Video game quote time. Post your favorites VG quotes or some you think have been important or infamous. Please don't just post random game qoutes just because you remember them, and try to post something that at least has meaning beyond the context of the game (in other words, don't post long RPG conversations that constantly refer to terms people could only learn from 70 hours of gameplay or the like.) No All Your Base ect. since that has been pretty much overkilled at this point. Finally please note the origin of the quote.
"Cocky little freaks!!!!"- Boss (Sector Y) StarFox64
Quote from: Gravemind, Halo2Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on.
I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.
-Youngster, route-whatever *east of Pewter City*, Pokemon.
Quote from: ITOS on September 03, 2006, 04:11:13 AM
Quote from: Gravemind, Halo2Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on.
No, don't ruin the game for me! D:
QuoteI don't care if it's God's own doomsday machine, or a damned hool-hoop!
"I could never fight without my clothes on...I'd keep tripping over my sword. Heh heh heh....." -Kyle from Lunar: SSSC
"I AM ERROR" -guy from LoZ2
"Oh, I do. I do indeed. I use my magic to rip them to shreds... with love, of course." -Lute from Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones
"Oops! Dropped my balls!"
-Some guy in some Pokemon game. R/S/E I think. >> I don't remember.
Bah. I think that's how what's-his-face said it.
Edit: Yes, this is a favorite quote of mine. D:
"Hey! Listen!"
>< Who else wants to kill Navi?
What the Heck?
-Wolf O'Donnell from Starfox 64
Quote from: insanekaosx on September 03, 2006, 01:04:02 PM
"Hey! Listen!"
>< Who else wants to kill Navi?
:laugh
Sometimes, you've got to hate the "helpers".
Quote from: Imperial Training OfficerGood, the Emperor will be pleased to hear about my success. You are dismissed.
"Not the face! Not the face!" -Zelos, TOS (when he gets hit by a critical attack)
Granted its not the most original...but TOS makes me amused by some of the battle banter.
Quote from: Amber Panyko on September 03, 2006, 03:21:22 PM
"Not the face! Not the face!" -Zelos, TOS (when he gets hit by a critical attack)
Granted its not the most original...but TOS makes me amused by some of the battle banter.
>:3
"This world! Belongs to! The most! Sexy! Dead Sexy!" -ToS
"Dwarven vow #7: Justice and love will always win. Man, I hate that saying.." -Genis, Collette, Lloyd, ToS
Quote from: Dakata on September 03, 2006, 12:58:10 PM
"Oops! Dropped my balls!"
-Some guy in some Pokemon game. R/S/E I think. >> I don't remember.
Bah. I think that's how what's-his-face said it.
Edit: Yes, this is a favorite quote of mine. D:
lol, it was a a juggalr ^^;
"Kilala, let's go!!"- Sango, InuYasha,:feudal combat
"OSUWARI!!!"-Kagome Inuyasha:Feudal Fairy Tale
Gaaaah, so many quotes flooding back into mind. D:
"Witness the true art of war! ....Or something to that effect!" -Old guy I can't remember, Samurai Warriors
"Why are tigers strong? ..... Because they're born that way!" -Kaiji Maida (I believe his name was), Samurai Warriors
"Everyone disappear!" - Leon, Star Ocean: Second Story
"There's Mr. Enemy!" - Precis, Star Ocean: Second Story
"Here I come Here I come Here I coooom!" - Precis, Star Ocean: Second Story (gah she sounds so squeaky when she says this! X3 )
"Do you know what might look better on your nose?"
- Ben, Full Throttle
"I'm not putting my lips on that."
- Ben, Full Throttle
"Asobi wa owarida!! Nake! Sakebe! Soshite... Shine!!"
trans: "Playtime is over! Cry! Scream! then.. die!!"
- Iori Iagami, KOF series
"There's a bogey on your tail"
- Peppy hare, Starfox 64 (it's pretty funny if you think of the context)
"You're making me seasick... blaaaarrrghh"
- Human ships, Warcraft 2
"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!"
- Toad, Super Mario Bros.
"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get every last of you alien bastards!"
- Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3d
"I don't miss Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on?"
"The Devil is real! I should know, I built his cage." -scientist, Doom 3
I just found that line interesting.
Roman: Shrub Patrol! Protect this girl.
Shrub Patrol: Im sorry we dont deal with humans.
Roman: Her names Lilly and she likes flowers
Shrub Patrol: We will guard her with our lives sir!
Armed and dangerous
Roar, Blue Dragon! Guan Yu, Dynasty Warriors.
Who the heck are you? -Soma Cruz At the beginning of Castlevania Aria of Sorrow
"I meant a bow string not a G-string..." -Night Elf Ranger WC3.
"Thank you" -Max Payne after shooting a speaker in a lift killing the elevator music.
"Got somethin' for Ya!" -Commando from Command & Conquer
"LookLookLook at you Hackerrr, a pp-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors. HowHowHow can you challenge a perfect, immortal machiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeee?" -- SHODAN, System Shock
"He truly is a worm, isn't he Avatar? Oh well, I still need him for a while yet. Then I can get rid of him." -- The Guardian, Ultima 9
"No-one can hear your screams." -- The Avatar, Ultima 8 (when Beren is dead)
"GO AWAY!" -- The Guardian, Ultima 7
Avatar: "Come on.. let's go kill someone."
Cook: "That reminds me of a recipe I made for roast beef once.."
Avatar: "You cook PEOPLE?!?"
Cook: "Indeed."
Avatar: "Cool."
-- Slight glitch in the dialogue system, Ultima 6
Dink: "I don't like you."
Barman: "So?"
