Simply saying "Hello" is boring...

[Roach Lord]

May thou be warned that one day soon, when you humans are week from your pitiful fighting and bickering, the great Roach Empire will rise from the ashes and nuclear waste to make anew world in the face of the long hated insect! And we will Clean this new world of the last surviving mammals that infect it!

...

But until then, HI! I hope we can be good friends! =D

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Sure.

*squish*

[Tapewolf]

My understanding was that the roaches would outlast the death of humanity until winter, at which point they'd be decimated by the lack of heated buildings to hide in.

Um, anyway.  Remember to read the rules, be good, have fun and so forth.

[Roach Lord]

My understanding was that the roaches would outlast the death of humanity until winter, at which point they'd be decimated by the lack of heated buildings to hide in.

Um, anyway.  Remember to read the rules, be good, have fun and so forth.

HA! You humans can believe your "THEORIES" all you want! Only we Roaches trully kn....... dang... I forgot what I was gonna say.

Hold on. Be.... good? ah well.

[JackTheCubiWolf]

Welcome. Click my charmander egg. Oh and are one of the big more hideous roachs or the small, not as bad ones.

[Sprocketsdance]

... a roach?... is there anything I won't hug?

*shrugs*    guess not. Welcome!   And yes, do be good, and don't bring about the downfal of humanity while you're here.. please.

[Roach Lord]

Furrys will be spared... for they amuse me. Plus, thats not until some nuclear war happenes.. you've got a while.

[Lisky]

I'm not up to date on my insect based medicine... and i don't think replacement organs are going to be easy to find... i'm sorry lord of the roach, but it seems you're SOL in the event of injuries incurred while playing around in the Mansion... what your step... and watch out for the box

[Damaris]

Welcome to the forum. Please read the rules, as the administrators reserve the right to enforce them at any time. (Most notable is the role playing one, which I have the feeling you need to read)

And have fun, but not too much.

[Lysander]

Hello, Roachy. May this day treat you well, as you have been welcomed to this interesting place.