The ban game, v09

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned --- wait, what are all these sheep doing here? Go, shoo! I am not a shepherd!

[Ren Gaulen]

Pagan is banned by the Erupting Burning Hell and Heaven!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned boredly.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cheer up, L! Here, have some bancakes!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I am still a kangaroo rat. What do you intend to do about this, Mr. "I Am Still Breaking Reality With My Awesome"?

[Mao]

Jairus is banned because there is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

[Ren Gaulen]

What do you intend to do about this, Mr. "I Am Still Breaking Reality With My Awesome"?

CLEAVE REALITY IN TWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argh. Be banned, ninja Mowser!

[Jairus]

...

Ren, you're banned because now there's another kangaroo-rat here... wait, it's Jyrras. Never mind.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because the Awesome keeps knocking on the Heaven's door. And the door is about to break..

[Jairus]

... and now the Tenth Doctor has shown up. Great, you're banned for that too. Any more reality breaking, Ren, and they're going to end up in mobile trace suits. And we don't want that, do we?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because the Incredible Commander Gendo piloting Eva Unit One has just broken through the Heaven's door.. And look! A whole bunch of people appeared from it!

[Jairus]

Oh, hey guys, I'll be right with you when I'm done banning Ren... oh gods no!!!!!

*Jyrras and the Doctor are now in their MTS suits...*

These hands of ours are burning red!
There loud cry tells us...
... to grasp happiness!
Erupting Burning Finger!
Seki-
-ha!
Ban-Ban Tenkyoken!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Simon has just deflected the Sekiha Tenkyoken by the awesomeness of his Dynamic Entry. "CHOGINGA GURREN-LAGANN!!!"

[Mao]

Ren is banned because it seems that while the mice are away the cat and roo-rat will play.

[Jairus]

Mowser is banned because you're about to get hit by the Awesome! ... Look out! The awesome meter is breaking!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned as the awesome meter breaks, taking the rest of the reality with it, and the new Spiral Knights triumph!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because there is only one thing in the universe that can stop reality from collapsing into nothingness...

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I see four more such things.

[Mao]

Ren is banned because between him and Jairus, the level of nerdiness in this thread has reached astronomical proportions.

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser is banned because he is still a mouse. He said it himself.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because the level of nerdiness in this thread is over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!

Quick, summon Optimus Liger to protect us from the nerdiness!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by Harry Ord suddenly falling from the sky in his mobile suit.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because I never know what the hell is going on in this thread.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because some things never make sense.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because when in doubt - ready the anti-beam beams!

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by my snowboarding mobile suit... wait, what?!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by psychotic Evoluder Guy wielding a personal Goldiban Hammer.
"HIKARE NI NAAAAAAREEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

[Mao]

Ren and Jairus are both banned because seriously

[Ren Gaulen]

Mowser, Jairus and Ren are banned because Ryoma Nagare concurs.

..Wait, did I just ban myself?..

[Angel]

Ren is banned for confusing me.