The ban game, v09

Cogidubnus · August 20, 2008, 11:11:35 AM

Mowser is banned with a BOOT TO THE HEAD!

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 11:12:24 AM

Cogidubnus is banned by a handful of mud.

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 11:14:40 AM

Jairus is banned by another Sword That Cleaves Evil (WARNING! Graphic cyborg violence!).

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 11:15:16 AM

Ren is banned because he seems to store all of these swords in his umbrella stand.

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 11:16:38 AM

Jay is banned because I command him to rock on target.

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 11:25:47 AM

Ren is banned by Lockon Stratos. No other words or images are needed.

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 11:28:06 AM

"Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon! Lockon!..." Manly tears were shed.
Jay is banned by Zengar's long-lost twin brother - Dangar! (It's a joke, people)

Mao · August 20, 2008, 11:28:56 AM

Ren is banned by high voltage. Danger Danger!

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 11:30:05 AM

Mowser is banned by Danger Will Mowser! Danger Will Mowser! Danger!

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 11:32:33 AM

Jay is banned for frightening a Gundam.

Mao · August 20, 2008, 12:33:27 PM

Ren is banned because in the end, there can be only one.

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 12:36:35 PM

Mowser is banned because I will be this "one".

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 12:43:13 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm selling tickets and popcorn to this event.

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 12:44:48 PM

Jay is banned because I have just taken a level in badass and got a new ability - Death Proofing.

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 01:10:20 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned by my new razor blade... the Schlick Quattro!

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 01:12:11 PM

Jay is banned because red colour does not only make things go three times faster. It also makes people kick asses three times harder.

Mao · August 20, 2008, 01:13:30 PM

Ren is banned because this thread is starting to feel like a bunch of mutual gratification between very few people.

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 01:15:55 PM

Mowser is banned because we're all best friends here.

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 01:16:35 PM

Gentlemen! I like Ban Game. I like to ban people around me. I like to watch people ban each other. Even being banned myself is not too bad here. Now, observe Jairus become banned.

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 01:17:27 PM

Ren is banned because I finally found something awesome enough to match his posts!

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 01:18:55 PM

That picture was made of win and geekish goodness. You, sir, are a winrar and are no longer banned.

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 01:20:21 PM

Ren is banned because I am sick and tired of all these mother****ing Snakes on this mother****ing plane!!!

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 01:22:11 PM

That pun was awful, Jay. A Ban of the Gods to you!

Jairus · August 20, 2008, 01:23:11 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned because this thread... it requires more Nutmeg. Can there be more Nutmeg in this thread?

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 01:24:52 PM

Are you trying to use my jokes against me, Jay?

You sneaky bastard, you..

Be banned before I sick Pip on you.

Cogidubnus · August 20, 2008, 01:34:56 PM

Ren Gaulen is banned because his avatar's texty stuff makes me think he should have intel instead of a demon within.

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 01:37:53 PM

Cog is banned because Intel is not within, Intel is inside. I, however, don't have it inside anyway. Sometimes I have Hate inside, though.

Cogidubnus · August 20, 2008, 01:43:01 PM

Ren is not banned, because Khorne would probably be alright with that.

Ren Gaulen · August 20, 2008, 01:46:50 PM

Cog is banned because Khorne is never alright.

Cogidubnus · August 20, 2008, 01:52:06 PM

Ren is banned for having no sense of relativism. Khorne is only alright when he's really, really angry.