Hello, this is, for the moment, Brunhidden. I am here to welcome my daughter Eowyn to the forums and provide a special service.
my daughter is 2 and a half, she CAN speak and she CAN type but she needs a bit of translation. so i will have a setup like so
What Eowyn types-
What Eowyn says-
What Eowyn means-
lets start
What Eowyn types-hhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
What Eowyn says-agheehehe *makes cute bashful face*
What Eowyn means- Hello furry people, you are cute and i shall probably rip someones hair out in clumps.
What Eowyn types- fsikm+++++++++++ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooo
What Eowyn says- ah hiyiyi, lookit type 'o'
What Eowyn means- I have actually sat on my fathers lap watching you guys before, and occasionally tryed to type
What Eowyn types- dddnnnnaaa nnooo
What Eowyn says- Daddy's a butt
What Eowyn means- Brun kept deleting my valueable contribution
What Eowyn types- nnuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
What Eowyn says- Nut? Nut? Nut?
What Eowyn means- can i have a peanut?
Aw, she sounds adorable. Kryptic gives her cyber-cookies. :mowcookie
On the other hand - I'll be watching my hair. I like it where it is.
QuoteWhat Eowyn types- dddnnnnaaa nnooo
What Eowyn says- Daddy's a butt
What Eowyn means- Brun kept deleting my valueable contribution
LOL - my rabbit always looks up at me rather indignantly whenever I delete what he "types" while on my lap.
heh.
I shall have to get my 5yo to join in. ;-]
I want to give her muffins, but, but....
:dface
GAH! *head asplodes*
:< Take my pistachios instead.
I like the daughter more than Kaskar.
What Eowyn types-m j kkkkuyb hn sssrrrrllll
What Eowyn says- silly skirll
What Eowyn means- RJ is a silly squirrel
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 26, 2007, 12:59:37 PM
I like the daughter more than Kaskar.
What Eowyn types- kmmm jjjjjjjjjjjjjjj pphhhhhhheee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ddd
What Eowyn says- stinky naughty
What Eowyn means- don't be mean
...this is somewhat adorable.
Eowyn can have an acorn, as per my normal newbie greeting bit.
Squeee
Awww so cute
*snuggles*
Hello Eowyn have a cookie
Or some cake
Ohh do you like bunnies? I might have a good Avatar for you
Ahh... That explains the post about fish. Give Eowyn a hug from me.
Why do you bring a two year or to this forum! It's dangerous! >:O
...
For us I mean. More cute on this forum and we will all die. :U
aaaww! That's cute. I bet she feels like a big girl being able to talk on a forum! :3 :mowcookie *gives a cookie*
Welcome, Eowyn! I hope you enjoy yourself here!
Welcome you wicked lil girl yous...Im surpized that you know me as much your daddy does
Eowyn... where have I heard that name before? (http://forum.nfsunlimited.net/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif)
Anyway, welcome, offspring of Brunhidden!
Quote from: BillBuckner on June 26, 2007, 12:59:37 PM
I like the daughter more than Kaskar.
I agree. I can actually forsee having an intellectual discussion with her :U
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on June 26, 2007, 06:10:35 PM
Eowyn... where have I heard that name before? (http://forum.nfsunlimited.net/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif)
Anyway, welcome, offspring of Brunhidden!
LOTR, maybe?
Ah, no, I remember now, I play Halo with someone whose name is Eowyn. That's their username, anyway.
Eowyn is the sister of Eomer, niece of Theoden and daughter of Theodwyn. She is a shieldmaiden of Rohan and lady of Ithilien, wife of Faramir of Minas Tirith... at least as far as the origin of the name and Tolkien lore goes.
Welcome young lass, please give a raspberry to Bill.
