My internet is back. :3

[Alondro]

Well, our home router died at last.

That's why little has been seen of me.

The family waited for me to come back to do anything about it.  But since I fear touching computer thingees, lest they asplode, we waited for my computer-literate other brother to be free to set up the new router system, which has all these complex security codes and whatnot to secure the network.

[Lysander]

Now that I think about it, I haven't seen you around much. Nice to see you again.   

[Cogidubnus]

I had assumed the edge of the galaxy had exceeded the speed of light and thusly stretched space-time to such an extent that the fabric of reality ripped apart, directly upon the spot your router formerly inhabited and forming a new universe inside the bowels of the internet.

However, it appears this is not so! Good to know!

[Alondro]

I had assumed the edge of the galaxy had exceeded the speed of light and thusly stretched space-time to such an extent that the fabric of reality ripped apart, directly upon the spot your router formerly inhabited and forming a new universe inside the bowels of the internet.

However, it appears this is not so! Good to know!

Well, that's actually kinda sorta what happened.  But luckily we called these guys on some planet called Logopolis, who are now endlessly entering computations to keep the universe from unraveling.   

*the Master shows up*

I have a bad feeling about this...