03/20/09 [DMFA #984] - Boyfriend hahaha

[Hellcat]

seriously LOL

*sorry for not putting date and number in, fixed now

[Madmann135]

ATTN Hellcat!!!:  There is a method to the madness in this forum for comic related topics Date in month-day-year format then comic number and finally topic.

It's official, Dan is now the babe magnet in Lost Lake.  They all wanna get under his shirt.
"San Widler" might have been onto something.

[Jairus]

*collapses laughing*

Oh, Lorenda's gonna be beating herself up over this for DAYS!! I don't think any of us thought the fight would be broken up over this. But I love how Lorenda knew exactly which buttons to press to get her mom to help. Oh, poor poor Lorenda. And poor Dan. And poor Aliph. "My mortal enemy is dating my niece?!!?! Oh, okay. No hard feelings, Daniel?"

[Cogidubnus]

Happy Kria is quite possibly the happiest thing on earth. 

[Madmann135]

*collapses laughing*

Oh, Lorenda's gonna be beating herself up over this for DAYS!! I don't think any of us thought the fight would be broken up over this. But I love how Lorenda knew exactly which buttons to press to get her mom to help. Oh, poor poor Lorenda. And poor Dan. And poor Aliph. "My mortal enemy is dating my niece?!!?! Oh, okay. No hard feelings, Daniel?"

...Imagine how Regina would feel.
Dan would have to postpone his revenge and justice plans until another day, preferably after the 'breakup.'  Lets hope Dan understands the reasons for Lorenda and him 'dating each other.'

*does a happy dance*

Mad thinks Lorenda could be in politics.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

I don't know how.

But somehow, Matilda is going to find out about this. And then there will be repurcussions. Even the friendliest of roses have thorns, yes?


I'm looking forward.


EDIT:

Second thought that occurs to me. Despite whatever happened to DP, he seems to still be winning. After all, this line of reasoning wouldn't exactly apply if Dan was wiping wet chunks of DP over the walls, they'd presumably be helping out old uncle Aliph. Although maybe not, they didn't seem to care too much that he was about to kill Regina. Maybe it's "Family shall not fight one another" but at the same time respecting the outcome of scuffles, whatever their source and victim.

[Hellcat]

ooh just noticed the sweatdrop on Lorenda! Good work reviving the classic manga expression Amber

[Jairus]

*collapses laughing*

Oh, Lorenda's gonna be beating herself up over this for DAYS!! I don't think any of us thought the fight would be broken up over this. But I love how Lorenda knew exactly which buttons to press to get her mom to help. Oh, poor poor Lorenda. And poor Dan. And poor Aliph. "My mortal enemy is dating my niece?!!?! Oh, okay. No hard feelings, Daniel?"

...Imagine how Regina would feel.
Dan would have to postpone his revenge and justice plans until another day, preferably after the 'breakup.'  Lets hope Lorenda understands the reasons for them 'dating each other.'

*does a happy dance*

Mad thinks Lorenda could be in politics.

Nope: second- relatives don't count.

Also, Amber, regarding the wallpapers... just draw the danged things. Seriously, I don't think we'd be pissed off getting an awesome group shot of all the characters (well, all the characters in two groups) even if they are just standing around. Albeit, if you had them posed in some environment it'd be kinda neat, but something tells me you wouldn't get too many angry emails. Except from the rampant porn nuts. But how many of those could there be?

Anyway, response-rant is ranty. And I can't speak for everyone, of course. But, come on Amber: give yourself a little bit more credit.

[senrath]

Wait a minute, Kria "knew" that Dan was Lorenda's "boyfriend" and she was still trying to seduce him?

[Jairus]

Wait a minute, Kria "knew" that Dan was Lorenda's "boyfriend" and she was still trying to seduce him?

Well, all's fair in love and war and all that.

[mopman]

I think she was trying to get her to admit he was her boyfriend

[Teh_Hobo]

I'm not entirely sure what to say. Thats one way of putting a stop to things. And I agree that somehow Matilda will find out and there will be drama. Just, wow. Did NOT expect that one. Well played, Amber. Well played.

[senrath]

Wait a minute, Kria "knew" that Dan was Lorenda's "boyfriend" and she was still trying to seduce him?

Well, all's fair in love and war and all that.

But what about "family comes first"?

[Jairus]

Wait a minute, Kria "knew" that Dan was Lorenda's "boyfriend" and she was still trying to seduce him?

Well, all's fair in love and war and all that.

But what about "family comes first"?

Stop pointing out gaps in my logic!

[LoneHowler]

Wait a minute, Kria "knew" that Dan was Lorenda's "boyfriend" and she was still trying to seduce him?

I think that she figures he wasn't falling for his charms so he must love someone else, and her daughter is a likely suspect since she was trying to stop the fight.
Now all Lorenda has to do is think hard at Dan "I told my mom we are dating to stop the fight play along or she will kill you"

[Baal Hadad]

I didn't even have to look at the TEXT to laugh at Kria's expression in that third panel....   