Dink: "I might kill you."
Barman: "Guards! Help me destroy this madman!"
-- Dink Smallwood
"WHO'S DONE THIS?!?" -- Guard, on discovering one of my victims, Thief 2
I would also have included some of Karras' taunts, but I can't remember them :(
Super Robot Wars:
Excellen: Drills are a man's dream? I guess... in a Freudian way.
Excellen: 1.21 Gigawatts!? GREAT SCOTT!
Excellen: How about you get out of your mech and play with me instead?
Tenzan: No thanks! Im single by choice.
Excellen: Are all gamers like this?
Ryuune: I like You Masaki, you're the first guy who ever called me cute.
Ryuusei: H-hey, I also said you were cute!
Masaki: You said her MECH was cute.
Sanger: If you cant defeat it in one strike, then why bother?
Tetsuya: D-did that cat just talk?
Shiro: O yeah, I forgot surface cats cant talk, meow.
Quote from: Tapewolf on September 04, 2006, 05:36:50 AMDink: "I don't like you."
Barman: "So?"
Dink: "I might kill you."
Barman: "Guards! Help me destroy this madman!"
-- Dink Smallwood
Bwahah. You play Dink too, Tapewolf? :3
...Crap, I need a quote...*Think think think*
"Can you do it in the dark?"
-Some kid in Mt. Moon in Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow?
(I think a Lass said it...or one of the guy-Lasses...Dunno what they're called. D: )
Edit: *Looks at Arida's post* Bwahah. :3
"Let me out! Why is my head hurting? Have you talked to my friend, Shamino? He's standing right near me. He will vouch for me! Shamino, say something! Speak up! *high pitched voice* He is Lord British! Let him go!" -- ...Who do you think? :3, Ultima IX
And about that doing it in the dark thing, here you go:
Quote from: A couple people on some forumI can't remember her every word, but a Picnicker in Rock Tunnel had an innuendo in every one of her sentences. Her last sentence (after you beat her) is something like "Now I'm all sweaty."
That was the camper I was talking about
At the beginning she says "Can you do it in the dark?"
Then when you beat her she says "Now I'm all sweaty!"
Q: Do you ever have to reload?
Jonsie: Oh Aye, some times I reload. but I never seem to run out of ammo. It's kinda creepy.
Gaurds: Halt show us your papers!
Rexes waves hands: you don't need to see our papers
guards: We don't need to see your papers
Rexes: I.. Err Quick guys what should I do I'm running out of power
Guards: what should he do he's running out of power
Roman: tell them about freedom..
Q: No tell them about tea
Jonsie: No scottish miners...
Rexes: I never mind I've got it *waves his hands* you are both french
Guards: We Surrender! *the guards throw down there rifles and run away*
Armed and dangerous...
man that game has some great scenes
You are stupieder then a mans idiot - Atomic Bomberman
My turn! >:3
Final Fantasy VI
Celes: Sabin! You're alive!
Sabin: But of course! You think a minor thing like the end of the world was going to do me in?
Persona 2: Eternal Punishment
Helios: I am Helios...bearing the ancient sun, I am the one who violates the night! I shall become your loyal chariot!
Castlevania II
"To restore your life, shout in front of the church."
Hmm.
*walks up to a church and screams unholy blasphemy for an hour*
*waits*
Why does it not work??? D:
QuoteWhose idea was it to bring 150 chimpanzees on board anyway? The interests of science? What about the interests of hygiene? Does anybody have any idea how much crap 150 lab monkeys make in a day?
Dr. Grassi, SS2
QuoteI wish you were here too Jabba. There's nothing like roast Kell Dragon
-Kyle Katarn, Dark Forces
QuoteThey shouldn't leave these lying around, somebody could get hurt...
-Mara Jade, Mysteries of the Sith
QuoteSwords not Words!
QuoteButt-Kicking! For Goodness!
QuoteJump on my sword while you can, evil! I won't be as gentle
-Minsc, Bladur's Gate II
QuoteSo Minsc. That tatoo on your face, does it have tribal significance or did some nursery's fingerpainting class assault you with blue pastels?
Viconia DeVir, Baldur's Gate II
QuoteI do not like the tone of your voice, Dark Elf. Minsc's face is the face the ladies love! And Boo likes it too, don't you?
-Minsc, Bladur's Gate II
QuoteSqueek! Squeek!
Boo, Baldur's Gate II
"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!"
"You just.... ditched me back there!" - both from Mallow from Super Mario RPG
"Drink punch...? Eat cake...? Sounds... complicated. I'm not sure I can muster the strength to do it." - Booster, also from Super Mario RPG
"My real name is ♥♪!?, but you may call me Geno." - Geno, still from Super Mario RPG. (Note: may have gotten this quote slightly wrong.)
"EEHYAH HA HA! I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!" -Fawful, from Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga
"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!"
"Squeaky wheel gets the kick."
- Minsc from Baldur's Gate -
Sly 3: Honor among thieves
You looked better in the dark... no, seriously, you are an ugly, ugly man.
-Random merc in Venice
"I must have inhaled too many of my own toxins, you can't possibly be beating me!"
"I don't think you want those supplies, they aren't, uh, ready yet!"
"HA! That button was covered with poison! You are already dead!"
"Stay away from my scud missiles! I'll give them to you when I'm ready!"
- Dr Thrax (Toxin GLA General) in C&C Generals: Zero Hour
"Particle Cannon? I wonder what would happen if we crossed the beams..."
"If you build a particle cannon, and I destroy it with a particle beam, is that irony?"
- General Townes (Laser USA General), C&C Generals Zero Hour
"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail, think about it."
