Best furniture commercial ever.

Started by franksandhotdogs, February 02, 2009, 03:28:45 AM

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franksandhotdogs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk

If you close your eyes, you can almost pretend it's Mr. C The Slide Man, rappin about how it's "just like a mini mall!"

Jairus

 :erk

GYAAAH!!!!! The song is stuck in my head!  D: Get it out! :banghead
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Valynth

#2
Quote from: Jairus on February 02, 2009, 03:43:38 AM
:erk

GYAAAH!!!!! The song is stuck in my head!  D: Get it out! :banghead

The only thing worse?  Actually living in the area....

Seriously, the one time my state/city actually made national headlines and it's for this?!?!

:redrum

Honestly, why can't we get the nice serial killers, arsonists, and terrorists like the rest of the country?!?!

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Jairus

Quote from: Valynth on February 02, 2009, 03:55:25 AM
Quote from: Jairus on February 02, 2009, 03:43:38 AM
:erk

GYAAAH!!!!! The song is stuck in my head!  D: Get it out! :banghead

The only thing worse?  Actually living in the area....

Seriously, the one time my state/city actually made national headlines and it's for this?!?!

:redrum

Honestly, why can't we get the nice serial killers, arsonists, and terrorists like the rest of the country?!?!

My most profound sympathies. Really. I do feel sorry for you. :hug

But... augh! It's back! :banghead
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Cvstos

"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them." - Albert Einstein

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." -Albert Einstein

Jairus

Quote from: Cvstos on February 02, 2009, 04:03:55 AM
I counter your bad rap with the worst. acting. ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI

...

Wow. Just... wow.


Let me guess: this thread is quickly going to turn into the "this is worst commercial EVAR" thread? Nothing wrong with that, just shuddering in horror at the thought of what things shall be dredged up. Fortunately, I am somewhat of a sucker for this form of punishment. :popcorn
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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Jack McSlay

Both ads appeared in one of the "E! Wildest Comercials" show. But it's definitely better than the one which the owner fires a deatomizer at his clients and even the watcher
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=bRY_lchC9DI&feature=related
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Janus Whitefurr

Unlinkable, mostly because I only have it as a video file and I'm not going to troll youtube looking for it.

Radio station, from what we could tell. The premise of the commercial is a man getting *ahem* excited. And then his phallus starts to bob about and the head of it begins to sing. ~o/ now's the time to stand up, stand up and shout /o~

If you have seen it, you will know what I mean. That is all.
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Ryudo Lee

#8
And from out of nowhere... Frankie and Johnny's with the Special Man!
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Jack McSlay

Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on February 02, 2009, 10:03:24 AMUnlinkable, mostly because I only have it as a video file and I'm not going to troll youtube looking for it.

Radio station, from what we could tell. The premise of the commercial is a man getting *ahem* excited. And then his phallus starts to bob about and the head of it begins to sing. ~o/ now's the time to stand up, stand up and shout /o~

If you have seen it, you will know what I mean. That is all.
upload it to youtube!  :U
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Caswin

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I'm going to go ahead and honestly call this one of the few raps I actually like in some capacity.  There is worse rapping out there.
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