The ban game, v09

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because there is a difference between me and Light. I did it in complete silence, while "Slayer" was playing in the background.

And I would probably have been shouting "стереть". What was Light shouting in English, anyway? I don't remember.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because Mikami Teru was saying "Eliminate!" with every name he wrote down. So it was "Kira" but not Light. Close enough. Except now I have a vision of you drawing while you take a potato chip... and EAT IT!

Um, my translator won't tell me what "стереть" means. What does it mean?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I don't really like potato chips.

And "стереть" means "to erase" or "to remove".

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is not banned because I can sympathize. I'm actually trying to avoid snack foods and desserts as much as I can right now... it's a lot easier to lose weight that way. Of course, I'm still worried that you haven't denied that you drew my SD in a Death Note...

Thank you for the translation.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Siegfried wants to see him suffering from the uncertainty.

Oh, and "eliminate" is better translated as "истребить" (but then you'll sound like Stalin ) or "уничтожить" in the given context.

[Jairus]

Considering what Light/Kira was trying to do with the Death Note, Ren is banned for revealing the perfect Russian translation for "Eliminate." Besides, my online dictionary didn't exactly give me a lot of choices for "eliminate."

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banning for giving me a mental image of Kira/Light with Stalin's face. Of Stalin smirking wickedly while saying "Just as planned". Though the latter probably really happened. On several occasions.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I just found Kira!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I have opened the Mayor. ..Wait, I have already done this..

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I have located a complete copy of the Destiny Plan from Gundam SEED Destiny.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because it took eleven damn episodes for Emiya Shirou, eleven damn episodes, to stop being a moron. 

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because it could have been worse: he could have been Ash Ketchum, in which case he never stops being a moron... unless the plot calls for it.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because Ash is a moron, even if the plot calls for him to be smart.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because not only is Ash a moron, he is also suicidal.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because... OH SHIT, GRAVITY REVERSAL!

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because he's been dividing by zero again.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I'm going to divide and conquer.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned by giant robots.

Hm, it's about time for me to start writing my post for the day... what to do, what to do?

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because what you must do, is conquer Europe.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because it's been done.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because he has his orders.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I don't want to follow these orders.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because that's a broken link =U

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I fixed it.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because for one brief moment, he failed, and that's enough to earn him a ban.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because my failures are so rare that they stand out against my general field of greatness. My brother, on the other hand, is the opposite way... like the time he wondered how Two Face could have died at the end of The Dark Knight when he is quite clearly alive in Batman Forever which takes place after The Dark Knight. That's what it's like interacting with him. It's that bad.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by (demi)God and Win.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I've got an Angel.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I've got Dancing Spetsnaz. Top that.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I've got this...