The newer and more improved "Dr. Ink Song"!

[Alondro]

Aaaand here we go for another round of what I've decided to make into a holiday tradition...  forever!  *Charles is added to a few dozen more hit lists*

It's "How the Ink Stole Your Soul!", with more verses!   


1. You're pure evil, Dr. Ink.
You're as low as low can sink!
A rotten rodent in your trousers can't hide your infernal stink, Dr. Iii-ink.
You're an un-fluffy rock-filled pillow that puts everyone's neck in a crink!

2. You're a monster, Dr. Ink.
Ascended from the depths of hell!
Your humor's from Halloween and your icy smile feels fell, Dr. Iii-ink.
Anyone that gets close to you has their soul sucked out into that well!

3. You're disgraceful, Dr. Ink,
A wolfish fox in snowy white!
Freddy Kruger shakes with terror whenever you come into sight, Dr. Iii-ink!
Next to you, Charlie Brown would feel safer with that tree that kept eating his kite!

4. A spectral shadow, is Dr. Ink,
He'll appear when least you know!
A needle jabs at your behind, and there's a tarnished halo's glow, from Dr. Iii-ink!
Given the choice of cubification by you and elective bowl surgery without proper anesthesia, I'd hand the surgeon a mallet and say, "Just give my head a hard blow!"

5. You're so naughty, Dr. Ink,
You hate joy taste in your tea.
You'd like to drink some bitter sorrow, and soak up endless misery, Dr. Iii-ink!
You took the anti-Hippocratic oath and now do as much harm to your patients as is physically possible, all while grinning with glee!

6. Go to blazes, Dr. Ink!
You've pulled every nasty trick.
You're a poisonous piñata to a child's whacking stick, Dr. Iii-ink!
So they actually let you become a doctor?  Thank the gods I'm not siiiiiiick! 

7. You're a bastard, Dr. Ink.
For who would dare claim to have sired,
The most abominable creature, by Lucifur his form inspired?  Dr. Iii-ink!
I suspect he devoured his parents from the inside out like some horrible alien parasite, their souls the first he acquired!

8. Abominations, by Dr. Ink,
Lurk the halls of SAIA;
Though nauseating in appearance, they're positively bright and gay, for Dr. Iii-ink!
Normally these monsters, like everyone else in Furrae , would be gay for Abel.  Dr. Ink has simply twisted their minds... in many perverted wayyyyys!


9. Profoundly wicked, is Dr. Ink.
Entering his room quite unwise...
You'll be tugged terribly to a tentacular demise, by Dr. Iii-ink!
I'd rather be subject to endless re-runs of "Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent"... than take one glance in your eyyyyyyyes!

10. You're the devil, Dr. Ink,
Eating souls like candy corns!
In angelic cloaked appearance he hides satanic tail and horns, that Dr. Iii-ink.
I heard Ink was there at the Crucifixion... making the crown of thorrrrrrns!  (Such evil!    )

11. He's the Boogyman, that Dr. Ink,
Lurking in the darkest night!
Little children scream in terror when they behold the sight, of Dr. Iii-ink!
The poor kids never make it to the next morning... because they all die of friiiiiight!

(New for '08!  When will it stop?!)   nevar! >:}

12. Even anime villains, fear Dr. Ink,
With God-mode writing he's empowered!
SEELE stared shocked into submission as Adam's soul was swift devoured, by Dr. Iii-ink!
Personally, I would try for SSJ Level Infinity and kick Ink's butt... but I'm too much of a cowaarrrrrrd!

13. Penultimate Evil, that's Dr. Ink,
He has no heart, only a void.
The emptiness he fills with torments of those whose souls he has destroyed!  Oh Dr. Iii-ink!
Why are you looking at me like that!  Don't come any closer!  Oh my god he's annoyyyyyyed! 

*horrible screams and crashing of breaking instruments*


The End! 

[techmaster-glitch]

Uh, 10 and 11 are the new verses, right?

[Turnsky]

*song*

you do realise that you've unleashed the mental image of Ink as drawn by chuck jones, right? 

[Alondro]

*song*

you do realise that you've unleashed the mental image of Ink as drawn by chuck jones, right? 

I can see that!  It's frightfully delightful!  IT MUST BE DRAWN!

By someone else.  Cuz I have no skilz.   

[Boog]

*blinks at 11* Why excuse me...

[Alondro]

*blinks at 11* Why excuse me...

No no.  You're BoogEyman.  Ink is the Boogyman.  See the difference?   

[Saist]

my brain is trying to rip itself out of my head after reading that.

[Faerie Alex]

Considering this song, I should think the doctor would be more than happy to help you with that.

[Angel]

XD Bweeheeheeheeheehee.... I will never get tired of this song. The only complaint I have is that I sang every verse and now my throat's a little tired... but it was worth it.