"That's a lot of tanks, General. Have you seen what a particle cannon can do to a lot of tanks?"
- General Alexander (Super Weapons USA General), C&C Generals Zero Hour
"Time to put on your lead underwear!"
"Looks like a NUCLEAR winter this year, General."
"The glow! The wonderful glow! Can you not see it, General?"
- General Tao (Nuclear Chinese General), C&C Generals Zero Hour
"You can't kill the Messiah!"
"He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past."
"It's time you saw the future... while you still have human eyes!"
"Were I in your shoes, I would spend my last earthly hours enjoying the world. Of course, if you wish you can spend them fighting for a lost cause. But I think that you know, you've already lost."
-Kane, leader of the Brotherhood of Nod
multiple C&C titles
"Yeesh, what was that all about?" From CV Aria of Sorrow.
"*Zombie like moan*....Haha Gotcha" -Alyx from Halflife 2: Episode One
*Edit* And yes I almost did shoot her ass the first time I played :P
"Oh, I got heart bitch, but you won't in a minute!" - Jack Carver
Quote from: Paladin Sheppard on September 07, 2006, 10:17:15 AM
"*Zombie like moan*....Haha Gotcha" -Alex from Halflife 2: Episode One
*Edit* And yes I almost did shoot her ass the first time I played :P
I *did* shoot her ass the first time that happened! XD
"AND THE MAD WIZARD FALLS!
saves me the trouble."
-Monthron (i think that was his name), Baldurs Gate
"I wonder if it won't change it's mind, once I defeat you."
-Sephy, KH2 (that sounds strangely awesome to me)
"so, uhh, why are you all skeleton-y"
-Goofy, KH2
"Got it memorised?"
-Axel, KH2
(yes i play KH alot)
"I have no idea what you just said... And your suit sucks!"
A line from Sly Cooper 2, just before you fight Dimitri. If only I remembered what Dimitri said.
"That's it. The game's over. Go outside now."
- The end of Sly Cooper 2
QuoteWhen on your way out
Be sure that you say goodbye
Then lock the door tight.
Mr. Everdred, EarthBound
QuoteNo, I'm talking about an actual smell. Like if stinkbombs layed eggs and then those went bad?
QuoteIt's fake. I'm afraid the other assassins are goning to make fun of me.
QuoteI am a grieving widow.
Raz, Psychonauts
"Look in the refridgerator. You'll find something in there that will let you see the world as I see it."
"Uh, no thanks, I don't drink. Before noon, that is."
-Raz and the Milkman, Psychonauts
"You need to enter the Milkman's grave. But what you'll find in there is neither man, nor milk."
-Milkman, Psychonauts
Girlscout: "I'm sorry sir, but you must have me confused with someone else. Say, would you like to buy some cookies?"
Raz: "AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"
"And... the seas.... will run...white....with his wrath."
Girlscout Denmother (about the Milkman), Psychonauts
I was born out of the greediness of mankind.......while men exist so will I.: Bacterion Gradius 3 arcade
Zomg Roflweign is here! D:
Quote from: Vaguely Creepy on September 10, 2006, 04:17:52 AM
"And... the seas.... will run...white....with his wrath."
Girlscout Denmother (about the Milkman), Psychonauts
That's it - I
have to get this game.
It's a good game, but beware the final level. That's one hell of a brain ****ing mindtrip.
"Whud iz diz plaaaze?"
-Bill Rizer, Super Contra
wow, what a mansion!
resident evil 1...i forgot who said that but i thought it was funny... :p
Quote from: Tapewolf on September 10, 2006, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Vaguely Creepy on September 10, 2006, 04:17:52 AM
"And... the seas.... will run...white....with his wrath."
Girlscout Denmother (about the Milkman), Psychonauts
That's it - I have to get this game.
Glad I could help you make the decision! :D It really is a great and hilarious game.
QuoteI only have one, very important question:
You got a smoke?
Luis Sera, Resident Evil 4
Luis: "Let me guess....she's the President's daughter?"
Leon: "Heh. That's too good for a guess. Wanna start explaining?"
Luis: "Psychic powers...
...
...
Nah, I'm kidding."
Luis Sera and Leon S. Kennedy, Resident Evil 4
"Good Riddence, Blood Raven"
-Barb/Necro (cant remember which one) after defeating Blood Raven--Diablo 2
"DJ play will summon up demons! Let's get down." JGR
Man: My name is...
backup group: JAGUAR!
(SC5)
"So, there I was, surrounded by FIVE of the meanest mettleheads you ever saw, slime oozing from massive jaws, teeth sharp as daggers! slowly all TEN of em circle me, but do I panic? No! I summon my killer instincts and pounce! YEAH! WHOA! And when the dust settled, there were TWENTY less mettleheads in the world."
Daxter- JakII
"Wait! Give me another chance! It's been a long time since I've kissed a man! I CAN DO BETTER!"
-Rexus, Armed and Dangerous
"I haven't been this high since 1976. High up. High UP."
-Rome (I think), Armed and Dangerous (at the highest point in the game)
"This is Blind Man's Volcano, named for the famed blind seer, Rexus."
"Um, Yan? It's just a mountain."
"Well, what did you expect? The poor man was blind!"
-Conversation in Giants: Citizen Kabuto
"Now she says you must run through oncoming traffic with your genetalia exposed."
-Yan, Giants: Citizen Kabuto
"That's gotta be the sickest thing I've ever seen."
(Points to Yan)
"Except for that poncy git there."
-Reg, Giants: Citizen Kabuto
"You're a righteous fiend, aren't you?"
"Apparently, I am."
