Be the last poster.

[e_voyager]

have a stinger for your stomach?

[Chairtastic]

Unfortunately no. But I gots acid for it.  Lots of acid.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Sulfuric Acid, Nitric Acid or "the Good" Acid? 

[Chairtastic]

Would it be horrifying to say all three?

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Are you gonna share? 

[Chairtastic]

If, in turn, you share them mint spaghetti noodles.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

You got a Deal!  *passes a plate of noodles*

[Sunblink]

Ew, it'd be like eating dental floss. XD

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

But dental floss is often minty.

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

Hmm, if it's minty noodles with chocolate sauce I want some.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

You can always add the chocolate sauce if you want.

Do you still want some? *holds a plate*

[MT Hazard]

Chocolate goes, or can be made to go with anything. ANYTHING....edible.

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

Actually I'm not that sure about that... I once had a sausage with chocolate pudding. It really didn't taste nice at all.

[bradypodidae]

Who in their right culinary mind would use sausage with chocolate pudding? In cooking 101 it clearly states that chocolate pudding deserves BACON!

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

Well we didn't have any bacon and the closest we could get was with that sausage Actually we were sure that any combination at least deserves testing, but after the testing I changed my mind

[Lisky]

... Let me make a note to never try any of your guys' cooking experiments

[bradypodidae]

But Bas, my chocolate covered BLT is devilishly delicious!

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

I have recieved great praise for my cooking and baking. People say I'm ready for marriage

[bradypodidae]

I would politely suggest that if you do decide to marry, make sure your partner is as capable and enjoys cooking just as well as you, or at least has no qualms with the "I cook, you clean the kitchen/do the dishes" division of shared domestic labor.

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

I'd say my current boyfriend can cook anything with meat. So I guess we won't die of starvation. I'm not sure about all the other housework, because we are both really lazy. I'm still hoping that it will work out once I get to the point of having my own household and that I'll miraculously overcome my laziness, but I think I shouldn't count on that.

[Suwako]

Pft, nobody healthy ever died from a little dust.

[Chairtastic]

*swoops down from the rafters, swipes noodles*

*vat floats down on mini-parachute*

[bradypodidae]

Last Post

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

*snatches vat and dashes away*   Oh, almsot forgot......

*grabs the "Last Post", too and then dashes off*

[Chairtastic]

And the Mows stalk their prey silently...

[Ketchup-Crumbles]

Meany is banned for not participating in his own rhyming game. There, I tricked the system and posted in the wrong thread

[Lisky]

Ketchup seems to have tried something in the wrong thread... oh well... *shrugs and wanders off*

[Chairtastic]

Thar she blows! 

*hurls harpoons randomly*

[e_voyager]

they bounce off of my rolling shield you know

[Chairtastic]