The ban game, v08

[Jairus]

Corny has been banned by the ultimate weapon of warfare, mass destruction, and mass terror. Do not click on this link if you value your sanity.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned by corn, the ultimate weapon of warfare, mass destruction, and mass terror.

[Slowtini]

Cog is banned because GOD DAMNIT WINDOWS VISTA

[Angel]

Slowtini is banned 'cause I just got beat to the punch thrice, man.  

[Ren Gaulen]

Black angel is not banned. It is not nice to beat a woman, guys. Even to a punch.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for getting PILLS, against my orders.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because ya'v gotta go with the flow, man.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I have opened the mayor. When the power drops, go in and go in and go in like the US Marshal and his three daughters. Get PILLS against my orders. Get moving!

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because I get paid for killing the whole country.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned because I LIKE PANCAKES

[Cogidubnus]

Slowtini is banned because Pancakes are nothing compared to the power of the Waffle.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned because waffles have nothing on latke.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned by Advice Pup's good advice.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because the Advice Pup's not as good as the Bad Idea Bears.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because Manderley raps:

The man himself.
Don't ever obey orders a-a-again.
Get, get moving.
Get, get moving.
Grow...! Grow...!
One illicit generating plant.
One illicit generating plant.
B-b-b-by the way,
I'm the mad sinner.
I'm the mad sinner.
Armoury, armoury, armoury.
Armoury, armoury, armoury.
Get PILLS, against my orders.
Get moving, against my orders.
Yes... Grow.
I'm your brother!
I'm sure you understand...

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because the Mole people don't like woman.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because the cat has seen better days.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because I'd like a vial of people.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned because We're dealing with a professional here...

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because my dad used to say: "Slaughter! Slaughter! Slaughter!"

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because slaughter can't be spelled without laughter.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned because my wolf can execute anyone you want.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because they had me inject the soldiers with death.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned by [unintelligible].

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned for not wanting to buy a cat from the shady youth in the corner.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned by random screaming.

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because that will be your butt.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned for not making any sense.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned by Graf Zeppelin.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned by the wolf.