-Raziel to his past self, Soul Reaver 2
"You said it yourself, Kain... there are only two sides to your coin."
"Apparently so, but suppose you throw a coin enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge."
-Raziel & Kain, Soul Reaver 2
"You may ponder the futility of your ambitions as you spend a deathless eternity beneath a mountain of rubble. You and your Soul Reaver will go equally mad as the eons pass. The Citadel of the apostates will become your living tomb."
"Your words are heartening. For you would not fear us, unless we could truly do you harm."
"No! You are nothing!"
"False God! This is the end... the final turn of your Wheel!"
-Kain and the Elder God, Legacy of Kain: Defiance
"Vae Victis... Woe to the conquered!"
-Raziel, Legacy of Kain: Defiance
"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and uguarded."
Librarian Isador Akios - Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War
"Twice now, some unbreakable obstacle has 'miraculously' disappeared. Someone is secretly helping us and I wish they'd stop!"
General Sturnn - WH40K: Winter Assault
"I feel the warp overtaking me... It is a gooood pain!"
- Various Chaos Infantry - WH40K: DoW/Winter Assault
"Move here! Move there! Make up yur bloody mind a'ready!"
Ork Slugga Boy - WH40K: DoW/Winter Assault
"Oh! Fresh meat! I can make so many improvements!"
Ork Mad Dok - WH40K: DoW/Winter Assault
"Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."
Ork Tankbusta - WH40K: DoW/Winter Assault
"MORTAR COMBAT!"
Dwarven Mortar Team - WarCraft III
"Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."
Elven Priest - WarCraft III
"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh... but probably not."
Elven Bloodmage - WarCraft III: The Frozen Throne
"I see... absolutely nothing."
Illidan Stormrage - WarCraft III
In case of an emergency landing,YOU may be used as a floatation device.
Terran dropshit pilot,Starcraft.
1 small step for man...1 giant "radio static" STOP POKING ME!
Protoss Observer,Starcraft.
(hi pitched voice) I thnik we may have a gas leak.
Terran Science Vessle,Starcraft
You gotta click on then a few times before they say them tho.
"Rest in peace, dood!" -Four Prinnies, in unison, at the end of their quadruple team combo attack.
Hmm, I'll go get more Disgaea quotes...
No sheep were harmed during the creation of this game.
...Well exept for one, but he had it coming!
-End of Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando (2)
"You know what I really miss? Soft underpants. You know how it lifts, cradles...*sigh*" - Daxter, Jak 3
"Tommy, you're not playing fast and loose with time and space again are you?"
Lost Vikings 2.
*twitching japanese school girl lying in a fetal position in a pool of glowing green goo*
Natalya "What did you do to her?"
Crypto "Look this isn't what it looks like"
Natalya "I don't even know what it looks like. Quick just give her some money for therapy and lets get the hell out of here."
Crypto tossing a hand full of pocket change "I'd better get laid after all this."
Destroy all humans 2
"This isn't a game!"
(Glance towards the camera... o.O )
--Seem, Jak III
"Cloud. You'll never let go of the darkness."
"...Shut up."
--Cloud and Sephiroth, KH2 (Cloud just sounds so COOL when he says that!)
"Sure, let's help...then we can go see Santa!"
"..."
"Uh, but first, the Heartless!"
--Sora, KH2 (Sora's like a little kid in this world, it's too darn cute)
"Heyyy five-chins...how's crimes?"
"What's his problem, eh?"
"Nothin', 'm jus' fine. *Hic* Mind yer own bidness... *Hic*" (falls over)
--Daxter and Krew, Jak II (Possibly the FUNNIEST moment)
"Snake...Snake! SNAAAAAKE!"
--Rikku from FFX-2 in battle with a machina
"Minus four respect points, Rikku."
"Ohh, how many left?"
"Fourty-seven."
--Paine and Rikku, FFX-2
"You there, stop right there! What's the password?"
"What?" (out of a choice between "What?" and "...")
"That's right! Hey boss, our ally has arrived"
"That's not our ally, that's a total stranger!"
"But he knew the password!"
"....."
Legend of Mana, PS2
"Falco: Kat! You always seem to be in the right place!"
"Kat: Yeah I do, don't I?"
~Star Fox Command
Yay for Storyline in Falco's view :3
"Falco, to Wolf: No! Bad wolf! Sit! Stay!"
Colonel: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
Iroquois Pliskin: The cardboard box that you have is ideal for fooling your enemies. It's a very important tool for infiltration missions.
Raiden: Really?
Iroquois Pliskin: Of course. I can't begin to count the number of agents whose lives were saved by a cardboard box...
Raiden: You mean everyone's using them?
Iroquois Pliskin: Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it won't be of much use to you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay?
~Metal Gear Solid 2
"You have the right to soak in your own urine"
Kang from True Crime
"You are weak like Ukraine!"
~ Russian Commissar, Empires: Dawn of the Modern World
"Ivan's not home."
~ Crazy Ivan, Red Alert 2
"Doggie!" (Thick accent, not sure on this.)
"Extra crispy!"
"Got juice?"
~ Shock/Tesla Trooper, Red Alert: Aftermath
"Cha-ching!"
This is a classic.
~ Tanya, Red Alert
"Tally ho!"
~ British troops, Codename: Panzers
"I'M HIT! MY GOD, I'M HIT!" -- in German
~ German infantry, Codename: Panzers
Special note on Codename: Panzers;
How come only the German and Russian "Commanders" speak English, while the rest of the troops speak in their native tongue?
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" - G Man, HL2
I went trough this topic, so hopefuly I didnt miss that it was poted alreaty. :P
"today, Where having Goulaush! You don't wana' know, You really don't wanna know.."