I'm trying to remember why her "cutsie" expression in the last panel looks familiar--I wouldn't have seen it elsewhere in either comic, but I KNOW I've seen an expression like that SOMEWHERE....  >.<

Anyway, didn't expect Lorenda to say that, even though she's read Wildy's spy novel and liked it, and it featured her and Dan in a secret forbidden romance....   

I just wonder what's going to happen now, both with Dan and Aliph fighting each other AND with Lorenda's "revelation"....

<.<

>.>

[Azlan]

Happy Kria is possibly the scariest thing I've seen yet.  I am still impressed to this day how this can be such a web of complex relationships, drama, tragedy and comedy in one whole mass.   

[Kenway975]

Definitely unexpected.

But what will happen when the fight is broken up and both Dan and DP find out why? I'm half way expecting them to suddenly get the blank stare the accompanies one who's brain malfunctions due to a "What the..." error. Similar to this blank stare.

Also let's hope that Matilda understands/is considerate otherwise Dan still might have problems...

[Slowtini]

Happy Kria scares me. 

[senrath]

Happy Kria scares me. 

I think Happy Kria scares all of us, on at least some level.

[Terrion]

Anyway, didn't expect Lorenda to say that, even though she's read Wildy's spy novel and liked it, and it featured her and Dan in a secret forbidden romance....   

And just think - If Lorenda kept the advance copy she read, then she has "proof" to present to Kria and Aliph!  

[Jim Halisstrad]

Maybe Dan will kill Double P DP before horse face Mc. 1d gets to him.  
That would be awesome.

[Baal Hadad]

Anyway, didn't expect Lorenda to say that, even though she's read Wildy's spy novel and liked it, and it featured her and Dan in a secret forbidden romance....   

And just think - If Lorenda kept the advance copy she read, then she has "proof" to present to Kria and Aliph! 

Would she have to pay royalties to Wildy to do that?

[!KCA]

I wonder if Kria thinks her chances of getting grandchildren are improved by Dan being a walking incarnation of fetish fuel.

Maybe Dan will kill DP before Kria gets to him.  

I consider that or critically wounding him a strong possibility. It's also remotely possible that once Kria gets between them, Dan will surprise everyone and kill DP by striking through Kria's non-vital areas. Can demons have BSODs?

[silentassassin]

Family manipulation is just a B word away for the soulstealers.

[Terrion]

Anyway, didn't expect Lorenda to say that, even though she's read Wildy's spy novel and liked it, and it featured her and Dan in a secret forbidden romance....   

And just think - If Lorenda kept the advance copy she read, then she has "proof" to present to Kria and Aliph! 

Would she have to pay royalties to Wildy to do that?

That wouldn't be a case of royalties - Lorenda would just have to cover the cost of one paperbound test volume. And that would be to the publishing company and not Wildy. If they ever bother to ask for it back if she didn't send it - the whole thing is pretty much a loss for them, so what's one more book?

[Baal Hadad]

Anyway, didn't expect Lorenda to say that, even though she's read Wildy's spy novel and liked it, and it featured her and Dan in a secret forbidden romance....   

And just think - If Lorenda kept the advance copy she read, then she has "proof" to present to Kria and Aliph! 

Would she have to pay royalties to Wildy to do that?

That wouldn't be a case of royalties - Lorenda would just have to cover the cost of one paperbound test volume. And that would be to the publishing company and not Wildy. If they ever bother to ask for it back if she didn't send it - the whole thing is pretty much a loss for them, so what's one more book?

I was mostly making a quadriplegic joke there, but thanks for the info. 

[tiggertoo]

Heh, go Lorenda! Of course, I expect Kria to pull a Fa'lina on them and immediately start in on plotting herself some grandbabies. I do hope Dan can shift mental and emotional gears fast enough to keep up with Lorenda's masquerade. Kria can help the situation a whole lot by making sure Regina scrams before breaking up Dan and DP (if Regina hasn't grown a brain and scrammed already).

Third panel super-happy Kria is a bit disturbing though -- but at least we know she approves.    And yes, even if it was true and Kria knew Dan was Lorenda's boyfriend, I think she'd still give him a try - once anyway.

I don't expect any problems from Matilda about this -- though she may show up to see what's going on. Matilda seems to be able to read Dan very well -- she will know that he's telling the truth when he explains.

[Lowde]

Aaaand there it is... Lorenda's intervention... Not exactly what I had thought but it's something...

I also wonder if Lorenda did this only to save Dan or she wanted to save her uncle as well...

Edit: Btw, how can you be scared of someone who just radiates happiness?

[Distracting]

That smile was entirely too happy. I mean, happy to a point of malice. I love it.