still, even for a full-sized novel, it's true it would be odd for it to wait what looks like more than 100 pages before getting explicit enough for Fa'Lina to realize what she was reading.

Or maybe she knew all along and is doing this on purpose to affect Abel's impression of her.

Heh. Ok, that seems more likely.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Aleolus on June 22, 2008, 02:05:59 PM
Aww, come on Fa'Lina!  I wanted to hear how that scene ended!  Finish it up, pleeeese!
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Angel on June 22, 2008, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: Lone_Wolf on June 22, 2008, 07:54:06 AM
I love how Abel's eyes go shiny again after "waking up"

(looks again) Oh, THAT'S why he looked different. Shouldn't that book's topics be the last thing on anyone's mind right now? Oh, wait... that's why Fa'Lina brought the book in the first place isn't it.

Quote from: Zorro on June 22, 2008, 01:18:56 PM
Quote from: Rafe on June 22, 2008, 09:33:48 AM
...and this is when Fa'lina discovered one of her most effective treatments -
Porn Therapy.

Cubi the undisputed Porn Masters of the creatures.    :U

Maybe, although some Cubi may not like that single-minded view (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_524.php) of their natures. Though it does seem to be based on the truth. (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_540.php)
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Alondro on June 22, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
*Charline confirms the stereotype*  We're all porn, all the time, baby!   Except for Ink... and I'm not even going to mention what he's into! 
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Castle Pokemetroid on June 22, 2008, 07:19:32 PM
Quote from: Alondro on June 22, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
*Charline confirms the stereotype*  We're all porn, all the time, baby!   Except for Ink... and I'm not even going to mention what he's into! 

. . .

:U
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Valynth on June 22, 2008, 08:30:00 PM
Quote from: Alondro on June 22, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
*Charline confirms the stereotype*  We're all porn, all the time, baby!   Except for Ink... and I'm not even going to mention what he's into! 

I kinda thought you two would be into the same thing....
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Slowtini on June 22, 2008, 09:47:54 PM
Quote from: Alondro on June 22, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
*Charline confirms the stereotype*  We're all porn, all the time, baby!   Except for Ink... and I'm not even going to mention what he's into! 

K + Ink = -is shot-
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Castle Pokemetroid on June 22, 2008, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: Slowtini on June 22, 2008, 09:47:54 PM
Quote from: Alondro on June 22, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
*Charline confirms the stereotype*  We're all porn, all the time, baby!   Except for Ink... and I'm not even going to mention what he's into! 

K + Ink = -is shot-

Not to mention to put a y at the end of that . . .
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Naldru on June 22, 2008, 10:59:15 PM
Actually, I was thinking of the song Chantilly Lace, an old rock and roll classic.  There was a line in there that went "You know what I like".  Well, with cubi, that would be true.  Of course, sometimes you might not want to know what the other person likes.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Psaakyrn on June 22, 2008, 11:39:23 PM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on June 22, 2008, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: Slowtini on June 22, 2008, 09:47:54 PM
Quote from: Alondro on June 22, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
*Charline confirms the stereotype*  We're all porn, all the time, baby!   Except for Ink... and I'm not even going to mention what he's into! 

K + Ink = -is shot-

Not to mention to put a y at the end of that . . .

I was quite sure he was more of a Dr+Ink..
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Kesh on June 23, 2008, 03:47:40 PM
Quote from: Jack McSlay on June 22, 2008, 02:57:51 AM
Isn't Oolong the pig from dragon ball? hmm...

It's also a type of tea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oolong_tea). Very good tea, too. mmmm...
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Alondro on June 23, 2008, 04:35:28 PM
*nods*  It's my favorite tea next to Earl Grey.  There's a Chinese buffet near me that makes incredibly good oolong.  I don't know how they steep it or what brand of tea leaves they use, but it's incredibly good.  It has a sweetish, faintly vanilla-like flavor.  I never put anything in it for fear of ruining the delicate essence.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Tycoon on June 23, 2008, 08:51:23 PM
Too bad she didn't use that DMFA fanfic that currently resides in the treasury for this comic...
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Caswin on June 23, 2008, 11:28:17 PM
Contents of the book aside (although on top of all this, I like her reaction, too)...

There's the act in itself of her reading to Abel until he comes out of catatonia.