(you eat it, you've had worse)
-Anne, Quest for Glory: Dragon Fire
I've really got to find that again, once I get a comp of my own that is.
"Better never than late" - some bad guy
I actually forgot which game this came from but I remember it.
"Everybody DANCE!" - Avatar, Ultima 7 & Serpent's isle
There are of course many excellent quotes and wonderful side characters in all manner of games out there, but none are in my eyes so perfectly unbalanced and simply ingenious as HK-47, the arrogant, violence-endorsing assassin droid from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
HK-47 on leisure time:
"Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"
HK-47 on morals:
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
HK-47 on efficiency:
"Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."
HK-47 on love:
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
HK-47 on people:
"Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags!"
HK-47 on Me...
"Statement: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing its impact for days."
Xenogears just had some great script writing.
"That explosion was nothing to worry about. It happens all the time."
I like this quote because it supports the fact that Citan is the most bad ass PC of any RPG ever.
"If god doesn't exist in our world, then... I will create god with my own hands! Sophia... Please guide me... I will destroy all false pretences of love, for you..."
Krelian demonstrates madness and insanity at it's finest.
"Even if I go to hell, I will live to the end of this world. And if the world does not come to an end... I will destroy it with my own hands!"
Grahf takes a high dive off the deep end as well, about at the same time as Krelian too.
And finally, I'm pretty sure about everyone heard this one, even if they never played Xenogears.
"Master, sir, did you just see my MAD SKILLZ?"
The mad skillz of HAMMER! You will FEAR!
"What's wrong?" - moron
SIGH!? What is SIGH?- Rudra
"X-nauts. Sounds like a brand of tissue. To the extreme, or something."
-Koops, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
"I-am-ev-il-Ho-mer! I-am-ev-il-Ho-mer!"
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons: Road Rage
"AAAAAAAUUGGHHH!! MY SPIIIINNNE!"
-Old Toadsworth, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
Again from Super robot Wars
*Howls like a wolf*
-Excellen Browning using the "Howling Launcher"
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-Excellen Browning using the Oxtounge Rifle D
Black hole gun, won't you come? And wash away the rain, black hole gun, won't you come, won't you come...
-Irm using the Black Hole gun. A cookie to anyone who actually gets what Irm was referencing.
Garnet: "She's tougher than the Sneaky Service."
Giado: "...That's Secret Service."
Garnet: "What's the difference?"
Quote from: King Of Hearts on November 05, 2006, 07:31:20 AM
Black hole gun, won't you come? And wash away the rain, black hole gun, won't you come, won't you come...
-Irm using the Black Hole gun. A cookie to anyone who actually gets what Irm was referencing.
'Black Hole Sun' by Soundgarden.
"No beads, you crazy old man!"
--Indiana Jones, Fate of Atlantis
*gives Tapewolf a box of Chocolate chip, Peanut, and Raisin cookies"
the title says everything...it can be any genere...rpg, fighting...
my first, simply the best ever!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/raphael9999/artoffighting1.jpg)
edit:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/raphael9999/FinalFantasyII-TheNon-Cheeseball-1.png)
The Cocky little freaks (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=962.0) thread is doing something like this, but whatever.
(http://www.jpmorris.force9.co.uk/stuff/screen44.gif)
I wish I could remember how I did that...
**EDIT**
I submit that this screenshot from Alchemist is possibly one of the best congratulations screens of all time:
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/tapewolf/scraps/alchemist.png)
(Nice game, though - I simply had to play it after recalling it in a dream. Once again I failed to complete the entire quest as an eagle, accidentally hitting the wrong key and reverting to crazy-old-man form on three occasions.)
"So is that really a horn on your head or are you just happy to see... see... I am so scared right now I can't even finish my lame joke."
"OW! Pain! Pain is bad!"
"it's Cloberin' time! er.. well y'know..."
"If i were the Hulk this would be so over right now."
-Peter Parker, Ultamate Spiderman
Not really a quote, but I love the spotter's lack of concern for your life in NASCAR Racing 2003 Season.
(after getting spun in the trioval at 'dega, blowing over, flying into the fence, getting hit 5000 times upside down, and destroying your car)
"You have low oil pressure."
(edit) Merg'd with "Cocky Little Freaks" (/edit)
"You spoony bard!"(I believe edge, FFIV)
"All your base are belong to us." Katz, Zerowing (unbelieveable, no one mentioned this yet.)
I wish I'd paid more attention playing FFXII, there were a few I'd have liked to remember
Quote from: Reese Tora on November 18, 2006, 01:26:06 PM
"All your base are belong to us." Katz, Zerowing (unbelieveable, no one mentioned this yet.)
You mean CATS, which is technically wrong.. if it wasn't for that translation existing
Quote from: Reese Tora on November 18, 2006, 01:26:06 PM
"You spoony bard!"(I believe edge, FFIV)
It was sage Tellah.
Quote from: Ink on October 27, 2006, 01:28:00 AM
"Tally ho!"
~ British troops, Codename: Panzers
"I'M HIT! MY GOD, I'M HIT!" -- in German
~ German infantry, Codename: Panzers
Special note on Codename: Panzers;
How come only the German and Russian "Commanders" speak English, while the rest of the troops speak in their native tongue?
I've wondered about that too, also the commanders say the same things.
Hans Von Gröbel, Aleksander Vladimiriov, and Jeffrey S. Wilson in
Codename: Panzers Phase one
"My men are excellent soldiers."
"God give them brains!"