Quote from: Eowyn on June 26, 2007, 01:05:33 PM
What Eowyn types-m j kkkkuyb hn sssrrrrllll
What Eowyn says- silly skirll
What Eowyn means- RJ is a silly squirrel
:>
:hug
Here are a few intersting avatars for you
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/lucky_fox.jpg)
this one might not be totaly apropriate but I think it's cut
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/hellotherebutterfly.jpg)
and this ones more of a Eowyn and her dad
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/w_little_treasure2.jpg)
Quote from: Eowyn on June 26, 2007, 01:05:33 PM
What Eowyn types-m j kkkkuyb hn sssrrrrllll
What Eowyn says- silly skirll
What Eowyn means- RJ is a silly squirrel
here is a candid photo of her
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/squ.jpg)
;_; My secret shame....
Quote from: RJ on June 27, 2007, 03:21:01 AM
;_; My secret shame....
secret no more! :mwaha
*flees the squirrelly, or possibly muffin-y, wrath*
also, I have to say, I think it's cool that you're taking the time to spend with your daughter and share with her one of your sordid secret pastimes, even at such a young age. After all, my dad read Lord of the Rings to me as a child, and look how I turned out. ;)
It will also make most excellent blackmail fodder once she reached the troublesome teens. :eager
Quote from: Eowyn on June 26, 2007, 11:27:44 AMWhat Eowyn means- can i have a peanut?
No more rhymes now! I mean it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP5-qJSzDUg)!
Anyways, welcome Eowyn.
Oh, that's what was going on. That's really cute.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 26, 2007, 11:52:29 AM
I shall have to get my 5yo to join in. ;-]
doooooooooo eeeeeeeeeet!
*late reply*
Welcome, small organic offspring. I am a friendly robot! I hope you may find your childhood here enjoyable. Since you seem have much of what organics call "cuteness", (or so I am told) they may try to be less insane than usuall around you, and that is a good thing. With any luck, you may not be permanantly mentally scarred from your stay. ;)
Quote from: thegayhare on June 26, 2007, 03:21:48 PM
Ohh do you like bunnies? I might have a good Avatar for you
What Eowyn types- bbbbnnnnnnnnhhhhhugggggg
What Eowyn says- bunny! digledigledigle heheheheee!
What Eowyn means- I like bunnies, as a matter of fact i just cohered my father to dig trough the toy chest to find one for me before i claw the screen.
Brunhidden says- she likes just about all furry animals, and for future reffrence she likes them in this order
most -cats, fish, bunnies
second best- squirrels, puppies, horses
pretty good- birds, brunhidden, just about anything else furry
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on June 26, 2007, 08:45:16 PM
Ah, no, I remember now, I play Halo with someone whose name is Eowyn. That's their username, anyway.
What Eowyn types- ppssssss booooxxxxxxxxx,,,,, whrefoinj;;;;;;asdboi
What Eowyn says- peeas, box. mouse mouse
What Eowyn means- Actually we have a PS2, not an Xbox. I love to watch Kingdom hearts, mickey is my favorite.
Brunhidden- other great moments in toddler gaming, at age 1 she shot a cop on GTA SA when i had left her by the controller when i went to the bathroom. she does love KH and will occasionally drag you to the TV and hand you a controller to tell you to play, she also does this with harvest moon.
Quote from: Azlan on June 26, 2007, 08:55:48 PM
Eowyn is the sister of Eomer, niece of Theoden and daughter of Theodwyn. She is a shieldmaiden of Rohan and lady of Ithilien, wife of Faramir of Minas Tirith... at least as far as the origin of the name and Tolkien lore goes.
What Eowyn types-dddddddbbbbbbddrrrrrbbbrrrrrrrrdddddddd,,,,,,,, hhhrrrrssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyy
What Eowyn says- daddy beard, lookit beard *tugs beard*, beard *tugs beard*. HORSEY! *walks over to movie rack and points at boxed set, hopping up and down*
What Eowyn means- If Brunhidden were to dye his hair blond and shave off his sideburns he would look like king Theoden. I love that movie, especially the parts with the horses and the screaming and the hot elf guy stabbing things.
Brunhidden- all true. actually her favorite movie is Braveheart, up until five months ago she had the soundtrack on repeat as a lullaby to keep her asleep. thats all for this session, she wants to watch a movie now....