Stop making me like Fa'Lina so much!  Where's the insane, person-hurting sadist I would expect to find easy to dislike? L:
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: kaskar on June 24, 2008, 02:16:49 AM

    8) I wonder what flavor Doctor Ink's tea is now, from the book ...
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Joe3210 on June 24, 2008, 06:31:16 AM
Quote from: kaskar on June 24, 2008, 02:16:49 AM

    8) I wonder what flavor Doctor Ink's tea is now, from the book ...
Shock and awe? :U
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Tapewolf on June 24, 2008, 06:56:14 AM
Quote from: Caswin on June 23, 2008, 11:28:17 PM
There's the act in itself of her reading to Abel until he comes out of catatonia.
Stop making me like Fa'Lina so much!  Where's the insane, person-hurting sadist I would expect to find easy to dislike? L:

Since it looks like she becomes Abel's mentor for most of the time he's at SAIA, what's going to be really interesting is when and how she explains to him that the Academy teaches its students how to torture people, murder them and eat their souls.  (Of course we know it teaches more innocuous things too, but those are the ones which are going to freak him out big-time).
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 24, 2008, 11:00:03 AM
Quote from: kaskar on June 24, 2008, 02:16:49 AM
    8) I wonder what flavor Doctor Ink's tea is now, from the book ...

It won't be. Abel is in quarantine, remember? Back a couple of strips (http://missmab.com/Comics/Ab_020.php).

The only reason Ink's tea was flavoured by Dan is because he didn't know how to shield himself.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Tezkat on June 27, 2008, 05:01:58 PM

Quote from: Alondro on June 22, 2008, 06:32:48 PM
*Charline confirms the stereotype*  We're all porn, all the time, baby!   Except for Ink... and I'm not even going to mention what he's into! 

I'm sure there's porn of that, too. >:]


Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 24, 2008, 11:00:03 AM
It won't be. Abel is in quarantine, remember? Back a couple of strips (http://missmab.com/Comics/Ab_020.php).

Ah, but is Ink outside the the quarantine zone? :3


Quote
The only reason Ink's tea was flavoured by Dan is because he didn't know how to shield himself.

I don't think it works that way. There's no evidence that mind shields block one's own emotional radiation. Indeed, Fa'Lina's ability to shield her emotions is considered unusual among Cubi... even discomforting.

Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 27, 2008, 06:34:06 PM
Quote from: Tezkat on June 27, 2008, 05:01:58 PM
I don't think it works that way. There's no evidence that mind shields block one's own emotional radiation. Indeed, Fa'Lina's ability to shield her emotions is considered unusual among Cubi... even discomforting.

"filter" might be a better word than "block". I'm guessing, mind, but my understanding was something along the lines of _limiting_ the amount you spread around the local area, rather than flooding everyone in sight.

I could well be wrong, of course. We'll have to wait for Amber to get back to find out... ;-]
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: ShiningShadow on June 28, 2008, 04:41:45 AM
Quote from: MT Hazard on June 22, 2008, 11:11:26 AM
I do wonder where Amber got the 'source material' for that story extract. But once you've read one of them I guess you've read them all, can't be too hard to make one up.

The other thing I wonder about is if it ever bugs amber that so much background text gets obscured, this has the positive effect of being a useful device for conveying an idea that is better with less detail, but has the negative effect that some readers will spend an age using image enhancing software to figure out what the words are and then start a conspiracy theory about. I for one think she has a done a good job of it.

I think I have an idea. This is an assumption I think is those romance novels that has Fabio on the cover. I remember reading those and others from the Harlequin novel that my ex lend them to me. I think Amber got that line from those i think or I could be wrong. :mowcookie
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: SpottedKitty on June 28, 2008, 11:17:48 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 27, 2008, 06:34:06 PM
"filter" might be a better word than "block".
<nod> I'm remembering what Abel said to Jyrras (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_864.php) when their discussion got around to Dan and what he might be doing with his 'Cubi abilities, accidentally or not.
Title: Re: 22/06/08 [Abel 2 #22] - What a book
Post by: Alterationartist on July 08, 2008, 06:36:00 PM
I've always wondered what kind of alt-text/title Amber would put under these if she wasn't lazy enough to simply number them.

For this one, my guess goes for "God forbid."