Star Wreck'd (OOC) ["M"] (Back, but still Open.)

[That_wolf]

Who's pants tenting? Also, who says only one person can fit. Thirdly, Jason's still naked?

[Drayco84]

Sorry, it's a one-person ride. Everyone else will have to wait until Ash has had his turn.

On the other hand... There's a good chance that at least one person will like it... A lot...

[That_wolf]

Which will take about 20 minutes. Please form a line from the doorway, out, and leave your clothes in the incenerator 'Storage bin'.

Edit: or, in thelaundry chute, that goeshalfway across the ship(Ahem, GM, I think Ash's clothes need washing.)(Making Ash's life hellish is fun! Just dont burn hs nice clothes, please.

Edited again: Is the screen like a window to the inside, an analisis, or cameras in the tentacles? Also, who says these tentaclesare limited to just ONE cabnit?

[Drayco84]

Which will take about 20 minutes. Please form a line from the doorway, out, and leave your clothes in the incenerator 'Storage bin'.

30-40 minutes, depending on the size of the subject and how many orifices they have.

[Inumo]

Who's pants tenting? Also, who says only one person can fit. Thirdly, Jason's still naked?

Yours, I figured, and of course. Jason's strange in that he doesn't mind being naked, taking off clothes, or wearing clothes in public, but getting dressed in public is an entirely different matter.

EDIT to avoid double post: Did we already get launched...?

[That_wolf]

That's weird. Also brings up the question Why does he even NEED clothes, if he's unasmamed?

[hapless]

Gah ha ha! Let me guess... constructing it this way was cheaper than using a standard-issue nanoscan sleeve?

That's weird. Also brings up the question Why does he even NEED clothes, if he's unasmamed?

Because other people think he should be dressed, and react undesirably otherwise, I think.

[Inumo]

That's weird. Also brings up the question Why does he even NEED clothes, if he's unasmamed?

Because other people think he should be dressed, and react undesirably otherwise, I think.

Pretty much, which is why those three pants/shirts are all he has in terms of clothing.

[That_wolf]

So... why the 'Must... dress... in... PRIVACY!' thing? also, Inumo, I'm waiting on you to post(Or... uh... how do I post, without turning this into haardcore Tentacle porn, Gm needed, I think.I don't fully understand what/how I can do anything inthe cabnit, and how it works.)

[Inumo]

So... why the 'Must... dress... in... PRIVACY!' thing? also, Inumo, I'm waiting on you to post(Or... uh... how do I post, without turning this into haardcore Tentacle porn, Gm needed, I think.I don't fully understand what/how I can do anything inthe cabnit, and how it works.)

Just a quirk of his (and lets me have an excuse to keep him naked for hilarity more often). Also, you can always just gloss over the tentacle-rape portion, and skip to the part where he comes out naked with his clothes on the floor. That, or have the clothing retrieved by some small mechanism to have him re-dressed before getting dumped out.

Also, I'm assuming we just glossed over the launch, since there's no response from Drayco.

[That_wolf]

But the launch is going to be awsome sounding. Also, I intend forthe clothes to besorted as 'Needs washing' and sent to the laundry room. Top floor(we're on the bottom floor.)

[Azlan]

The last post from Drayco, besides the tentacle rape, states to prepare for the launch.  I didn't see anything that addresses the actual launch, so I suspect we are still waiting for it to occur.

[Inumo]

Hm, then Meany might need to edit a bit...

[Drayco84]

Meany has been informed via chat, and will go edit.

And Azlan, I'm surprised at you! That sounded awfully... Picard-ish... Not that it's a bad thing, it just surprised me a little...

[Drayco84]

So... why the 'Must... dress... in... PRIVACY!' thing? also, Inumo, I'm waiting on you to post(Or... uh... how do I post, without turning this into haardcore Tentacle porn, Gm needed, I think.I don't fully understand what/how I can do anything inthe cabnit, and how it works.)

Oh, don't worry... Here's the plan...

Shortly after the ship stopped its insane acceleration, The "cabinet" doors opened and a slime-coated, thoroughly-violated Ash took two weak steps away from the device while the doors shut themselves, and promptly fell to the floor...

And then, what Ash does from there is up to you.

[That_wolf]

Can Ash' clothes be sent to the laundry room? They look like they need to be washed.

[Drayco84]

They already got spat out.

Laundry room? Dang, I forgot something else...

[That_wolf]

What did you forget, or do weneed to wait untill it shows up, untill we know?

[Drayco84]

Well, nobody expects the crew to live beyond their first mission, so I guess they weren't included...

I think the closets full of red uniforms might have something to do with that...

[Draken]

Since when do androids have to wear uniforms?  >.>

By the by, for post purposes: When I say "anything but English"?  I mean straight English.   

you can do texan, you can do L337, Rap, Jazzy, Pig Latin; ANYTHING but straight, understandable English.  Have fun.

[Drayco84]

I'll be lazy and translate it into hexidecimal.

[That_wolf]

No laundry room? Somone needs to fix that.

[Inumo]

SquirrelWizard, if Seras keeps that bubble up, he's gonna get left behind, unless I'm misreading. Is it that Seras will stay in that exact, absolute location, or that he'll not feel any of the forces and the bubble will absorb impacts in a somewhat rigid fashion?

[SquirrelWizard]

its ultimately an intertial barrier. the inertia from the sudden acceleration is blocked by the gravitons on both the acceleration and decelleration. Excessive changes in acceleration is blocked, slower changes arent.

[Inumo]

Okay, so kinda like one of those bubble-shields in Halo 3 (best thing I can liken it to) that blocks bullets but lets people through.

By the way, when will launch occur? Kinda boring having Jason just sorta braced in the door frame.

[That_wolf]

...He can look at the monitor that's monitoring Ash, if he swings that way. Though not being allowed to post, due to the over-sexual-ness of ash's situation is [somewhat] boring.

[Inumo]

Remember, we're under the banner of Mature here. Just go thoughts/feelings instead of actual physical stuff. Hope that makes sense. Also, he don't swing that way. Sorry.

[That_wolf]

It'd go like this
'oh [boop] yes, these [boop] [boop]in [boop] [boop] [boop] my [boop]! This [booping] [boop] [boop] so [boop] [boop] me! [booooooooooooooooooo-]'

So... no.

(I actually thought out most of that post.)

[Inumo]

Or you could do something more like "The probes came as a surprise. While they did whatever they were supposed to do, Jason said to no one in particular, 'Aren't medical exams supposed to get less invasive, not more?' Either way, he relaxed into their grip and enjoyed the ride."

[SquirrelWizard]

or you could infer that something horrible happened.

A simple, "lets not talk about it." or being overly evasive with the subject while showing a healthy bit of concern while around the cabinet would serve the same purpose.