Also found this in the bonus scenario map
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i100/shadrok1/other/close.jpg)
for full screen shot (http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i100/shadrok1/other/Alien.jpg)
Ok, a quote I liked from Final Fantasy X-2:
Yuna: Give me a Y!
Rikku: Give me an R!
Paine: Give me a break!
What's that smell?*sniff sniff* Oooh, Bad dog! - Orc raider (Warcraft 3)
Quote from: Reese Tora on November 18, 2006, 01:26:06 PM
"All your base are belong to us." Katz, Zerowing (unbelieveable, no one mentioned this yet.)
That's because I told everybody to shut the hell up about it at the top of the thread. :freeze
Some more off the top of mine and my brother's head...
Rikku: "Think we need a password?"
Paine: "How about 'Kick...its...ass'?"
--FFX-2
Tidus: "This is my story. It'll go how I want it, or I'll end it here!"
--(Awesome line...) FFX
Bad guy: (Suddenly rushes past...) "Run! Run away!" (Runs into a dark void, closes behind him.)
Sora: "...Okaaay..."
--KH2
Demyx: "Oooh...I TOLD them they were sending the wrong guy..."
Sora: "Who IS this kook?"
--KH2
Norn: "Eem fat Mom."
--Creatures 2
Jak: "I bet you've hatched another BRILLIANT plan in that hungry little brain of yours. So, who or what do we have to shake down, knock out, or blow up?"
--Jak 2
"Hold on to your drawers and don't piss in 'em!"
-Cid, FFVII
And who could forget the popular...
"Drink your !@#$ tea!"
-Also Cid
Mmm, Blood and Blood 2...
"Now, where did all those gun-toting madmen get to?"
~Caleb
"Don't have much luck with trains, do you?"
"You just made your second mistake... you stuck around."
"Oh, really? What was my first mistake?"
"Letting me live."
~ Gideon and Caleb
"What are you doing? He wants you to follow him, you dumb bastard."
"No one ever accused me of being smart."
~ Ophelia and Caleb
"You have two choices. Run now and live, or stay and die."
"I'm staying!"
"Then you're dying..."
~ Caleb and a Prophet
"Good morning/afternoon/evening mister Cal-eeb. We're from a market research firm and we're doing a survey on computer games. Now, this is not an attempt to devalue anything. Okay, first question: Are you currently or have you ever been a character in a computer game?"
".., you've gotta be kidding me..."
~ The Phone and Caleb
"I. HATE. MIMES."
~ Caleb
Caleb is awesome, thankyouverymuch.
Shut up ya dang girl! Or your gonna get a lickin'!!-Steam Knight Rootrick-Brave Fencer Mushahsi
Rootrick =/= steam knight
"The team of excellence dose it again! Nice shooting Sly!"
"Hey we would've been dead in the water if it weren't for you Murry."
"When you two are done making out, I'll see you at the safe house. Sheesh!"
-(in order) Murry, Sly and Bentley, Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves
"Am I the only one who finds it odd that our host is a giant talking cat who's also a mafia boss!?" - Jonny Garland, Shadow Hearts: From the New World. May not be his actual phrasing, but still great.
Mexican Newspaper Guy: "Of course, there's some tabloids printing stories about giant cats and vampires, but give me some credit here."
*Mao and Hilda look embarassed*
Mao: I know what you're thinking...
Hilda: Wasn't us!
- Same game, same likelyhood of the phrasing being off.
Quote from: Boogeyman on December 28, 2006, 07:45:30 PM
"Am I the only one who finds it odd that our host is a giant talking cat who's also a mafia boss!?" - Jonny Garland, Shadow Hearts: From the New World. May not be his actual phrasing, but still great
Shadow Hearts: Covenant was more awesome, and this quote is why. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30MvYC59YU)
"Check out my Warhammer, it cost me 40k" - Dwarf Gryphon Rider, WC3
"All your base are belong to us"- Katz(if you didnt know this one, i will be forced to hurt you)
"If someone levels a shotgun your way, you kill 'em, skin 'em, and bash in their skull. Self preservation is a vital part of humanity, my favorite in fact" - Jack, VtM: Bloodlines
Quote from: Teroniss on December 29, 2006, 03:21:23 PM
"All your base are belong to us"- Katz(if you didnt know this one, i will be forced to hurt you)
Quote from: Warlike on September 03, 2006, 03:04:24 AM
Video game quote time. Post your favorites VG quotes or some you think have been important or infamous. Please don't just post random game qoutes just because you remember them, and try to post something that at least has meaning beyond the context of the game (in other words, don't post long RPG conversations that constantly refer to terms people could only learn from 70 hours of gameplay or the like.) No All Your Base ect. since that has been pretty much overkilled at this point. Finally please note the origin of the quote.
It seems it will be me who has to hurt you. ELOHEL RAFFLES
"Today, we're on a secret mission to get some coffee and donuts. Problem is, the Germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts. So now, we gotta go kick their asses." - Call of Duty 3
(During a "victory dance" scene)
"Aww, you two make a cute couple"-Norma Beatty
"Shut up Norma"-Senel Coolidge and Chloe Valens
-Tales of Legendia
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 29, 2006, 06:08:00 PM
"Today, we're on a secret mission to get some coffee and donuts. Problem is, the Germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts. So now, we gotta go kick their asses." - Call of Duty 3
:lol That one nearly made me spill my drink.
Anyway, here's one:
"Here's a riddle. When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: whenever you want it to be." - American McGee's Alice
Oh, and Caleb from the Blood series is indeed awesome. :3
To quote the same game as the title (that is, Star Fox 64):
Boss: [Submerged, periscope destroyed]
I can't see anything!
