02/05/10 [DMFA #1085] - Somone needs adjust the freindly fire settings....

[Lego3400]

Yeah... I don't got much to say other then he saw through her much faster then I expected.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Yeah... I don't got much to say other then he saw through her much faster then I expected.

Indeed!  Curious what his reaction will be when he finds out that Jyrras has a wee crush on him!  Heehee!

[Janus Whitefurr]

He sees through her and she still treats it like it's a fun game. Meh.

[Teroniss]

Oh dear god, call emergency services, call the national guard, call SOMEONE! Wildy-san actually looks innocent in that last panel!          

[SquirrelWizard]

As for the Comic comment, a couple of variants.

Friendly Fire isn't very Friendly.

or

There is nothing more accurate than Friendly Fire.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Oh dear god, call emergency services, call the national guard, call SOMEONE! Wildy-san actually looks innocent in that last panel!          D:

*her penguin army answers the call and stand by awaiting orders* What do you want them to do?!

[RandomMetaphysics]

Wait a tic - did Abel read her mind, or just deduce it was because of Jyrras?

[Howl]

I'm curious as to just why it's a bad idea.

[Teroniss]

I'm curious as to just why it's a bad idea.

Because Wildy playing match maker means she's doing it as a primary for the lulz and secondary to help Jyrras.....

[Shachza]

I'm dismayed by Abel's reluctance to engage in wacky antics.  It's like he's actively refusing to break the fourth wall and expand his fan base!

[Drayco84]

Seriously, if Wildy wants to fix Jyrras up with someone so badly, why doesn't she go out with him? She's so much of a tomboy that-AUGH! WILDY'S COMING AFTER ME! HELP! AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Howl]

I'm gonna go ahead and say I really hope that this situation doesn't wind up played for comedy. But that's just me. I don't laugh a lot.

[iceick]

Seriously, if Wildy wants to fix Jyrras up with someone so badly, why doesn't she go out with him? She's so much of a tomboy that-AUGH! WILDY'S COMING AFTER ME! HELP! AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Serves you right for teasing my girlfrind.

[Dagardo]

Wildy's face in the first panel seems a little on the DERP side, just a little.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Seriously, if Wildy wants to fix Jyrras up with someone so badly, why doesn't she go out with him? She's so much of a tomboy that-AUGH! WILDY'S COMING AFTER ME! HELP! AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Serves you right for teasing my girlfrind.

*watches with amusement as she eats a tub of popcorn* 

[Howl]

Wildy's face in the first panel seems a little on the DERP side, just a little.

More like a "Having immense fun with this" face.

[Tapewolf]

*her penguin army answers the call and stand by awaiting orders* What do you want them to do?!

This probably counts as RP'ing and shouldn't strictly be done here.  If you haven't already done so, make sure you read the rules.  Just saying - you probably don't want to annoy Amber at this time...

Wait a tic - did Abel read her mind, or just deduce it was because of Jyrras?

I suspect he's shielding himself against the patrons.

(And the dialog in that last panel made me laugh out loud.)

[Turnsky]

Seriously, if Wildy wants to fix Jyrras up with someone so badly, why doesn't she go out with him? She's so much of a tomboy that-AUGH! WILDY'S COMING AFTER ME! HELP! AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Serves you right for teasing my girlfrind.

The "real" Wildy might take offense to that.   

[iceick]

Seriously, if Wildy wants to fix Jyrras up with someone so badly, why doesn't she go out with him? She's so much of a tomboy that-AUGH! WILDY'S COMING AFTER ME! HELP! AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Serves you right for teasing my girlfrind.

The "real" Wildy might take offense to that.   

I take it you haven't played Super Smash Bros with her.

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

*her penguin army answers the call and stand by awaiting orders* What do you want them to do?!

This probably counts as RP'ing and shouldn't strictly be done here.  If you haven't already done so, make sure you read the rules.  Just saying - you probably don't want to annoy Amber at this time...

My bad, I thought I understood them well enough, guess I better take notes, huh? This just means I'll have to watch my usual humor, antics and craziness then, that's no big! 

[Tapewolf]

My bad, I thought I understood them well enough, guess I better take notes, huh? This just means I'll have to watch my usual humor, antics and craziness then, that's no big! 

Well, if it gets out of hand someone will generally ask you to tone it down a little, like now (unless they're in a bad mood, which unfortunately may be the case with Amber at the moment).
If you've read them, that's good.  The main problem we have is people who simply skip the whole rule-reading bit and then act surprised when someone gets annoyed at them...

[Mrs_A_ZeTavia]

Well, if it gets out of hand someone will generally ask you to tone it down a little, like now (unless they're in a bad mood, which unfortunately may be the case with Amber at the moment).
If you've read them, that's good.  The main problem we have is people who simply skip the whole rule-reading bit and then act surprised when someone gets annoyed at them...

Ah, I see......   

[Bjalf]

Curious what his reaction will be when he finds out that Jyrras has a wee crush on him!  Heehee!

A wee crush? Jyrras is in love with golden showers?   

[MT Hazard]

I wonder if Wildy San has ever considered the precarious situation she is in?  Pretty much all of her 'friends' could crush her at a moments notice if provoked and even ferret rage would be insufficient against an adventurers sword or the discipline mallet.

[Janus Whitefurr]

I wonder if Wildy San has ever considered the precarious situation she is in?  Pretty much all of her 'friends' could crush her at a moments notice if provoked and even ferret rage would be insufficient against an adventurers sword or the discipline mallet.

She has Plot Armour, unfortunately.

[Scarydragon]

She has Plot Armour, unfortunately.

The thing about Plot Armour is that its efficacy is dictated by the author. Should Amber choose to have a story arc wherein karma finally catches up to Wildy, I'm not sure a subterranean nuclear bunker could protect from the fallout. (That is unless Wildy has been volunteering and donating money to various organizations 'off camera', so to speak.)

[Jasonrevall]

She has Plot Armour, unfortunately.

The thing about Plot Armour is that its efficacy is dictated by the author. Should Amber choose to have a story arc wherein karma finally catches up to Wildy, I'm not sure a subterranean nuclear bunker could protect from the fallout. (That is unless Wildy has been volunteering and donating money to various organizations 'off camera', so to speak.)

We don't know much about Wildy's combat arts. For all we know she may have some kind of magically enhanced punches or an enchanted contact lens that allows her to see weak points and hit them for massive damage.

[Eon]

Heh. Wildy is so hot when she's being evil...  Rowr!

[D'ymkarra]

Wait a tic - did Abel read her mind, or just deduce it was because of Jyrras?

Hard to say for sure, but I doubt it...Between the use of 'gay' and 'single' in her line of questioning, it was the only logical conclusion...That, and if he had read her mind, Abel would have known he was the intended target of Jyrras' affections all along.


Letting the Rat out of the bag, as it were  

[Scarydragon]

We don't know much about Wildy's combat arts. For all we know she may have some kind of magically enhanced punches or an enchanted contact lens that allows her to see weak points and hit them for massive damage.

Magical, weak-point-detecting punches might help if physical beings confront Wildy, but Karma is a fickle bitch, and no amount of kung fu and crotch shots will help when her tail falls off, or her house spontaneously explodes, or she finally pushes one of her friends too far and they snap on her, or (and it would be terrible if it happened) Biggs gets assassinated by dragons/mysterious enemies/would-be rulers of the Twink Territories.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think Wildy really deserves anything bad to happen to her. I'm just theorizing that should she ever get any backlash it'd be one hell of a sting.

As for the comic itself, I can't help but envision Wildy dressed up like a brown, fuzzy Cupid, firing arrows at people as they run away in terror.