Awwww, little organic has nothing to say to the lovable shiny robot? :cry
You're not furry, tough luck.
Quote from: Eowyn on June 28, 2007, 02:19:09 AM
Brunhidden says- she likes just about all furry animals, and for future reffrence she likes them in this order
most -cats, fish, bunnies
second best- squirrels, puppies, horses
pretty good- birds, brunhidden, just about anything else furry
yay, I iz on teh most luf'd list...
wait, is it a good thing to be the hair covered object of affection to a small beard(and assumably other hair) pulling child? :confused
Quote from: Eowyn on June 28, 2007, 02:19:09 AM
most -cats, fish, bunnies
second best- squirrels, puppies, horses
pretty good- birds, brunhidden, just about anything else furry
...fish?
You don't want to play with the fish when they get fuzzy, dear.
Quote from: Raist on June 28, 2007, 11:30:40 AM
...fish?
You don't want to play with the fish when they get fuzzy, dear.
Haven't you heard of catfish?
and there are also Dogfish too
And Mudpuppies.
Speaking of cute furry things - specifically rabbits - Eowyn's reminding me of a few of my baby rabbits. Specifically, Alice. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/sweeterswing/april2007027.jpg) Man, she's an adventuring little rabbit. She spent an entire morning in someone's hoodie once, just lookin' at people. She's adorable. ^^
Rabbits also like pulling people's hair. At least Alice does. Chauncey realizes that even though my hair looks like straw, it's not really straw, neither is it tasty.
Welcome. ;) :)
a few more Avi Ideas hon
Maybe not right
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/1146284668914.jpg)
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/AKR094.jpg)
this ones probably too little for you plus they are boys
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/asto_sleeping.jpg)
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/astolpho_naptime.jpg)
and here you can play in uncle Llearch
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/astolpho_box.jpg)
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/112avatar.gif)
this one is actualy me in a dress but it might be good
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/post-32-1070488187.jpg)
I talked to my cousin last night, just before she left for home, and she OK'd using some of her drawings, so I've taken the liberty of selecting a couple and avatar-sizing them.
(http://www.landrymanor.com/ragefactor/clover.jpg) (http://hyperpsychodork.deviantart.com)
(click the image to visit my cousin's DeviantArt)
(http://www.landrymanor.com/ragefactor/coffee.jpg) (http://www.thethirdcrusade.com)
(click the image to visit my cousin's webcomic)
The only request she made was that she gets credit for them. I believe a link in Eowyn's signature would be considered sufficient.
Those are still on the big size, there, Raist. Just in my opinion, of course. :-]
What Eowyn types- Kkkkkkhhhhhhbbbbuuunnnnn aaawwwwwwwwww
What Eowyn says- Khey bhonny? Isa bunny! kitty kitty! awwwwwwww...
What Eowyn means- These pictures of kitties and bunnies are cute, I like them
What Eowyn types-kkkhhhhhhhhhhboxxx
What Eowyn says- Khaybox! Box!
What Eowyn means- The box is all me. Last week I stole Brun's pillow and put it in a box to be my 'nap bed'.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 30, 2007, 03:25:33 PM
Those are still on the big size, there, Raist. Just in my opinion, of course. :-]
yeah, realized that after posting. Of course, I could always re-size the originals and upload them again, changing the content of my post without actually editing it...:D
oops do to an error on my part one of the images didn't show.
And thanks Eowyn glad you like them
Wow, the clockwork mansion forums are one of the five places on the internet where parents feel safe bringing their two year old along. *adds it to the endangered breed of forum list*
Welcome to the forums Eowyn!
This is also the worst place to do so.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on July 01, 2007, 12:17:07 AM
This is also the worst place to do so.
why do you say that hon?
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on July 01, 2007, 12:17:07 AM
This is also the worst place to do so.