...
FIRE ANYWAY!!
From Vanguard Bandits for Playstation. All battle quotes are randomized; the attacker randomizes from a list of attacking quotes and the attacked does the same. (Example Attacker: Have at you! Defender: Ow!) I had the PERFECT matchup from the random quotes.
Attacking Mech: There you are!
Defending Mech: Here I am!
Again, it is from Vanguard Bandits, one of the best games of all time, IMO. :)
'Whatever you think is right; you're wrong..And that is a big mistake.' Setzer to Roxas in Kingdom Hearts 2.
Double Post!!!! Kill it with fire. :rm
Build castle walls to stay alive- Rampart
Monk! I need a monk!
-Age of Empires II: Age of Kings
"mind if I do my happy dance?"- Spiderman, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance.
"A deadman is no different than anybody else. In the end, it's only our strength of spirit that allows us to go on."
~Juji Kabane, Gungrave: Overdose
""Come on, you ponderous exoskeleton... you cocoon-eating lobster-faced cave-dwelling arthropoidal alimentary sphincter muscle!"
~Ludger Brink, The Dig
"So what's the surprise?"
"Oh, just your average everyday pre-regulation destroyer-class solid-fuel recoil booster."
".......you're serious."
"Yes."
~Ben and Maureen, Full Throttle
"You don't want to kill me, 47. We're practically brothers, you can't shoot me."
"I can do whatever I'm paid to."
~ Mark Parchezzi III and Agent 47, Hitman: Blood Money
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
Random party goer, Tihark Orchard mission, Guild Wars Nightfall (obviously a Real Genius reference)
"No citizens over, or under, the age of 18 may appear on, or in, the streets after curfew is in progress. Violators of Inquisition curfew may be intimidated, incarcerated, lacerated and/or masticated if time permits and the weather is fine."
Grand Inquisition, Zork Grand Inquisitor
"Permasuck, from Frobozz Electric. We don't make things that suck, we make things that suck permanently."
Frobozz Electric, Zork Grand Inquisitor
"Ain't got time to play with myself."
-Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem 3d, when you try to use the pinball machine "Duke Nukem: Balls of steel"
Wasn't balls of steel an entirely different game in the arcade? (You know, since it was a plug for a real game)
Quote from: Azlan on January 08, 2007, 08:43:37 PM
"No citizens over, or under, the age of 18 may appear on, or in, the streets after curfew is in progress. Violators of Inquisition curfew may be intimidated, incarcerated, lacerated and/or masticated if time permits and the weather is fine."
Grand Inquisition, Zork Grand Inquisitor
"Permasuck, from Frobozz Electric. We don't make things that suck, we make things that suck permanently."
Frobozz Electric, Zork Grand Inquisitor
Ah, ZGI...
"Shun magic! Shun the
appearance of magic! Shun
everything! And then, shun
shunning!"
"And above all,
never forget: Who - is - the boss - of you?
ME! I - AM - THE BOSS - OF YOU! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU!!"
-Yannick, the Grand Inquisitor
I've got to transliterate the Hades phone service sometime.
"For a list of questions, please press two. For a list of numbers, count to ten. To press two, please press seven. To press nine, please press three..."
Something to that effect.
The only thing i'm giving up is an ass-kicking! -God Hand
"We bring gifts"
-Chinise Nuke Cannon~ Command and Conquer: Generals
'Do not run! We are your friends!' - Goblin Techies; Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne.
'WHAAAZ HAPPENIN!?' - Goblin Techies; Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne
" 'Kill the dwarves!' 'We are the dwarves!' " - Dwarven Mortar Team; Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne
"Status of relation: Upgraded. Invitation extended: consume mass quantities."
~ Ambassador Kuh'rekt, City of Villains
"That's just my style."
~Adell, Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories (on a variety of topics)
"Plan comes together: I love it!"
~ Ambassador Kuh'rekt, City of Villains
"Boiler: Balls of brass, sir! Polished to the nth degree!
Conker: Oh no. A bourgeoid, big-bullocked boiler. That's all I need."
~Conker's Bad Fur Day
"Don't be foolish, you foolish fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes." - von Karma, Phoenix Wright 2
"Violence solves all of life's problems!"- Bullies, Bully.
Dropping a warship on me is cheating! Take it back!
-Id from Xenogears
"You are the 8th *snerk* greatest Lord"
-'the gene', Stronghold Crusader
I present some of the taunting from Karras, the arch-villain in Thief 2, who is totally off his trolley and sounds like Droopy.
"What hast thou... built, Garrett?
When the time comes to review thy life, with the Master Builder afore thee, and the question is asked "What hast thou built?" What will thee say, poor Garrett? For thou art a man of destruction, not construction! 'Tis the biggest sin of all.
Build thyself today a good house! That would please Him, much!"
--Karras, Thief 2
"Who is Karras, but the hand of the Builder? What the Builder wills, Karras does! What the Builder wants, Karras makes! Praise to Karras! (and the builder.)"
--Karras, Thief 2
(sobbing) "I have built so many things! I have made servants from street scum! I have made towers and arches from raw ore! I have built to glorify Him that is Builder and teacher... if ever I did a thing, it was always... for Him! He knows this! For He knows... He knows all!"
--Karras, Thief 2
"I see thee! And the one they called Garrett did come... Another(?) was he, and trickery and stealth were his weapons. Then Karras the brave did seize him, and smote him right down! With the venom of truth and the mace of the righteous. Praise Karras!"
--Karras, Thief 2
"Nay, nay! Stop thy destructions, Garrett. Thou art... not important. Thou hast not built anything, not like Karras has, mmm! I shall strike thee down for certain this time."
