The ban game, v07

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned for calling me a camper! (irony fully intended)

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned for being not simply a camper, but a happy camper. And Orz like happy campers.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I have a question: is it considered camping if you spend a lot of time here because there's not really many other places you hang out at online?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because I really don't know. Probably yes. But since Orz like happy campers, it's fine. Are you a happy camper?

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because yes, I am. I really do like this place.

[Ren Gaulen]

Good for you. Otherwise it would have been *dancing*. Now it's just banning. (Does anybody even know what I am referencing, I wonder?..)

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I don't understand. Could you perhaps enlighten me?

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because the Orz are displeased. I was talking about "Star Control 2".

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for changing his avatar again.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned for threatening my avatar. Are you threatening my avatar?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for invoking hnnn. hnnn hnnn hnnn. hnnnnhnnnhnnnhnnn. Need TP for my banhole. hnnnn.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because I only have the vaguest idea of what he was referring to in his prior post.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because llearch wasn't referring anything. He simply used water from the nuclear reactor to make his coffee. He needs it to stay energised. He also has x-ray vision and eye lasors.

[meany]

Ren is banned because he knows this because llearch blasted his right arm off with his eye lazers, then diagnosed the problem with his x-ray vision.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned because, as I previously stated, I heal faster than Zerg. *looks at his regrown arm* Just like new.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because all that means is that we need to kill you faster than you can heal. *turns around and faces six marines and six firebats.* Get to work, boys.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because my skills of Sword-Fu and Gun Kata are effervescent (in fact, all of my skills and powers are). *proceeds to shoot Firebats from the safe distance with a pair of Gauss pistols, then cuts marines down with a pair of high frequency swords*

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned by WEEGEE.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because he should say hello to my little friend. *Gaulen lights up with a dozen nuclear launch pinpoints from twelve cloaked ghosts hidden somewhere inside of my assembled forces* Have a nice day.

Slowtini is banned because that thing is going to give me nightmares tonight.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because IT DAMN WELL BETTER!

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because then why in the name of all that has ever been held holy did you friggin' post it?!?!?!!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jairus is banned because My voice gives me super-strength!!! *flies towards the incoming missiles and punches each one of them in the nose, effectively destroying the warheads before they properly detonate* *in Terminator's voice* I'm coming.. to deliver your ban in person, Jay

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because my hair gives me the power to defy gravity! *promptly lifts off of the ground, complete with swirling air and debris*

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because my fat gives me the power to float in water in moderate comfort due to it being an effective insulation from the cold! *swims around for a bit*

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned for giving us TMI.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned for not knowing that aquatic-based creatures generally do have an insulating layer of fat.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I believe it is usually referred to as "blubber," or at least in mammals... what are Pokémon anyway?

[Ren Gaulen]

Your hair may have posed a threat to a former me, but now, against my World, it is meaningless, meaningless, MEANINGLESS!!!

The World!!!!

..Time is frozen. *throws ban knives at Jairus*

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for playing with sharp objects.

[Ren Gaulen]

OK. You'll get ban spoons, than. *throws lots of them at Slowtini*