What Eowyn types- sssssssweeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrfddd,,,, dddddddddaaaaaaddddddddddddddddwwwwww rrrrrrrrrr
What Eowyn says- Sword, daddy go raarrr
What Eowyn means- I have a sword larger then I am and a dad who can throw people like javelins. I got nothin to be afraid of.
What Eowyn types- dsffuhhhhh
What Eowyn says- hehehehehe, yersiiiilly. yeeeaaaaaaahh!
What Eowyn means- Bring it on, booyah!
So...?
The hell!?....
Your letting your kid play with the keyboard and turning it into your forum posts?
...
and why not?
We're not age discriminate. :)
Kids are cute... as long as they don't decide to drool on me.
Quote from: The Other Other Dalmunda on July 03, 2007, 12:39:56 AM
So...?
The hell!?....
Your letting your kid play with the keyboard and turning it into your forum posts?
...
must... refrain... from making... trite comments... about... average post... intelegence... increasing...
and talking... like... Shatner
Seriously( :U ), it's cute, it isn't harming anything, and the man here is seriously spending time with and bonding with his daughter(I think) which is an admirable thing.
While I might wonder at the choice of venue, I don't see what's wrong with this, especially since he's keeping Eowyn's posts more or less relevant and on-topic. That's more than can be said for some people around here (myself included)
--edit--
Just don't let her anywhere near Forestcat, and everything should be cool.
Shouldnt you say..Not let her get her hands on any fur? Cause you see she has strong grip for a little one :erk
Just an idle question, little Eowyn, but I was wondering. Have you read the DMFA comic?
*notices Dmoon glaring murderously from a dark corner*
ooooorrrrr, the CVRPG comic?
I just think it might not be best to have a two year old on a forum where you can find tentacle porn...
There's no problem with having a two year old on a forum where you can find tentacle porn, -with- her parent.
Same as anywhere else, really. If your parent is willing to sit next to you and monitor your computer usage, then what's wrong with that?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 03, 2007, 07:50:49 PMThere's no problem with having a two year old on a forum where you can find tentacle porn, -with- her parent.
Same as anywhere else, really. If your parent is willing to sit next to you and monitor your computer usage, then what's wrong with that?
Well, some would say that it's a parent's job to keep two-year-olds away from tentacle porn. I certainly wouldn't let my two-year-old see tentacle porn (alas, I do not have a two-year-old, or any X-year-olds). My ten-year-old? I'd have to think about that one.
But if her parents don't have any problem with it, then I don't have a problem with it.
Ah... isn't that what the adult sitting next to the child is supposed to do anyway?
I mean - surely the tentacle porn isn't all -over- the forum, right? Or is it, and I just haven't noticed?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 05, 2007, 02:55:52 AM
Ah... isn't that what the adult sitting next to the child is supposed to do anyway?
I mean - surely the tentacle porn isn't all -over- the forum, right? Or is it, and I just haven't noticed?
It's everywhere Llearch, EVERYWHERE. We've done a good job making it blend in with it's surroundings so you wouldn't find it :mwaha
Oh, well, in that case, I'll just have to look a bit closer.
I have not seen any tentacle porn, porn of any kind, and the only tentacles ive seen are the mysterious sushi Eowyn has been eating.
I see no danger bringing her here- she loves typing, recognizes some online people and gets incredibly excited when she sees them, and will often say 'bye bye' and other things as though the person she is typing to were in the room. Even if there were some corrupting elements around its worth it for the joy she gets... plus i don't think she will be easy to corrupt, shes already done a pole dance, learned to moonwalk, and at random times says "BUTT!" and will hunt someone down to pat their rear before running away giggling.
yeah, i would say she fits in here better then i do.
QuoteVictor Borge -
- Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
I -did- consider posting penis-zilla, but, in Eowyn's thread? Nah... ;-]
Dare we ask who the people she recognises are?
I find it both endearing and wonderful to see a parent actually spend time online with a child.
And oddly enough, I find her posts to be less confusing and off-topic than most I read. LOL
Sorry, I'll try to do better. ;-]