--Karras, Thief 2
"I do not comprehend."
~Gale's response to almost everything emotional in Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga
"Don't worry about her. She's just pissed because her girlfriend got killed."
"What is 'pissed'? ....Her girlfriend? ... I do not comprehend."
~Heat and Gale, demonstrating the above, Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga
"Come to think of it, shouldn't your title say *Demon Queen* Etna?"
"Oh that! I had that hacked a long time ago."
Adell and Etna, Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories
"You have chosen to follow your own will and walk the path of thorns, as I did. In time, your true adversary will appear to you... until then, stay strong..."
~Mystery Voice, No Reason Ending, Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer's Call.
As promised, quotes from evil Bob Page at the end of Deus Ex:
"Fine. What do you want? Money? You can have VersaLife, the whole damn company. Power? I'll get you on Mead's cabinet. I'm serious. Just forget about that last reactor..."
"All right. I get the picture - you want a piece of the pie, or you're going to toss the whole pie out the window. Fair enough. You can have anything you want. How about Europe? Your own continent... just let me complete my preparations..."
"Go ahead! Blow this place sky-high. You might get rid of ME, but you'll take down Aquinas, the power grid... the whole electronic infrastructure! Is that what you want?? Are you completely nuts?!?"
(If the player shuts down the reactor cooling system. This is one of three possible endings)
I got the 3rd of those WITHOUT having shut down any of the reactors. I think it's a locational thing when you get near the reactors. I guess it expects you to go down in a slightly more logical order, shutting down reactors as you go.
~~
<Raiden> "Are you sure you'll have enough for yourself?"
*Snake points at bandanna* "Infinite Ammo."
(Pokey's taunting during the battle with Giygas in EarthBound)
'I understand you guys are already claiming to be heroes.
'Well, it is a gazillion years too early for you to oppose Giygas!
'You must feel pretty stupid to keep fighting without even knowing
'what Giygas looks like!
'If you were to ever see Giygas, you'd be so petrified with fear,
'you'd never be able to run away!
'...That's how scary it is!
'So, do you want me to turn off the "Devil's Machine?"
'Well, prepare to be amazed!
'So, isn't this terrifying?
'I'm terrified, too.
'Giygas cannot think rationally any more,
'and he isn't even aware of what he is doing now.
'His own mind was destroyed by his incredible power.
'What an all-mighty idiot!
'Yep, that's what he is!
'Heh heh heh heh...
"Surrender or die in obscurity!" -Ramza, Final Fantasy Tactics
"Roads? How boring!" - Rocket buggy, C&C Generals.
And then we have things that you almost wished got in game. (http://www.bungie.net/images/games/halo2/audio/outtakes/banks/stacker_e3_outtake2.mp3) :razz
"Now Irale can make a flamethrower for you! You can have such fun! -Weran
If anyone knows what game this is from, they win.
Strife?
You win. *Gives you the prize*
Yeah I got a prize! -dances- I haven't played Strife in forever but the only Weran I know of is from Strife so hey. =D
Brilliant game, too. Though the Proving Grounds are crappy.
"You can't kill the Messiah."
~ Kane, leader of the Brotherhood of Nod, Command & Conquer series.
"A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping through the earth. Bodies in the streets. Cities turned to dust. Retaliation..."
~Paxton Fettel, F.E.A.R, to the main character.
"Welcome back Corporal Kane. May I be the first to say, you look like shit."
~ Sledge, Quake 4, after the main character emerges from the Strogg Medical Facility.
"I don't know what's going to happen now. I'm the one and only keeper of the greatest secret in the universe. What should I do with all that power? Forget it? Put it in the service of humanity? I've never dreamt about being a god. I just want to live my life like anybody else, with my wife and child. I'm afraid that destiny might have another path for me..."
~ Lucas Kane, part of his end monologue, Fahrenheit
...there are a lot of Kanes here....
"I've had it with people whining about 'guns kill people,' guns don't kill people, death kills people. Ask a doctor, it's a medical fact. You can't die from a bullet. You can die from a cardiac arrest or organ failure or a major hemorrhage, small piece of metal ain't the problem. Besides, I only use my machine-gun in the safety of my own home and car. I ain't hurting nobody. And countries that don't have guns ain't American."
-Chatterbox, the gun caller, GTA3
"My favorite saying is 'Sleep on it'. Look it up if you don't understand." ~Dorimon, Digimon DS
"Hey, what day was last Wednesday?"
"Man, I'm not getting enough sleep recently! I slept for only 13 hours last night!" ~ Terriermon, same game
"Do you like baseball? I love it! A baseball's really delicious to eat!" ~ Tokomon, same game
I'm surprised no one's posted random sword-fight insults from Secret of Monkey Island...
Some of my favorites...
"I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!" - "I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose!"
"No one's ever drawn blood from me and no one ever will!" - "You run THAT fast?"
"My hankercheif will wipe up your blood!" - "So you got that job as a janitor after all."
...and probable the most famous of all...
"You fight like a dairy farmer!" - "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."
The Secret of Monkey Island, Sword Fighting Insults
To continue the monkay island silliness...
"My arms have been mistaken for tree trunks!" "A defoliator could really help with that."
"My grandma has stronger arms than you do!" "Coincidentially, she and I both have better bladder control than you."
The Judge from Beneath a Steel Sky. Wow.
"Silence when you speak to me!"
"The counsel earns five points, for a well timed interruption!"
"Counsel, you may start the BONUS ROUND!"
"Howard Hobbins, you have won tonight's star prize! Life imprisonment!"