Sorry for the rant

[LewCoxydweddy]

    
While ]vacationing i n Southern Texas, I decided to take a hike down along the border this morning. I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.  Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.  Being a responsible person and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.    
It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.  I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...

*edited for spam links*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... I like the joke, though. Tasteless.