The ban game, v10

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 06:54:49 PM

Ren is banned because this is truly awesome. Go Midair Repair!

Slowtini · August 31, 2008, 06:56:07 PM

Jairus is banned because why not!

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 06:56:32 PM

Slowtini is banned because I feel like it!

VSMIT · August 31, 2008, 06:59:26 PM

Jairus is banned because this is madness!

Slowtini · August 31, 2008, 07:01:16 PM

VSMIT is banned because that meme is overused and old.

VSMIT · August 31, 2008, 07:02:10 PM

Slowtini is banned because if it really was, he wouldn't have that vid in his sig.

Slowtini · August 31, 2008, 07:03:17 PM

VSMIT is banned because dude, dancing, it's a mockery of everything that that meme represents.

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:08:04 PM

Dancing, Slowtini? This... is... the... BAN GAME!!!

VSMIT · August 31, 2008, 07:10:02 PM

Jairus is banned becausd Xerxes commands it.

Ren Gaulen · August 31, 2008, 07:12:51 PM

VSMIT is banned because Captain Goddamn Falcoun commands it.

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:17:04 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned because I am suffering from writer's box, and thus have no idea what to post tonight... except for more poetry, and no one wants that.

VSMIT · August 31, 2008, 07:17:51 PM

Jairus is banned by a FALCON PAAAAUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHH to the noggin, which hopefully will stimulate his brain.

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:20:42 PM

VSMIT is banned because now I have writer's block and a concussion. Thanks a lot!

Ren Gaulen · August 31, 2008, 07:22:25 PM

Jay receives a Gau Ban. In other words, he is banned like Ren Fuuma bans Gau.

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:26:23 PM

The wind blows the smell
Of flowers in the air, while
I ban Ren Gaulen.

Ren Gaulen · August 31, 2008, 07:28:02 PM

Jay is not banned for his beautiful haiku. No, wait, he is banned for it.

VSMIT · August 31, 2008, 07:28:55 PM

Gaulen is the banned.
His cries are like a fast wind.
I hate the Haikus.

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:29:59 PM

I don't dislike them,
I just want to write other
Things. VSMIT is banned.

Ren Gaulen · August 31, 2008, 07:37:51 PM

Jay! Listen to my haiku and be banned!

My heart beats slowly.
Never before have I seen
Puppies ride rainbows.

I hope this little haiku (actually not mine - I shamelessly stole it from "Slightly Damned") will stop any further haikus from appearing in this thread.

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:39:41 PM

No worries Ren. Instead a step,
A pattern of two beats in four!
Meantime, be banned! Enjoy my form,
Whilst I write duels in skycraft war.

Ren Gaulen · August 31, 2008, 07:44:48 PM

Jay is banned because now I have to commit a seppuku. You will help me with it, Jay.

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:47:20 PM

Why die, my friend? Please live instead!
I ban you not, what time's we've got
Before our time is at an end.
Stay blade and live, please stay my friend!

My goodness... iambic tetrameter and it sort of rhymed.

Ren Gaulen · August 31, 2008, 07:50:31 PM

Alright, Jay. I won't commit a seppuku. You, however, are banned by me singing "Stain' Alive". For about an hour.

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:51:10 PM

Ren is banned because I respond with "I love you, you love me" for the same period of time.

Ren Gaulen · August 31, 2008, 07:52:43 PM

Jay is banned because my voice gives me super strength!

Slowtini · August 31, 2008, 07:53:59 PM

Ren is banned because OH NO, NOT AGAIN

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:54:40 PM

'Tini is banned. I stop this here,
Before these quotes take over game.
Cease these quotes, or else I swear
Haiku again I'll write out here.

VSMIT · August 31, 2008, 07:55:39 PM

Jairus is banned by Shakespeare, who disapproves of his Iambic Tetrameter.

Jairus · August 31, 2008, 07:56:45 PM

VSMIT is banned because for some reason every time I try to write in pentameter, it comes out forced, while it's easier for me to write in tetrameter. It's very odd.

Besides, I bet Shakespeare would have felt fine with someone doing it their way.

VSMIT · August 31, 2008, 08:02:39 PM

Jairus is banned for giving me a lesson on his philosophy.